On the 1st day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
A Heartless in a castle!
Sora: That's a lame line!
Kairi: Sshhh! They won't know the difference!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
2 Best Friends!
Sora: Yay! The author remembered you guys!
Kairi: Uh, yeah! There's no game without us!
Riku: I need to be possessed you know!
And a Heartless in a castle!
Sora: I still say that's a crummy line!
Riku: I have to agree on that...
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
3 Keyblades!
Riku: Someone actually remembered the Dark Keyblade!
Mickey: You'd think people would forget MY Keyblade!
2 best friends
Kairi: But... Wouldn't I be Sora's girlfriend?
And a Heartless in a castle
Maleficent: Is the castle in this line Castle Oblivion or Hallow Bastion?
On the 4th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
4 Magic Spells!
Sora: I thought there were 6.
Donald: Sshhh. They don't know that!
3 Keyblades!
Sora: Why is there more than one Keyblade?
2 Best Friends!
Sora: Um... We aren't going out Kairi...
And a Heartless in a Castle!
Sora: I got rid of all the Heartless in Hallow Bastion, didn't I?
On the 5th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
5 Paupu Fruits!
Sora: Why can't I find any when I want to give one to Kairi!
4 Magic Spells!
Riku: There are more than 4, right?
3 Keyblades!
Kairi: More than one Keyblade Master incase one gets eaten maybe?
2 Best Friends!
Riku: I have all 5 Paupus! Now I can torture Sora! Yes!
All: ... O.O;;;
And a Heartless in a castle!
Zelda: Maybe it's my castle!
Ansem: You're in the wrong video game!
On the 6th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
6 Dark Sides!
Sora: Crud! I thought 2 were enough! Now there are 6!
Riku: Man! Who came up with this!
5 Paupu Fruits!
Sora: Riku! Gimme!
Riku: No way!
4 Magic Spells!
Sora: (counting fingers) Let's see... Fire, Blizzard, Thunder, Cure...
Donald: Quit counting!
3 Keyblades!
Riku: Doesn't that weird guy in the raincoat have a Keyblade too?
Guy in Raincoat: Yeah! What about me?
2 Best Friends!
Donald: Aren't I your friend too Sora?
Goofy: Yeah!
And a Heartless in a castle!
Zelda: I'm so gonna kill my agent!
Ruto: We BOTH need better agents!
Sora: This is scary...
On the 7th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
7 Princesses
Kairi: Hi!
Alice: I don't think I'm in Wonderland anymore...
6 Dark Sides!
Kairi: Didn't he destroy the island?
Sora: Sadly!
5 Paupu Fruits!
Selphie: I thought I told you Paupus shouldn't be picked without a reason!
Sora: But I didn't pick them!
Riku: (sneaking around in background laughing)
4 Magic Spells
Sora: (still counting) Gravity, and Aero. That IS 6!
Donald: Grr... Be quiet Sora!
3 Keyblades!
Riku: Is Sora's Keyblade the strongest?
Sora: Wanna find out?
Mickey: You're on!
2 Best Friends
Sora: Well... I knew them a lot longer?
Donald: I'll by that.
And a Heartless in a castle
Ansem: (Kills off Ruto) One princess down, one to go.
Zelda: Eek! Link! Help! A nutcase!
On the 8th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
8 Kisses from Kairi!
Sora: Yes!
Riku: Who said they were for you?
Sora: WHAT!
Donald: Maybe they're for me!
7 Princesses!
Snow White: At least we aren't at Ansem's castle THIS time.
6 Dark Sides!
Dark Sides (in unison): Rawr!
Sora: Uh oh!
Riku: Double uh oh!
5 Paupu Fruits!
Kairi: Sora, you said you wanted to give me something?
Sora: Someone stole the Paupu!
Kairi: Whatever.
4 Magic Spells!
Donald: As Head Wizard, I knew perfectly well that there were 6 spells!
Squall: Uh huh. Sure.
3 Keyblades!
(Sora, Riku, and Mickey start a 3 way battle)
2 Best Friends!
Goofy: But, uh... What are we?
Sora: Um, well...
And a Heartless in a castle!
Link: What are you doing to Zelda?
Ansem: Just scaring her out of this song. I killed Ruto.
Link: Really? YES!
Zelda: Link...
On the 9th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
9 Powerwild!
Powerwild: (Monkey noises)
Sora: ... O.O;;;
8 Kisses from Kairi!
Sora: But she loves me!
Cloud: Wanna bet?
Sora: I thought Aerith was your girlfriend!
Cloud: She's mad at me...
7 Princesses!
Jasmine: Is Aladdin here?
Belle: Where is "here" exactly?
Kairi: Wherever the author feels like...
6 Dark Sides!
Riku: Wanna kill them?
Sora: Got dibs on the heads!
5 Paupu Fruit!
Sora: (draws Paupu on paper) Someone stole them all, so this'll have to do...
Kairi: Um...
4 Magic Spells!
Aerith: Even Yuffie knew there were 6.
Yuffie: Yeah! ... HEY!
3 Keyblades!
Ansem: Fools! I shall destroy them! Muahahaha!
Axel: Or we could watch them fight to the death.
Ansem: I like that idea.
2 Best Friends!
Sora: I know! You're my... Wait, I'll think of something...
And a Heatless in a castle!
Zelda: That's the lamest line ever...
Sora: YAY! Someone agrees!
Riku: I agreed stupid.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
10 Sealed Keyholes!
Sora: Think of how many more there are...
9 Powerwild!
Jafar: Obviously the author was desperate for a line!
Author: (erases Jafar's mouth and creepy eyebrows) TAKE THAT! MUAHAHAHAHA!
8 Kisses from Kairi!
Sora: Let's all ask Kairi who she loves best!
Riku: OK
Author: NO! RIKU'S MINE!
7 Princesses!
Cinderella: I'm bored. Wanna eat spicy food?
Mulan: I could go with that!
Alice: You're not a Princess of Heart.
Mulan: The author couldn't remember who was... She chose the ones she knows and her favorite Disney characters...
Alice: Oh.
6 Dark Sides!
Sora: (starts wacking Dark Side)
5 Paupu Fruit!
Kairi: I think Riku stole them...
Sora: I know that.
Riku: Uh oh... They're on to me!
Author: (sad puppy eyes to Riku) I hope some of those are for me...
4 Magic Spells!
Squall: I only know how to do one... That's so sad...
3 Keyblades!
Sora: (knocks Riku out) I win!
2 Best Friends!
Kairi: Try 'Buddies.'
Sora: That's it! You're my best buddies!
And a Heartless in a castle!
Kairi: Now that you mention it, it is a strange line...
On the 11th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
11 Worlds seen by Sora!
Sora: 11? Really? Is the Author counting Destiny Island?
Riku: I guess... Who knows what the author thinks...
10 Sealed Keyholes!
Donald: Don't bother asking, Sora. She's counting Kingdom Hearts too.
Sora: I hate you!
9 Powerwild!
Author: Anyone else wanna challenge this line? (Evil glare at Ansem)
Ansem: Nope! Not me! (cowering)
8 Kisses from Kairi!
Sora: Kairi! Who were your kisses for?
Kairi: What kisses?
Sora: (points at line) That.
Kairi: I never said that.
All: O.O;;; AUTHOR!
7 Princesses!
Snow White: Which Princess is the Author replacing with Mulan?
Kairi: (looking through KH strategy guides) One sec!
6 Dark Sides!
Sora: (Knocks out final Dark Side) YES! WE WON!
5 Paupu Fruits!
Riku: Um... I stole these from Sora, and I have to give them back... (runs to get Paupus back to Sora)
Author: Oh well, I'll get back at him soon.
4 Magic Spells!
Cloud: That's better than me. I can't do any...
Aerith: I don't get to fight at all!
3 Keyblades!
Sora: (Wins fight) I WIN!
Author: My turn! I'll beat you! (Knocks Sora out) I BEAT SORA!
Ansem: Finally! I shall conquer all worlds!
2 Best Friends!
Donald: OK. Best buddies it is.
And a Heartless in a castle!
Heartless: (thinking) This is boring. Can I go home now?
On the 12th day of Christmas, Sqaure Enix gave to me:
12 Dancing Heartless!
Shadow in skirt: Why do I have to dance?
Author: (holding whip) Cause I said so! (whips heartless)
Shadow (thinking): This is worse than being trapped in that castle...
11 Worlds seen by Sora!
Sora: I've seen that many? Wow...
10 Sealed Keyholes!
Sora: I'm supposed to ask dumb questions in this!
Donald: I don't care!
Goofy: Here we go again...
9 Powerwild!
Ursula: Why not Screwdiver?
Author: (erases mouth and creepy hair) MUAHAHAHA! STUPID SEA WITCH!
8 Kisses from Kairi!
Author: (looks at line) Oh! Typo! (corrects line)
8 Kisses to Riku!
Author: (holds mistletoe over Riku's head) Lookie here... Mistletoe!
Riku: (turns white and runs away) KEEP THE NUT AWAY FROM ME!
7 Princesses!
Sleeping Beauty: Sorry I'm late!
Kairi: What's she doing here?
Mulan: The author remembered I guess...
6 Dark Sides!
Author: Um... Sora? I think it's dead...
Sora: (looks up from pounding dead Heartless) You think?
5 Paupu Fruits!
Riku: Take them back before the author goes nuts.
Sora: I KNEW you stole them!
Kairi: Whatever.
4 Magic Spells!
Yuffie: There there Aerith. Fighting Heartless isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Aerith (crying): I feel so left out!
3 Keyblades!
Author: (hits Ansem in head in mid laugh) Die stupid head!
Ansem: (falls over) You'll pay...
Axel:All your base are belong to us!
Kairi: (knocks raincoat guy out) Not that lame joke again!
2 Best Friends!
Squall: I'm bored. Wanna eat?
Sora: Sure! LET'S EAT RAMEN! MUAHAHAHAHA!
And a Heartless in a castle!
Author: (whipping Shadow) Not anymore!
Shadow: Help me! I demand my rights!
Dancing Large Body: What rights? She's trapped us to do this lame line!
Shadow: ...
On the 13th day of Christmas, Square Enix gave to me:
13 rabid fans!
Author: RIKU'S MINE!
CC ((See .hackfanfic)): Must get interviews for site! I'll be rich and famous if I charge a buck to see the interviews!
Tara ((friend of mine who loves Sora)): Got dibs on Sora!
Ryu ((see other fanfics)): Got dibs on all of the swords!
Sora: I thought there were only12 days of Christmas!
Kairi: So did I!
Riku: Who cares! Just keep running!
Cloud: Help me! He's trying to take my sword!
Ryu: Gimme!
Other fans that I'm too lazy to name: WE LOVE YOU KH PEOPLE! (chases characters with autograph books)
12 Dancing Heartless!
Heartless: Save us! We're sorry for anything we did wrong!
Sora: I finally get to see them dance!
Jack Skelington: This is JUST how I envisioned my Halloween to be!
11 Worlds seen by Sora!
Riku: Darn... He's seen more than me.
10 Sealed Keyholes!
Sora: I've saved so many worlds! I should be aloud to ask all of the dumb questions!
Donald: NO!
9 Powerwild!
Ansem: You've erased everyone's mouths... What now?
Author: I erase you for possessing my boyfriend!
Riku: I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
8 Kisses to Riku!
Author: (Still chasing Riku for a kiss)
Riku: Leave me alone!
7 Princesses!
Kairi: I vote Mulan's cooler than Sleeping Beauty any day!
Rest of princesses: YEAH!
Sleeping Beauty: Can't we talk about this?
6 Dark Sides!
Dark Side: (jumps up and runs for life) AHHHHH!
5 Paupu Fruits!
Author: Meanie! (sniff)
Riku: Please don't start crying on me!
Author: (bursts into tears)
4 Magic Spells!
Sora: It's sad when Aerith's crying. After all, she's one of the happy people...
Riku: It's fun watching Yuffie try to be an adult though.
Sora: Good point.
3 Keyblades!
Author: YAY! THE 3V1L IS GONE!
Kairi: 3v1l?
Author: Yeah! L33T ROCKS!
Axel: Ugh... My only weakness... L33T...
2 Best Friends!
Sora: (gets fat eating Ramen) can't move...
Kairi: Large Bodies don't eat that much ramen...
Sora: Shut up...
And a Heartless in a castle!
Shadow: Finally! I'm outta here! No more dancing! YAY!
Sora: (destroys Shadow) Too easy.
Author: Poor Heartless...
I hope you enjoyed this random song. The Ruto joke was for my brother. We have agreed that Ruto is a pain in the butt. Zelda, Link, and Ruto are from the Legend of Zelda. My brother's a bit of a nutcase... Happy (insert holiday preference here) to you! ((taken from those people on Nickalodeon.))