A short pecker story!!

Yes I am aware this is non sense, I am bored, and it is 5:03 am, and I am going to fall asleep but I wanted to get a story up real fast. I don't usually right this kind of stuff, ill put better material up later.

Two hobbits skipped down the rode of the shire. They hummed a tune and smoked some tobacco. They noticed Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin walking up the road. " Look, can it be!" the brown haired Hobbit said pointing. " Don't point you nerd, they have swords they'll chop off your pointing finger," the black haired hobbit said. " oh," he said pulling in his finger and holding it. " Lets greet them chomp," he said slapping the brown haired one in the back. " Ouch, hey wait for me!" the brown haired hobbit said.

" Look Mr. Frodo, were home, were at the shire," he said bobbing his head happily. " Yes Sam, were home, thank you Sam," he said nodding his cute head at Sam. They waked towards the two happy boys as a large cracking noise reached the sky and a crack of lightning struck them all. They all shrieked then passed out. When they woke up they looked around.

" I don't think were in the shire any more merry," Pippin said looking around. " No duh pippin, its commonsense," Merry said hitting pippin up side the head. " hey that's not nice," a girl with blond hair said whipping her hair around. They all stared at her like there was nothing else. She stood there with her hands upon her hips as she flipped her hair. They sat there watching her in slow motion as the wind blew her hair around. " Ok Trinity lets not give the boys a hard one now," her little friend said standing next to her.

" who are you?" Sam asked the red headed, freckled, short, chubby, girl with glasses. " I'm Sassily, and that's my model nanny Trinity," she said snorting. " what race are you?" Pippin asked interestedly. " I'm human, you?" she said pushing up her glasses an hugging her books as she winks at him. Merry gives pippin a jeez look behind her back. " what are you giving me that pretty boy smirk for?" the nanny said in her French accent. Pippin shrugged his shoulder and went to ran to her; but merry grabbed the back of his shirt.

" were hobbits," Frodo said looking at the red head carefully. " Oh, right, hobbits, I thought Halloween past," she said putting her chubby finger to her lips. " Halloween? What is that? Is that your leader?" Sam said looking at her red hair. " Yes my hair is red, but so is yours fat so," she said pulling her hair back into a pony tail. " Jeez no, I never meant to offend you. But we need to get back to the shire," Sam said looking at Frodo. " your serious aren't you?" she snorted again. They all shook there heads yes. They were nervous of this place. They hadn't been here or heard of here before.

" Come with me, ill help you find the shrimp fryer," she said grabbing Pippins hand. He turned to Merry and gave him a nervous look. " it's the shire," Sam yelled to her. " right, the shire," she said nodding she understood. " freaky drunks," she said under her breath. " hello! Trinity! Stop looking at your self in a mirror," Sassily yelled to the nanny who was putting on lip stick. " Oh all right," she said in her accent. The boys all looked at her. " come on," she said tugging the day dreaming Pippin.

Trinity flipped her hair then walked down the road like a model. She looked at all the men looking at her. " Don't even think about it! Your not good enough for this! Well you can think about it, I am totally hot, I even think about my self," she yelled then spoke the ending. Sassily just rolled her brown eyes. When they reached the little girls house they looked around at the huge size of it. She waved to the maids and introduced the hobbits to every one.

" aren't they short?" a older maid asked. " yes and this one is my boy friend," she said trying to kiss pippin. " your so cute," she said rubbing his arm. " help!" he screamed. " Mr. Frodo don't you worry now, it will all be alright," Sam said hugging Frodo. " Sam not now, the model nanny is looking at me," Frodo said pushing away from Sam. "yes Mr. Frodo," Sam said sadly. She waved to him. He waved back and looked at her and fainted. " stupid girl, she stole my man," Sam said glaring at the beauty and beast.

" what did I call her? Beauty and beast? But why? Because she stole my Mr. Frodo, stupid girl, we hates girl, we want are master," Sam started to mutter to him self. " Sam?" Frodo said looking at him curiously.

" stay away Frodo! There is something wrong with me," he said backing into a corner. They heard a loud noise and a large motor bike came crashing through the window. " Grandpa you old geezer, get off that bike," The red head girl said running to her grandfather. " hello Hidey, when did you get so, so, Harry," he said lifting her frizzy red hair. " when you got onto that bike you smelly old man," she said looking at her weird grandfather. " ah, look, you were able to finally have babies, look I am a grand pappy," he said taking the helmet off of his head to reveal the long white beard. " Pappy I'm still eleven," she said looking at him angrily. " oh, right, well, you adopted them?" he asked looking confused. " you obviously don't wear that helmet often enough, no more whiskey and jack Daniels for you boozy," she said shoving his helmet back onto his head.

But they were suppose to meet me for boys night," he said getting back onto his bike. " come on you cant be that dumb," she said wobbling around. " go score with the deli lady again you idiot," she said meanly. " fine, but I'm taking my grandson," he said grabbing Pippin. " what?" Pippin said as the old man shoved a helmet on his head. He then started the motorcycle and rode back out the window. " by the god!!!!!" Pippin yelled as it was muffled by the wind whipping his wind burned face. The old man stopped in front of a large shop.

It was about an hour later and the old man brought back his 'grandson'. " Pippin!" Merry yelled running to his friend. " Dude, look at this," Pippin said lifting up the sleeve of his arm. " Ahh! There is a picture on your arm get it off!" he yelled slapping the tattoo. " Ouch!" he yelled as he grabbed hi arm. " oh god what's happening!" They all yelled.

authors note

Yeah I know its stupid, but I'm tired and well, this is for people who want to read it, if you don't like it, I understand, and if your being a prick to be one then I'm sorry for you fruit wanna bees… I didn't read over it or anything, so I bet its really sucky… lol…

Thanks Halley