Welcome back to Escape From Abusive Fans! I am currently here to do the disclaimer thingy. I don't wanna, but I hafta.

I don't own Danny Phantom. That belongs to Butch Hartman. Some of Tucker's lines and whole distaste for gays belongs to ZAGRH8R, who I don't think I asked permission from originally, but has kindly let me use the lines anyways.

Part 2!

RAHP: Welcome back to our show! Steph's stopped being lazy, and decided to write another one of these! Nah, she's still lazy. She's just got sugar.

Steph: I created you, and I can take you out like that.

RAHP: Pfft. Yeah right. The fans love me too much. Anyways, to start the show, our guest this week is Tucker Foley!

Audience: crickets chirping

RAHP: Cheer or die.

Audience: WOOHOOWOO!

RAHP: Much better. Tucker, come on out!

Tucker: Wasn't I already on this show?

RAHP: That copy was deleted. So we need to redo this.

Tucker: Why was it deleted?

RAHP: Steph's lazy.

Steph: I'm warning you....just start the show already....

RAHP: Fine. Tucker, what abuse have you suffered from your fangirls?

Tucker: I have fangirls?

RAHP: Let me rephrase the question. What abuse have you suffered from Danny's fangirls?

Tucker: Well....they seem to think I'll never get a date with anyone.

RAHP: You won't.

Tucker: Doesn't Valerie count? Even though she was using me?

RAHP: No.

Tucker: Oh well. Also, some fans seem to want to pair me with Sam. That's not right, Sam and Danny are so going to get together.

RAHP: Is that so?

Steph: -whap- Was FTF not obvious enough?

RAHP: Alright, moving on. What else have you suffered?

Tucker: Well...some people seem to think I'd make a good boyfriend for Danny. That's just plain sick and wrong.

RAHP: So...you have to deal with slash?

Tucker: Yeah. To quote one of the many stories about Danny, "HOMOSEXUALITY...EQUALS BAD!" and "HOMSEXUALITY! UNCLEAN!"

RAHP: So I see you don't like gays.

Tucker: No. Wait...are you one?

RAHP: I'm a random person. So far, I'm genderless.

Tucker: So...you're bi?

RAHP: Well...you could put it that way...

Tucker: EVIL! –runs far, far, away-

RAHP: Yeah. We were supposed to release your fangirls, but this show is too long anyways, and you suck. Until next time, loyal (I hope) fans!

Only two reviewers so far. You guys rock!

Chibi Millenia Phantom: Danny likes being hyper! And cookies are what powers me to write this, so thanks!

Divagurl277: This is the first time I've actually had to write a second chapter for you, instead of it being prewritten! I'm going to a lot of work for you. Appreciate it!