I've got sugar, so I've decided to write another one of these. Hope ya like!

I don't own DP. But I do own the RAHP. And myself.

RAHP: Today, for a change, we interview a female. Samantha Manson!

Sam: Call me 'Samantha' again and die.

RAHP: Fine, Sam Manson.

Sam: Better.

RAHP: Anyways, what abuse have you suffered from your fans?

Sam: Well, most people seem to think I'm going to be Danny's girlfriend some day...andIhopethey'reright.

RAHP: So, you like Danny?

Sam: Yes...if you tell anyone, I'll kill you.

RAHP: I don't have to tell anyone. This show is airing live.

Sam: Oh crap.

RAHP: To continue, has there been any more abuse?

Sam: Some people seem to prefer me with Tucker, and that's just odd. I'm a vegetarian...and he'd eat meat even if it spoke a foreign language.

RAHP: Very interesting. Continue.

Sam: One person once paired me with Dash. That's just plain wrong. I kissed him only once, and there was a good reason behind that!

RAHP: Riiiiight....

Sam: And one person wrote a story portraying me as gay. I have nothing against lesbians, but I'm not one. I like guys.

RAHP: Especially Danny?

Sam: Ye-shut up.

RAHP: All right. Now, since Sam hates me and the show is supposed to be very short, we shall release Sam's fans.

Sam: They won't attack me, will they?

RAHP: Just you? No. However, we're also releasing Danny.

Sam: Huh?

Fans: SAM! DANNY! YOU SOOO BELONG TOGETHER!!!!

RAHP: And that's our show. Until next time, when we interview....we haven't decided who to interview yet. Should we interview Trevor, Vlad, or Jack? You decide...and Steph'll write whatever you choose!

Steph: Stop talking about me like I'm your servant or something.

RAHP: But you will write whatever they choose, right?

Steph: Well, yeah....

RAHP: So until next time!

DaddysLilDfekt13: I don't think I'll get tired of hearing that, considering the kids at my school think I can't tell a joke to save my life.

SawCyn-wroteSin: Sam thanks you. She's currently using the hammer to ward off D/S shippers.

Divagurl277: Technically, these reviews are pushing me to rewrite, but whatever. Reviews are good.

Shalei: Glad you like it.

ZAGRH8R: Well, here's Sam's interview. And why'd you say Jack twice? And thanks for the permission to reference your fics-in fact, I did in this chapter. The one with you is coming fairly soon.

Jazzeh: The gay thing was in the last Tucker one, just not as strongly as in the rewrite. And good thing for you, the Trevor one is one of the ones I remember the best.

Kuurah: Tucker the homophobe....now that we've established that, he's gonna end up gay.

PurpleGhostSausage: Cookie!

Chibi Millenia Phantom: YAY...um...YAY!

Blossomng Orange Rose: Hyper is good. And bi has many different meanings.

PT-chan: I can see Tucker as a homophobe. But I also see Dash as gay. And Danny and Sam as the perfect couple. Me personally, I have nothing against homo or bisexuals. But really, that topic won't even be discussed on DP. It is Nickelodeon!

Queen of Cats: Danny/Sam now! Danny/Sam forever!