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WARNING: Characters are WAY OOC!!! So don't blame me please!!!!

A/N: YAY! An update! Sorry it took so long for those of you who like this story…already 5 reviews!! 4 liked it and one was confused but anyway, I've never seen a review from 4 of the 5 so I'm very pleased that I caught your interest!! Now the hard part…keeping it…R&R!!

Last Time on WTF!?…

"I just mean…well, everything's wrong. I'm supposed to be at Hogwarts." Hermione tried to explain as well as straighten her thoughts.

Malfoy raised a blond eyebrow.

"You are." He said shortly.

"What? This isn't Hogwarts." Hermione said.

Draco laughed lightly.

"Um…babe…yea it is." He said as they finally made it to the office and Malfoy pointed to a sign that said "Welcome back to Hogwarts!"

Hermione's eyes rolled back in her head and she passed out.

Now on WTF!?…I love this name it's so much easier to type…lol.

Meanwhile, back in the wizarding world…

"What do you think's wrong with her?" A voice asked.

Hermione tried to open her eyes but they wouldn't open.

"I don't know." Another voice said worriedly.

"Miss Granger…Miss Granger…" A voice repeated.

Hermione finally opened her eyes slowly.

She smiled at the blue eyes and half-moon glasses of Professor Dumbledore.

"Professor…" Hermione practically whispered.

He smiled as a twinkle came to his eye.

"Ah, I see you have come to join us once again." Dumbledore said helping Hermione to sit up.

"You gave your friends quite a scare." Dumbledore said.

Hermione smiled.

"Thank goodness I'm back." She thought with a sigh.

She looked over and saw Harry and Ron standing with grins on their faces.

"What on earth are you wearing?" Hermione suddenly asked noticing their apparel.

Both boys looked down then back up at Hermione.

"What's with the glasses Harry?" Hermione giggled.

"What do you mean?" Harry asked somewhat insulted.

Hermione shook her head dismissively. She looked down at herself and noticed a similar outfit to the boys.

Dark blue robes with what looked like a shield on the corner that said Gryffindor and a lion above the title.

"Griffindor?" She snorted.

"Are you alright Hermione?" Ron asked.

"Yea." She said standing up and shrugging.

She began to leave the room and then turned back when she realized Harry and Ron weren't following.

"You coming? I want some food." She said while reaching into her pocket.

Hermione began to search frantically for something.

"Alright, who stole my gum while I was asleep?" She asked seriously.

"Gum? You don't chew gum." Ron said confusedly.

"Of course I do Ronald. I always have." Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Ronald?" Ron asked.

"That is your name genius." Hermione said sarcastically.

"But you…oh nevermind." Ron said giving up as he walked out of the medical wing.

"So where's Ginny?" Hermione asked as they walked down the hallway.

"Oh, probably in the Great Hall." Ron shrugged.

"The Great Hall? What's that? The Senior hallway or what?" Hermione asked.

Harry and Ron looked at one another and then put their hands out to stop Hermione from walking.

"What's wrong with you?" Harry asked.

"What I want to know is what's wrong with you? Where am I? This isn't Hogwarts…" Hermione began while looking around.

"Yes it is. You're acting rather…odd." Ron said.

Hermione was about to comment when she caught sight of the blondest hair she had ever seen.

She grinned as she walked through Harry and Ron.

They turned to see her walking towards Malfoy.

"What in bloody hell is she doing?" Ron asked worriedly.

"I don't know but there is something definitely wrong." Harry commented.

"Hey babe." Hermione said as she stopped in front of Draco.

He looked at her confusedly and then looked around him.

"No hello?" Hermione asked with a playful pout.

"Nope. Get lost mudblood." With that Malfoy shoved by her and walked down the hallway.

Hermione stared after him with hurt filling her eyes.

Harry and Ron ran up to her.

"What'd you do that for?" Ron asked.

"It's Malfoy." Harry sneered at the departing figure.

Hermione just stared.

"I don't understand." She said to both Harry and Ron.

They both gave her a confused look.

"Let's go find Ginny." Hermione said walking off.

"Hermione!" Ron called.

Hermione stopped and turned to them.

"The Great Hall is this way."

Hermione nodded with a frown as she followed her friend's to the Great Hall.

"Um…what's a mudblood?" Hermione asked.

Both Harry and Ron stopped dead in their tracks.

"Um…" Ron turned to Harry with an even more confused face.

Hermione sighed.

"Nevermind." She said sadly.

Hermione brightened slightly as she saw Ginny sitting at a nearby table.

"Ginny!" Hermione yelled running up to her.

Ginny looked up and smiled.

"Hey Hermione." Ginny said happily.

"Thank god! Will you please tell me what's wrong with lover boy?" Hermione asked.

"Lover boy?" Ginny asked with a blush.

"Got a new boyfriend Ginny?" Ron asked with a deathly glare.

Harry and Ron sat down and began to grab stuff for breakfast.

"Of course not Ronald, she's dating Harry!" Hermione said as though it was obvious.

Just at that moment Harry took a drink of pumpkin juice and almost choked as he swallowed wrong. Ginny also had just taken a bite of bread and spit it across the table at Ron.

"WHAT?!" They both yelled at Hermione.

"What's going on? Is this some kind of prank because you know how I feel about that." Hermione glared at them.

"Are you feeling ok Hermione?" Ginny asked.

"Will everyone stop asking me that? No I'm not feeling ok! First, I wake up in this huge mansion with people talking about Great Halls and stuff. I can't find my gum! I'm in this horrid outfit!" Hermione complained while pointing at her robes.

"Then Draco looks at me as though I'm lower than dirt and now you say you're not going out with Harry!" Hermione said dramatically.

The small group just stared at her in confusion and shock.

"I think we should bring her to Professor Dumbledore." Harry said while the others nodded.

Hermione and the others stopped walking in front of a huge statue against a wall.

Hermione looked at it curiously.

"Lemon Drops." Harry said and a passageway opened next to the statue.

"Cool…" Hermione said in awe.

She stepped onto the stairwell and was about to walk forward but no one else was moving.

She gave a questioning look but then the stairs spiraled upwards to stop in front of a door.

It opened immediately and they all walked into Dumbledore's office.

"Wow…that's amazing." Hermione said admiring the stairwell.

She turned to the room and saw a bunch of painting staring at her…and pointing?

"I've been waiting for you four." Professor Dumbledore said while gesturing to seats.

"Now, what may I assist you in?" He asked while sitting in his own seat.

"Well, Hermione isn't acting herself." Harry said sheepishly.

"Not since we left the medical wing." Ron added.

"I'm not the one acting strangely it's them. It's this…this place. I don't even know where I am. Where are my brother's? My mom? My house? My boyfriend won't even talk to me and my best friend's think I'm crazy." Hermione explained.

"Well, you are not Hermione. At least not our Hermione." Dumbledore said standing up.

"What do you mean? That I'm in a different time?" Hermione asked amazed.

"Maybe an alternate universe. What were you last doing before you arrived here?" Dumbledore asked.

"I was talking on the phone with Ginny in my bed room." Hermione said after a moments thought.

"But I don't know how to use the telephone." Ginny said.

"WHAT?!" Hermione asked shocked.

"That's a muggle item." Ron said.

"Muggle? What's a muggle?" Hermione asked.

"Non magic people." Dumbledore explained.

"Magic? What's magic got to do with anything?" Hermione asked.

"You're a witch." Ron said getting annoyed.

"I beg your pardon!" Hermione said quite insulted.

"What?" He asked frightfully.

"Miss Granger, Hogwarts is a school of witchcraft and wizardry. You are a witch as is Miss Weasley and all the ladies in this school. Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley are wizards." Dumbledore explained.

"You mean, I can do magic?" She asked quizically.

Dumbledore pointed to her wand and she took it out of her pocket.

She flicked it and nothing happened.

"That is odd." Dumbledore said curiously.

Sorry for the slow update and the chapter is kinda short…I hope you like it anyway! R&R please!! Thanks to all reviewers!! grins

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