Lily: Lets get a compartment.
Bella: Ok, where do you think Mary Sue is?
Lily: I don't care wait... I'm supposed to be sweet and sensitive. Oh my gosh we must find her just a quickly as we can.
Bella: ok, lets split up. I'll see you in our 'regular' compartment
Lily: ok, later.
Lily walks down and hears a funny smacking noise, she opens the door to find Remus and Sirius making out.
Lily: Ok... wow this story made a quick change. It's getting hard to keep up.
Remus: blushes
Sirius: hi Lils
Long
Prolonged
Silence
Where
You
Can
Hear
Everyone
Breathing
And
The
Floor
Creak
Even
Though
It's
A
Train
Lily: Hello. OMG! Homosexuals. Lets have a group HUG!!!!
(Bet you didn't see that coming)
Peter rolls off the luggage rack cradling a rock that has eyes and a mouth drawn out of sharpie marker.
Peter: Can I have a hug?
Lily: No, I hate you. Even though I trust you with my life one day.
Peter: Ok
Peter rips out a lock of Lily's hair, and starts stroking his rock.
Peter: My precious
Peter runs away, and no one sees him ever again (or so they wish)
Lily: Does James know about you two?
Sirius: We just told him. He's in the head compartment wallowing in his own self-despair.
Remus: He was really emotionally distraught.
Lily: Awe, poor James. Maybe I should go check on him?
Lily turned to look at Sirius, but Sirius was staring at her protruding cleavage.
Sirius: Humana Humana... you do that...
As Lily left, she distinctly heard Sirius ask Remus if he wanted a raunchy strip tease.
Lily found James sitting staring out a window with a frown on his face.
Lily: I swear you'll get to use to their special relationship.
James: But it's just weird. This is going to permanently change my views on the world.
Lily: I know how close you Sirius are, but you'll learn to love again. Dramatic sigh while she puts her hand to her head I'm willing to help dramatic pause you and I could be friends who lean on each other. Even though I hate your guts.
Lily all of a sudden jumps on to her imagery table, breaks into a tap dance, whilst singing. The spotlight smoothly caresses her skin in the way that only good lighting can as the tall black man sits on the piano bench; his tailored suit glistening, as he gently strokes the keys.
Lily (singing): Lean on me, when you're not strong. And I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on. For it won't be long. 'Til I'm gonna need. Somebody to lean on
Lily finished her number with a snappy sashe then a body roll for good measure. Now she was sure she had James' full attention.
Lily: Potter you can rely on me as a friend, until our compulsive hormones get in the way.
James: Oh Lily sobs it was just so sudden. You have Remus and you have Sirius. It never crossed my mind...
Lily: Come here, James.
Lily holds her arms out for James.
James: It's not Potter anymore?
Lily: No not anymore. You can call me your Lily flower from this day forth, because it annoys the hell out of me.
James: Ok, my Lily flower.
James and Lily hug. And now they are suddenly friends. Yah Yah.
Yes, I know it's short and a bit random, but I liked it.
Leha- Much love sista. Maybe he'll shag me later. I just don't know. This story isn't thought out at all. Spur of the moment kind of thing.
Lisa- Lily is just that smart you know. It goes with her perfection.
Michelle- Hahahaha. Meha's fic is amazing. You can say BUMPS or PMS. I understand.
Lacienaga- I'm sorry you don't like it.
Jakey- I'm glad you crossed those emotional boundaries, and read your first HP fan fiction. If you actually read more besides my parody then you would understand this better. Oh well. Also, I went a night without seeing you. Crazy...
1# Fan, Sophi, little-angel123452000- Thanks for reading. I hope you like this chapter.