Author's note: This is short because I have like no free time. I just wanted to let everyone know that I myself am writing an actual Lily and James fan fiction that includes several of theses clichés, so don't think I'm insulting your story. If you look at my favorites, almost every cliché in this story is in one of those stories. I personally love L/J fan fiction including the clichés. I just don't want to offend people.

Also, several people asked me why I didn't delete the bad reviews on this story. The simple answer is I think that every single person has a right to their own opinion, so I want people to be able to see that not all the people that read my story liked it.

Now I'll stop blabbering and get to the story.

Chapter 3: The Cliffhanger Kiss

Hogwarts: Great Hall

Bella: Wow, that was so fast. We were like on the Hogwarts Express, and now we're in the Great Hall, Caa-Razy.

Mary Sue: Oh I don't care. Sobs. I'm emotionally unstable you see.

Bella: And how does that make you feel?

Mary Sue: Umm…emotional.

Bella: Wow, I would've never guessed.

Bella Gaps at Mary Sue for her crazy reasoning

Mary Sue: Wow, ok since we're totally boy crazy let's gossip about all of the ones that want us.

Bella: Ok. Well there is Bobby, Ted, Mike, Victor, Andrew, Chris, Will, the other Will, and Miles. There are more I just can't think of them off the top of my head.

Mary Sue: ticks names off her finger. There is Greg, Ryan, Kurt, Ben, Eli, Chase, Bryan, Travis, RJ and Eddie.

Bella: It's so wonderful to be loved err… wanted.

Mary Sue: Yah Yah, but I wish Remus would see how selfish he is being. We've been dating for a few months, so he needs to tell me all his secrets. Even though he doesn't know any of mine.

Bella: I know. He is being SO unreasonable.

Mary Sue: Now let's randomly cuss him out because we're mean like that. Plus we hold petty grudges and we have nothing better to do then rant, complain, and whine all day.

Bella: Claro! That was me going off in a random language. I speak 567 different ones you know.

Mary Sue: Wow, I only speak 146 languages. You're so much better then I am. Sobs

Bella: No, I'm not. Let's make fun of people in order to higher our self-esteem.

Mary Sue: Ok, only if it's Remus.

Bella: He is such a bloody wanker.

Mary Sue: Stupid git.

Bella: Wanker

Mary Sue: Git

Bella: wanker

Mary Sue: Git

Bella: Gosh I can't think of any other names that are British slang because I am not British.

Mary Sue; Sometimes I wonder how we both got all Os on our O.W.L.s

Bella: It's because we're so insufferably beautiful, and the test takers all fancied us.

Mary Sue: Shh…it's because we're smart.

Bella: Hey, I owe more the half credit to the bend and snap.

Mary Sue: Yeah, me too.

All of a sudden Lily walks into the great hall with Remus, Sirius, and James. Peter is nowhere to be seen because no one cares about him. The whole group sits around Mary Sue and Bella. And everyone smiles at their perfect ness and popularity.

Mary Sue: Hi, Remus. I'm still not talking to you.

Remus: you just did, but whatever I'll leave and go cry or something because I'm super sensitive like that.

Remus walks away.

Sirius: What a pleasure it is to be graced by the presence of such an exquisite woman,

Bella: rolls eyes Yeah, you too.

James: Ok, that was interesting though I rarely acknowledge other people besides Lily and myself because I like to dwell on my problems.

Lily: OMG! Me too. My life revolves around you and me.

Sirius: I'm too sexy to care about what you two are saying, so I'll leave and go find a quickie.

Bella: I'll leave too. I need my beauty sleep.

James: I think they left us alone for a reason.

Lily: Of course they did how else are we going to become best friends and fall in love slowly. Chimps, I'm working with chimps.

James: Scratches head ok…

Lily: So how is your family?

James: strict and filthy rich. They're also the only pureblood family that doesn't care about birthright and I'm the heir of Gryffindor. You see either me or one of my descendants will defeat the heir of Slytherin.

Lily (silently sobbing): Oh no James. That's terrible.

James: Yeah, it's forced me to grow up sooner then I should.

Lily leans onto James' shoulder whilst crying

Lily: it's so unfair.

James pats Lily's back

James: I'm fine.

Lily: no you shouldn't have to live like that.

James: Look at you; you have a sister that has emotionally wrecked you. You act like you're on top of the world and you look like an amazing shag and all, but really you have a bleeding heart.

Lily: No one has ever said that to me before.

at this point in the story James leans in for a kiss and Lily kisses him back

And now I leave you with a cliffhanger because that is simply how things are done.

I don't have time to respond to reviews, but thanks for reading.