Chapter 1: A New Story

As we start our story off, we see Cortex with Uka-Uka floating a piece of driftwood.

"You know Cortex, I hate you so very much! How will I ever conquer the world if that Crash Bandicoot keeps ruining our plans? You need to put a stop to him, you idiot! But you cant! Well, now I'm putting matters into my hands, now you must work for me! I'm the new boss of your team! And you now join the scum buckets!" Uka Uka said, rather harshly.

"Um, scum buckets?" Cortex asked, a little confused.

"Yes, you know! Tiny, N. Gin, Ripper Roo, N. Tropy, Dingodile, N. Brio, where ever he is, and.... YOU!"

"Oh, yeah..." Cortex said, "So, boss, what do you plan to do? Hmm?"

"Well, you created Crash from some 'CORTEX VORTEX', am I right? Well, you just build it again and we make a better army of animals! Not just from Australia, but all over the world!" Uka-Uka explained in an evil voice.

"Um, Uka-Uka, I didn't make that machine, I only took credit..." Cortex said, as he knew he shouldn't have said that.

"Hahaha... THEN WHO MADE IT MORON?!" Uka-Uka screamed, causing him to shake the world with his angry voice.

"N. Brio, but he hates me! I can't get him to make it! Besides, his made my army all retarded! Can't you make it or something?" Cortex asked.

"Don't you have a friend, N. Gin, who's a wiz at machines? Just get him to make it!" Uka-Uka said.

"Hmm, you're right! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Cortex started laughing, and Uka-Uka joined. They laughed and laughed, until a giant wave came and tipped them over...

Meanwhile, Crash is enjoying a nice peaceful day. Just sitting at the beach kicking Wumba fruit around.

"Haha! Hey Crash! Come play some hide in seek with me and Crunch! HAHA! Wanna play?" Coco laughed.

"Sure!" Crash said.

"Oh, good, too bad newbie's are it! HAHA!" Crunch laughed.

"Shoot! Ok, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...." Crash counted up to 50, and then went to search for them. He couldn't find them until he heard Coco scream. Crash rushed to where he thought he heard it. There, in front of him, stood a big tall temple. Crashed had been here before, so he jumped around to the top and down the jungle. He then came to a little village. He spotted Coco being hung over a fire.

"COCO!" Crash yelled, just realizing that the Natives heard him.

"Wah-hmm-hmm, Wah-hmm-hmm!" Papu Papu yelled. (Attack!)

"Hem-Yem-Yem!" His little army said and ran after him with spears. (Get him!)

"Crash! Help! It's getting a little hot in here!" Coco said as she was being lowered every 10 seconds.

"Uh-oh!" Crash said and ran away.

"Hum-HMM-HMM!" The army screamed. (And stay out, you bum!)

"Crash soon came back with Crunch, Crunch beat everyone up, while Crash rescued Coco.

"RUN!" Crash yelled, and all three of them ran home! Coco came home, half burnt.

"Kel-Kel, you kiss me like I never had been kissed! Oh yeah!" Aku-Aku said as he was in his bed doing-it with a girl witch doctor mask.

"Aku-Aku! I love you too! But, how can masks... do-it?" Kel-Kel asked.

"Hmm I don't know!" He answered as the three walked in.

"HUH! Kids, you know this is my free time!" Aku-Aku said as he pulled the covers over himself to make it look like he was naked.

"Well, I thought you said you didn't have kids! Look's like I'm going to go do it with some other mask!" Kel-Kel said and disappeared.

"Another day, another hot loss!" Aku-Aku said in disappointment.

"Ok, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek!" Coco said and went in the shower to wash herself off. Crunch went to the basement, and Crash, well went back outside.

Meanwhile, Cortex had just floated back to an island. He searched for something to contact N. Gin, and he found Tiny!

"Tiny! I need you to get me N. Gin!" Cortex said.

"Tiny go trick-or-treating!" Tiny said as he grabbed Uka-Uka and ran around with him on his face singing, "Trick-or-treat! Trick-or-treat! Give me something good to eat!"

"I'll give you a good pounding!" Uka-Uka said and somehow electrocuted Tiny!

"AHH!" He screamed and threw Uka-Uka at Cortex.

"Tiny! Enough! Can you contact N. Gin?" Cortex asked. Tiny nodded and then whistled.

"How can he here that whistle?!" Cortex grew furious. Just then the ground started shaking, and a 40-ft tall robot walked up. The robot looked like N. Gin!

"Now what?" N. Gin called out from the robot, "HUH! Is it really him? Dr. Cortex! I'm so glad to see you all right! Is, uh, Uka-Uka here too?" N. Gin asked hoping he wasn't.

"Yes..." Cortex said quietly.

"YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING!" Uka-Uka said as he flamed up!

"It's a good thing!" Cortex assured him.

"Oh, well, if you need a new lab, you can use mine! It's just up the mountain! Come on!" N. Gin said and the robot ran up the mountain.

"Oh boy!" Cortex said. 3 hours later, he had finally reached the lab.

"Hey Dr.!" N. Gin said as he was working on some machine.

"What's this evil little creation you whipped up?" Cortex asked.

"A coco machine!" N. Gin said as it made a loud, 'DING!', "It works! YAY!" N. Gin said, "You know, it gets cold up here!"

"Well, I'm not your boss, Uka-Uka is," Cortex said glumly.

"HAHA! And I order you to make a 'CORTEX VORTEX!' HAHAHA!" Uka-Uka laughed.

"...............A what?" N. Gin asked.

"Good thing I still have the blueprints!" Cortex said as he handed them to him.

"Oh........I think I can make this..."