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WARNING: Characters are WAY OOC!!! So don't blame me please!!!!
A/N: Well, here's the update…although I stayed home sick today…oh well hope you like it! R&R please! Thanks! I'll update when I can! Keep the reviews coming!! Thanks!
Last Time on WTF!?…
"I told you, you wouldn't believe me." Hermione said with a shrug.
"Wait, if you're telling me the truth and no jokes…I know how much you hate them, then how did you get here?" Ginny asked skeptically.
"I don't know. The last thing I remember is falling asleep in the common room and dreaming about Harry." Hermione said sadly at the thought of her horrid dream.
"You have to believe me Ginny, you're my best friend here and you'd know if I was making this up or not." Hermione begged.
After a few moments Ginny spoke up.
"Than where's our Hermione?"
Now on WTF!?…
IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…
Hermione ran into the common room as fast as she could.
"RONALD!! HARRY!! GINNY!!" She yelled.
Other students that were trying to do homework glared at her or picked up their books and went to their dormitory or out the portrait hole to no doubt the library for some peace and quiet.
Ron and Harry were sitting on the couch and looked up.
"What is it?" Harry asked somewhat worriedly.
"Will you stop calling me Ronald? I feel like I'm in trouble." Ron confessed.
Hermione rolled her eyes but continued to smile.
"I want to plan a ball!" She stated excitedly.
"WHAT?" Both boys asked.
Hermione sighed impatiently.
"Don't tell me you don't have dances?" Hermione asked skeptically.
"Well, yea…we do…but…" Harry tried and Ron put on a pout.
"Well than what is it?" Hermione asked.
"Well," Ron began and glanced at Harry.
"We don't have such great luck at dances…" Ron explained.
Hermione gave them a confused look.
"What do you mean? You two are two of the hottest guys at Hogwarts!" Hermione exclaimed making the boys blush.
Hermione smiled lightly.
"I can help prove it to you if you tell me how to convince the school council to let me plan a ball." Hermione asked.
Both boys looked thoughtful but eventually nodded making Hermione squeal in delight.
"Can you believe that insufferable…" Draco continued to rant one while pacing a hole in the floor.
"Come now Draco, I thought you liked balls." Blaise said boredly from a couch.
"LIKE them?!" Draco glared angrily at Blaise.
"I despise them! Another event to be forced to go with Pansy! No half attractive girl comes near me!" Draco said dramatically throwing his arms into the air.
Blaise laughed at his friend.
"It's not funny." Draco stated crossing his arms and falling back onto the couch.
"Oh but it is. Why don't you find another date before Pansy drags you to the dance?" Blaise asked.
Draco looked shocked but after considering this idea he slowly smirked while Blaise nodded smartly.
The next morning Draco walked over to Blaise's bed.
"Blaise!" He yelled in his ear.
"What?" Blaise asked with a yawn and a highly irritated look.
"I need you to see if Pansy's downstairs." Draco said sheepishly.
"You're hopeless man." Blaise said getting up.
"Yea I know just check it out." Draco pleaded.
Blaise put on a robe and walked out of the dormitory.
After a few moments he came back into the room.
"She's there." He stated.
"Damn it! Do you think you could…" Draco began with pleading eyes.
"Already on it." Blaise yawned already grabbing his robes and walking into the next room to take a shower.
Draco smiled.
Once Blaise was out of the shower he walked down to the common room and Draco heard him tell Pansy that Draco had left early this morning to the library. She must have bought it because they left to the Great Hall within the next few minutes.
Draco sighed and snuck downstairs and out the portrait hole where he took a different path to the Great Hall where he could get there before Pansy.
Draco ran.
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
Hermione sat in study hall with Ginny.
"Well, how are you going to get 'home'?" Ginny asked curiously.
"I don't know." Hermione sighed.
"I'm hoping Ron and Harry figure something out." Hermione said hopefully.
"Don't worry, if they're anything like what you say, then they'll be here sooner or later to save you…although…if you're here, do you think our Hermione is with them?" Ginny asked somewhat excitedly.
"I assume so. I wish this made sense." Hermione sighed.
Ginny nodded.
"Don't worry, Hermione's got it under control." Ginny winked.
IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…
"Me? Oh, I don't know…" Hermione teased.
"Just give me an answer Granger." Draco said looking around worriedly and irritated.
He showed up at the Great Hall a few seconds before Pansy.
Apparently she was in a great rush to see him.
FLASHBACK
Draco entered the hall and sighed with relief at not seeing Pansy. He had to work fast though.
He sat down at the Slytherin table and began to look around.
"Now who to ask?" He thought while looking at all the girls to choose from.
At that very moment in walked none other than Pansy and Blaise.
Blaise gave Draco a sympathetic look as Pansy spotted him and began to walk forward.
Draco's eyes became wide as he stood up and began to walk on the other side of the table.
"First girl you see Draco if you don't want to bring PANSY!!" He screamed to himself.
He looked over to the Gryffindor table where he was usually glaring and saw Hermione standing up to go talk to someone.
Not thinking clearly, Draco walked up to Hermione tapping her shoulder quite forcefully.
She turned and smiled at the sight of Draco.
"Will you go to the dance with me?" Draco asked quickly as he looked over his shoulder at Pansy.
END FLASHBACK
"Me? Oh, I don't know…" Hermione said with a grin.
"Just give me an answer Granger." Draco said getting impatient.
"Oh, alright." Hermione said not wanting to pass up such an opportunity.
Draco sighed with relief just as Pansy reached them.
"Drakey-poo? Why are you conversing with the mudblood?" Pansy asked confusedly.
"None of your business Parkinson." Draco sneered with a sigh of relief.
Pansy shrugged.
"So, when do you want to meet in the common room?" Pansy asked.
"For?" Draco drawled.
"The dance silly." Pansy said playfully.
"Sorry Parkinson, already have a date." Draco said not bothering to hide his grin.
"WHAT?! WHO!?" Pansy demanded.
Draco pointed to Hermione boredly.
Pansy glared at the girl and was fuming when she stormed off.
Draco sighed when she was out of sight.
Hermione gave him a confused look.
"What are you looking at?" Draco asked her rudely.
Hermione frowned.
"If you want me to stay your date than I suggest you drop the attitude problem before I knock it out of you." Hermione said with a glare.
Draco stared at her confused.
"Who knew the mudblood had it in her." He thought with a shrug.
Hermione then walked back to her seat with a grin.
Draco sighed.
"YES! I'm not going with Pansy!" He thought happily.
"I'm going with…shit…" Draco thought while screaming at himself and mumbling under his breath.
"Perfect, just perfect." He stated sarcastically as he went to sit by a laughing Blaise.
Well? I tried to make this chapter somewhat humorous…hope it worked! Thanks to all reviewers! R&R I love hearing from all of you!! Thanks!
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