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WARNING: It's freezing!!! WINTER IS UPON US!!! Ok, now for the real warning…characters are WAY OOC(out of character) Don't laugh…I didn't have a clue what that meant either…anyway, so don't blame me for their OOCness! Thank you!
A/N: YAY! Four day weekend!! WHOO! does a crazy little dance Anyway…here's another update from your favorite author/story/fic…smiles innocently hahaha! R&R please! I tried to make the chapter a little longer than usual…although it's not by much…I try lol.
Last Time on WTF!?…
"If you want me to stay your date than I suggest you drop the attitude problem before I knock it out of you." Hermione said with a glare.
Draco stared at her confused.
"Who knew the mudblood had it in her." He thought with a shrug.
Hermione then walked back to her seat with a grin.
Draco sighed.
"YES! I'm not going with Pansy!" He thought happily.
"I'm going with…shit…" Draco thought while screaming at himself and mumbling under his breath.
"Perfect, just perfect." He stated sarcastically as he went to sit by a laughing Blaise.
Now on WTF!?
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
It was finally time for lunch.
Ginny and Hermione walked into the room and quickly found a seat at their "usual" table near the windows.
Hermione looked around at all the students. She watched as people argued over chairs and cut in line and ran happily to their friends.
Nothing like Hogwarts.
Ginny was looking around too although, she wasn't looking at the same things as Hermione.
"HARRY!" She finally squealed at seeing her boyfriend.
Harry heard her and grinned as he and Draco approached the table.
Draco took a seat by Hermione and smiled at her which she gave half a smile back.
Ginny wrapped her arms around Harry and gave him a kiss as they sat down.
"Get a room!" Hermione looked to the voice that just spoke and her eyes practically flew out of her head.
Standing there with a smile just as gorgeous as any model's was Neville Longbottom.
"What the?" Hermione began shocked.
"Hey Neville." Harry said with a smile to his friend.
"Hey Harry, Draco, Ginny, Hermione." Neville said with a gorgeous smile to the girls.
Hermione stared in awe at him until she felt Draco's arm wrap around her protectively.
Hermione looked at Draco who smiled lightly to Neville but she could see obvious jealousy in his eyes.
"Malfoy? Jealous of Neville?!" Hermione thought shocked.
"Hey did you see Cho in third period Draco? Damn did she look good." Neville began with a smirk.
"I didn't notice Neville." Draco said with an obvious fake smile as his arm became tighter around Hermione's waist.
Neville shrugged with a frown.
Hermione gave Ginny a questioning look and Ginny mouthed "Later" and Hermione nodded.
After a few minutes of pointless talking Neville quickly stood up.
"Well, Pansy looks a little lonely…I'll talk to you guys later." With that Neville got up and left to the opposite side of the room and sat with Pansy.
"Finally." Draco said irritatedly as he loosened his grip on Hermione.
"What was that about?" Hermione asked anyone who would answer.
Draco smiled sheepishly.
"Nothin' babe." Draco said through gritted teeth.
"What is it?" She asked.
Draco sighed.
"You know he has the hotts for you." Draco sighed.
Hermione's jaw dropped.
Hermione turned to Ginny who nodded.
"So?" Hermione asked.
"I'm…dating you." Hermione pointed out biting back the sickening feeling that came to her stomach.
Draco grinned and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"Yea you are." He whispered sending chills down Hermione's spine in an all too pleasing way.
Hermione gave Ginny a pleading look.
"We're gonna go get food." Ginny began standing up.
Hermione stood up quickly also.
"We'll do that." Harry said nodding to Draco who nodded back with a smile.
Both girls shrugged and sat back down.
"Be right back." Draco said kissing her lightly on the forehead.
"If Neville comes near you, kick him…I'm sure I'll hear the yell." Draco winked.
Hermione didn't know how to respond to that so she sat silent as Draco walked off with Harry.
Hermione sighed thankfully when they were gone.
"You obviously have never had a boyfriend before huh?" Ginny asked finding it odd that she was asking her best friend this.
Hermione gave an odd look between shock and thoughtful.
"Krum." She said.
"Huh?" Ginny asked.
"Just a famous…nevermind." Hermione said.
Ginny was not taking this as an answer and leaned forward clearly wanting more details.
"I went to a dance with him." Hermione said obviously not going any further.
Ginny sighed disappointedly and shrugged.
The girls sat in silence for a few moments until a scream was heard across the lunch room.
Both girls turned to the girl screaming and saw Cho with ice cream running down the front of her shirt and the backs of Harry and Draco running out of the lunch room doors laughing.
"What did they do to her?" Hermione asked appalled.
Ginny was laughing.
"It's only Cho." Ginny said carelessly.
Hermione stared blankly at Ginny.
"It's only Malfoy…" A voice repeated in her head. It was Harry and Ron.
Hermione shook her head to clear her thoughts.
She was not about to feel sorry for Malfoy just because Cho was being picked on…it was different…Malfoy was…terrible! There was no way to describe how evil he was!
Hermione nodded reassuring herself.
"Yea…just Cho." Hermione said not feeling half as confident as she tried to be.
IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…
"What are you so happy about?" Ginny asked as Hermione sat down.
"Draco just asked me to the dance!" Hermione squealed.
Just as she said this Ron and Harry stood up.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asked with a glare.
"To straighten him out of course. It's gotta be a trick." Ron said.
Hermione was fuming.
"Are you saying that just because MY BOYFRIEND asked ME out it MUST be A TRICK?!" Hermione asked shaking with anger.
Harry slowly sat back down.
"You don't understand Hermione, in this time Malfoy's a lot different…" Harry began.
"He's a guy…he can't be that more difficult to manipulate." Hermione said with a frown.
"He's a jerk Hermione. There is no way he would of asked you without a scheme being planned." Ron explained.
Hermione sighed.
"Listen, I don't care if I get hurt because my Draco is still waiting at home for me and I'm not going to waist my time here doing nothing anymore. I'm going to the ball with Draco and NEITHER of you are going to stop me. Nor are you going to talk to Draco other than your constant bickering with one another." Hermione explained slowly.
Ron and Harry nodded worriedly.
"Will you shut up already? It's not funny!" Draco seethed.
Blaise stared at Draco for a moment before bursting out laughing once more.
"I'm sorry really I am but you put yourself in that position my friend." Blaise said with a smile.
Draco growled.
"I wasn't thinking…" He trailed off.
"Obviously not if you asked the mudblood!" He yelled at himself.
"What the hell have I done?" Draco groaned as he put his head in his hands.
"Don't worry so much. Just because she's muggle born doesn't mean anything now-a-days. Granger's hott." Blaise shrugged.
Draco gave him an incredulous look.
"You've got to be…" Draco began.
"Don't finish that sentence or I will be forced to look upon you as gay from now on." Blaise said backing up slightly as though Draco had a disease.
"Good point." Draco said and Blaise nodded moving back into his original position and grabbing some food.
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
Hermione and Ginny walked down the hallway to their lockers.
"Hey." Both girls turned to see Neville walking down the hallway towards them.
"Hi Neville." Ginny smiled politely.
"Hey." He said again as he reached them.
"So, Hermione, got a date for the dance?" He asked smoothly.
Hermione sighed slightly annoyed.
"There had to be a way out of this dance thing." She thought.
"Actually Neville…" Before she could finish Hermione felt an arm around her waist protectively.
"What's up Neville?" Draco asked with a glare.
"Nothin' I was just asking Hermione here a question." Neville said with an equally angry glare.
"Did you not learn from last time to stay away from my girl?" Draco asked angrily.
Neville snorted.
"She doesn't belong to you Malfoy." Neville began.
"Why don't we just deal with this after school?" Draco said boredly.
Neville nodded.
"Don't be late lover boy." Neville mocked.
Draco growled.
"Don't you sweat it." Draco said with a fake smile and with that Neville walked off.
"Oh Malfoy! Winner takes Hermione to the dance!" He called.
"What?!" Hermione asked.
Draco smiled sheepishly.
"Don't worry babe, I'll pound him into the ground." Draco smirked.
"That's not the point Ma-Draco! I am NOT a prize to be won!" Hermione said angrily.
She wasn't sure which was worse, Malfoy calling her a mudblood or Draco fighting for her affection. Either way Hermione glared daggers at him.
"If you don't want me to fight, I won't." Draco said with a sad sigh.
Hermione stared at him for a moment.
"I don't want you to fight…" She began.
"Aww babe, come on. I swear it'll only take a second. I've beat him so many times before…please?" Draco begged.
Hermione groaned.
"Fine, you want to fight him go ahead but change the 'prize' at least." Hermione said crossing her arms.
Draco grinned.
"Does that mean you'll go with me?" Draco asked hopefully.
Hermione gave him an odd look.
"We're together aren't we? Why would I go with anyone else?" Hermione asked.
Draco shrugged.
"You never know, you're so beautiful, what guy wouldn't want you for their own?" Draco asked while wrapping his arms around her waist.
Hermione gulped and blushed slightly as she stared at him.
"Hey lovebirds, I hate to interrupt but you remember what Dumbledore said last time?" Harry asked.
Hermione's eyes became wide as she pushed away from Draco.
"That's it! Why didn't I think of it! Oh my I'm so stupid!" Hermione grinned.
"What?" Draco asked confusedly.
"Professor Dumbledore! Where's his office! I must speak with him as soon as possible!" Hermione said with a grin.
Draco pointed down the hall.
"YES!" Hermione said happily as she kissed Draco on the cheek and ran down the hallway as fast as she could.
"You know she's acting really weird." Harry pointed out.
"She's not herself lately…" Ginny said sheepishly.
Guess I was in a writing mood…hope you liked the chapter oh and R&R! Thanks to all reviewers! I'll update when I can! Thanks!
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