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NOTE – I notice a lot of grammar mistakes on the last chapter and I'm completely sorry about that. Thanks to all of you who had the heart not to tell me. I would have felt so bad if someone said something about it. I promise that this will have fewer mistakes then the last chapter. Enjoy!
You Scratch My Back, I'll Scratch Yours – Chapter Two Who Will It Be?
Inside Sasuke's apartmentA figure can be seen pacing back and forth in the spacious living room. The person's raven hair is a mess due to constant fingering that was caused by stress. The only light that can be seen in the room is that of which is shown from the open window.
The figure is deep in thought as if debating on what they must do for their brilliant plan. All thoughts flew out the window when the front door is hastily thrown open.
A male silhouette is shown in the doorway as he tripped on some packages. He was breathing harshly as though he had ran a thousand miles. He enters the living room while turning on the lights, only to notice a disheveled, raven-haired girl in the living room.
"Who the hell are you and why are you in my apartment!" Sasuke yelled with a look of surprise on his face.
"Sasuke-kunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! I've been here waiting for your return. I wanted to tell you something for a while now." The girl explained. Her eyes were gazing lovingly at Sasuke.
He could have sworn that he saw red hearts in them.
He felt heat rush to his face, not due to a blush, but due to the anger bubbling inside of his body.
"GET OUT!" He screamed from the top of his lungs.
"But Sasuke-kun! I had planned what I wanted to say to you for quite some time. I even had to stalk- I mean asked around about what time you were not home so that I could sneak in and surprise you. Aren't you impress on how much trouble I went for you to notice me?" She asked while giving him her biggest smile.
'Did she say that she snuck in?' Sasuke thought.
He looked around his apartment to see where she entered.
'I hope this isn't that psycho girl from yesterday. The bruise on my forehead still hasn't faded away! Damn Naruto kept on saying that someone must have beaten me up while I was walking towards my home. Like that can happen!' He thought was his eyes surveyed his living room.
His eyes stopped on the only open window near his sofa.
'That's odd. I know I closed it this morn-" He stopped suddenly.
"YOU BROKE MY WINDOW?!" He screamed up to high heaven.
The girl stepped back from Sasuke's outburst.
"Why, of course, Sasuke-kun. How else was I to enter? You don't leave anything unlock around here." She said innocently.
His hand slapped his forehead in disbelief.
'Is this for real? She acts as though this is a common thing to do! Great, just great, now I have another window to fix. The landlady isn't going to be happy about this.' He thought as he went to stand before the girl.
"Girl, what is your name?" He asked.
She almost fainted from his question.
'Sasuke-kun is asking for my name! I can't believe it! I'm so going to rub this in everyone face." She thought to herself.
Sasuke waited for three minutes for her to reply.
'She must be a lunatic or something! How hard is it to tell someone your name!" He mentally screamed to himself as he controlled himself to not hurt the girl.
"Hey. HEY! Tell me your name, now!" He yelled.
She finally woke up from her daydream of her and her Sasuke-kun getting married and having ten little raven-haired boys running around the house.
"Oh, my name is Akane." She said politely.
'So she isn't the girl from last night. So I now have two window breakers as stalkers. This is unbelievable! Can't one of my fan girls be normal!' He thought, while pushing Akane towards his front door.
"Sasuke-kun, what are you doing?" The girl asked as she notices that he was making her leave.
"I'm pushing you out the door so that I can have dinner to myself." He said.
"But, Sasuke-kun. We can have dinner together. I made sure that my plan for us goes well tonight. Sasuke-kun, don't you think it's kind of rude to push a lady out your door?" She asked as she found herself on the stairway to Sasuke's apartment.
"Believe me, this is better then my other plan on throwing you out the window that you so innocently broke." He said as he slammed the door on Akane's face.
He slowly walked to his refrigerator to get a rice ball to eat. Grabbing a water bottle as well, he walked towards his desk in the guess room. Pulling out a note pad that was covered with writing, he made his finishing touches on his foolproof strategy to get the fan girls off his back.
'Okay, lets see. Those girls don't listen to threats so that's not good. Wearing a cloak that covers me from head to toes doesn't work. Making myself look like Naruto doesn't work… which was surprising to say the least. Well, maybe I just have to pretend to have a girl friend or something." He thought while scratching behind his neck.
He began to list all the girls he knew that had an interest in him, which was slim to nil. The names that he wrote were Sakura, Ino and Temari. He figured that asking them to do this for him would be simple and that they would do anything that he asked of them.
'Lets see, Sakura.' He thought. As he said her name mentally, he automatically put an "X" on top of her name.
'Please, Sakura is the last person I would choose. That girl is annoying, rude, annoying, focuses on her looks too much, annoying and angered easily.' He thought as images of her and Naruto plays in his head.
'Ino…that has to be a no as well. She is just like Sakura, but a little louder and more incline to piss the other girls off. If that happens then those fan girls of mine would forget about Ino and go after me even more!' He thought as he notices his list is getting shorter.
'Temari. I notice that she ogles me the last time she saw me. No, this is bad as well. She lives to far away so if I ever need her, she won't make it in time. She a little older then me, and in a way, that makes me look as though she is the boss. I can't have that.' He thought as he sighs heavily.
'That's it. There's no one else…well, there is TenTen, but that girl makes me uncomfortable. Having a girl with all those kunais would make any man feel intimidated. Man, I need some fresh air.' He thought as he went down stairs towards the front door.
'A walk would do me good.' He thought as he walked towards the village square.
Inside the Village SquareA blue-haired girl could be seen sitting on one of the benches near a lamppost. She held a note pad in her lap while the hand that held the pen was brought near her lips.
'I can't ask Shino-kun to pretend to be my boyfriend. He is too quiet. His face is always covered so no one would know if he was smiling or not. How is he suppose to help her get Naruto-kun jealous if Naruto-kun can't even see his face?' Hinata thought as she drew a line across Shino's name.
She looked at her list of potential "boyfriends" and sighed.
So far, Lee, Choji and Shino's name were crossed off. The only names left were Shikamaru and Kiba.
'Shikamaru-san is a no. He doesn't seem like the type to do much. I don't want to pretend to be his "lady" if all we do is lay on our backs and stare at the sky. How will that make Naruto-kun jealous?" She thought.
She crossed off Shikamaru's name and looked at Kiba's.
'Kiba-kun…that has to be a no as well. He might let it slip that this is all fake. He is also too much like Naruto-kun. If they ever meet again, they might argue for hours, bypassing the fact that she is supposedly Kiba's girlfriend.' She thought as she crosses his name as well.
'Well, that's everyone. I wasted this whole day on my list. I didn't even get to go through with it. The plan might had even worded if she only got the right person for it.' She thought as she got up and began walking while her eyes were staring at the ground.
'All I need is the right-' she was cut off as she collided with another person. Before she could fall to the ground, strong arms circled her around the waist and held her to a firm chest.
"So- Sorry! I- I- I didn't mean to- to bump into you." She exclaimed.
She looked up from the male's chest and stared to a pair of emotionless black orbs.
They both stared at each other for a few minutes. A light bulb can be seen over their heads as they gazed at one another.
"You're perfect." They said.
Please Read – As you have notice, I use curse words in here and I was wondering if I should change the rating or something. What do you think? Please tell me so that I can know and change it if needed be.
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