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WARNING: HOME SICK AUTHOR!!! In other words I'm falling asleep as I write thiskdaoioiajdkjhoedjdkadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd "Huh what? Oh……anyway, Characters are WAY OOC! They kinda have to be but anyway, don't blame me for their OOCness! Thank you! Good night!"

A/N: I'm getting pretty good with the surprise updates!! I'm home sick today again but at least I'm not falling asleep at the computer like yesterday…anyway, hope you like this update I worked really hard on it and I hope it's as funny to you as it was to me as I wrote it…although it probably sounds stupid now…lol. Enjoy it anyway! Lol.

Last Time on WTF!?…

IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…

"You'll be going home soon…" She thought to herself as she saw the disappointment in his eyes that she'd seen so many times before as he left.

Hermione grabbed his arm and spun him around and before he could ask what was wrong she wrapped her arms around his neck and gave him a kiss on the lips. Draco smiled into her lips as he put his arms around her and kissed her back.

"I'm kissing Draco Malfoy! Not to mention this is my FIRST kiss! WITH Malfoy!" Hermione was screaming at herself.

The kiss broke and he smiled at her.

"I love you." He said.

Hermione looked shocked but luckily was saved by Ginny.

"Come on time to get to class. See you boys later." She said with a wink to Harry who wasn't sure whether to be happy about Ginny's kiss or pissed off about Hermione's.

Now on WTF!?…

IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…

The next morning Ron walked over to Harry's bed to try and wake him.

"Harry." He said.

Harry continued to snore loudly.

"Harry!" Ron yelled in his ear.

Still nothing. Ron sighed as he shoved Harry.

"HARRY!" Finally Harry groaned and looked at Ron angrily.

"What the hell do you want!?" He asked glaring at Ron.

Ron gave him an odd look.

"We're going to be late for breakfast." Ron said somewhat confusedly.

"Breakfast? What the hell are you doing in my house?" Harry asked utterly confused.

Ron shook his head.

"Just a lot of studying." He muttered as he went downstairs.

Harry slowly got up and looked around.

"Am I still dreaming?" He thought to himself as he saw other boys getting up and leaving downstairs.

Harry slowly got up and followed them after getting dressed.

"Long night Harry?" Harry turned to see Neville…or at least he thought it was Neville.

"Uh…" Harry began.

"Must have been I didn't even see you come in last night. Up late with Cho?" Seamus asked with a grin.

"Cho?" Harry asked with disgust.

"What in the bloody hell are you talking about?" Harry asked.

"Denial." Seamus said shaking his head.

Harry was about to protest when they reached the bottom of the staircase. Ron, Hermione and Ginny were all waiting for Harry when he reached the bottom. Neville and Seamus ran off out of the portrait hole.

"Morning Harry." Hermione and Ginny said in unison.

Harry shook his head and gave Ginny a quick kiss.

"Morning beautiful." He said before leaving through the portrait hole to follow Neville and Seamus.

Hermione grinned.

"What did I tell you?!" She said happily.

Ron looked about ready to kill someone and Ginny stood completely still with a small smile on her very amusing looking face. She put a hand to her lips and stared blankly ahead.

"Did…did that just happen?" She asked shocked.

Hermione nodded with a giggle.

"Come on, I need to have a talk with Harry." Ron said running out of the portrait hole followed shortly by the two girls.

Harry walked through the doors to the Great Hall and looked around.

"I don't know where I am but the ceiling's pretty cool." He admired with a nod.

He looked around and spotted Draco sitting at one of the tables.

"Hey Draco!" Harry called.

Draco looked up and gave Harry an odd look.

Harry ran over quickly as the whispers began.

"What is he doing?" Someone asked.

"Do you think there will be a fight?" Another asked.

"Shh, I can't hear what they're saying." Someone screeched.

"What do you want Potter?" Malfoy asked somewhat curiously.

Harry raised an eyebrow.

"What's wrong with you…'cuse me." Harry said pushing Blaise out of the way and sitting down.

Draco gave him an incredulous look.

"You've been a complete and total asshole to me for no reason I might add…you going to eat that?" Harry asked pointing to Pansy's toast.

She nodded and grabbed it closer to her. Harry shrugged and turned back to Draco.

"Is this about Hermione?" Harry asked seriously.

"Are you serious? What could the mudblood possibly have to do with you barging over here?" Malfoy asked amazed.

Harry gave him an odd look.

"Mudblood?" Harry asked raising an eyebrow.

"You heard me Potter." Malfoy sneered.

"Okay, now you're acting really weird man." Harry remarked while looking around and picking up an apple.

"Get lost Potter!" Malfoy yelled angrily.

Harry frowned.

"Yea whatever, why don't you give me a call when you get that stick out of your ass." Harry said slightly irritated as he stood up.

Ron, Ginny and Hermione walked into the Great Hall and sat down at the Griffindor Table.

"Wait, where's Harry? Didn't he come in here before us?" Ron asked looking around the table.

Everyone's attention seemed to be across the room as Ron turned he gasped.

"What in bloody hell is he doing?" Ron asked.

Ginny shook her head.

"He's been acting really weird…" She said with a blush.

Harry then stood up and spotted Hermione, Ron and Ginny and walked over to them.

He sat down with a thud and quickly grabbed some food while glaring at his plate.

"You alright Harry?" Ginny asked somewhat shyly.

Harry nodded curtly.

The group shrugged and continued eating as sound once again filled the Great Hall.

Ron looked at Harry quickly before finally speaking his mind.

"Why'd you kiss Ginny?" He asked amazed and slightly angry at the same time.

Harry looked up and raised an eyebrow.

"I don't know Ronald maybe because I love her?" Harry said with a roll of his eyes.

Ron's jaw dropped open and Ginny spit out her juice across the table.

"WHAT?!" They both yelled.

Hermione just sat there grinning.

"I knew it!" She said happily while buttering her toast.

Harry threw down his silverware and cocked his head sideways.

"Don't tell me something is wrong with you too? Actually, something's wrong with everything!" Harry said throwing his arms in the air.

"Harry I know you're upset about Hermione being gone but that's…" Ginny was interrupted by Harry.

"Gone? She's right here…" Harry said pointing to Hermione who gave him an odd look.

Ginny frowned.

"Harry, go see Madame Pomfrey." Ginny said while shaking her head and leaving the Great Hall.

"Who the hell is Madame Pomfrey?" Harry asked angrily.

Ron gave him an odd look.

"I'll just see you in class." Ron said leaving the Great Hall quickly.

Harry turned to Hermione as she was grinning at him.

"And what are you so happy about?" Harry asked somewhat angrily.

"You kissed Ginny. I kept telling her you were in love with her but she wouldn't believe me and now you proved it! I guess our dimensions aren't that different huh?" Hermione said with a wink and nudged him with her elbow.

"Wait, dimensions? What are you talking about?" Harry asked curiously.

Hermione raised an eyebrow at Harry and leaned in closer to him.

"Wait a sec…" She began as she moved Harry's hair aside.

"Hey!" Harry complained as Hermione's eyes became wide.

"HARRY!" She screamed as she wrapped her arms around him in a hug.

Both students fell to the ground as everyone gave them a curious look.

Across the Great Hall Draco narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists as he watched Hermione LUNGE at Harry.

"What the hell is she doing!?" Draco yelled to himself.

"Aren't you going to do something?" The voice inside his head asked.

"Like what?" Draco asked calmly while clenching his teeth.

"Like beet the bloody hell out of Potter for touching your girl for one." The voice said angrily.

Draco nodded but then shook his head.

"She's NOT mine!" He yelled to himself as he threw his fork down and left the Great Hall.

By now Harry and Hermione were sitting in their seats again and saw Draco leave angrily. Hermione smirked.

"What's up with him?" Harry asked pointing a finger to where Draco was standing.

"He's a bit of an ass in this time." Hermione shrugged.

Harry looked confused but then nodded.

"So, that's why you've been so odd lately? It wasn't you?" Harry asked.

Hermione nodded.

Harry grinned.

"So that's why she broke up with Draco?" Harry asked happily.

"WHAT?!" Hermione yelled standing up with tears in her eyes.

Harry backed up slightly.

"Don't worry, they're back together now." Harry said while holding up a hand to calm Hermione.

She sat back down with a sigh.

"So, Harry must have figured out a way to get you guys to switch…" Hermione said thoughtfully.

Harry shrugged confusedly.

"You mean, you don't know how you got here?" Harry asked curiously.

Hermione nodded. Harry sighed.

"At least we know everyone. I mean I still have Ginny." Harry shrugged.

Hermione gave him a half smile.

"What?" Harry asked worriedly.

"You and Ginny aren't together in this dimension." Hermione explained.

Harry's jaw dropped open.

"W-what?!" He asked somewhat distressed as he shot up out of his seat.

"Don't worry so much," Hermione began as she yanked him back down into his seat.

"Don't worry!?" Harry was about to argue.

"At least Ginny likes you, you can easily win her over look what I have to deal with!" Hermione said angrily with a pout.

Harry nodded sympathetically.

"Sorry Hermione." Harry said putting an arm around her as she cried.

IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…

Lunch finally rolled around and Harry rushed to Hermione's side.

"You wouldn't believe what I've seen today." Harry said as though he was a little kid attacked by clowns.

"I mean I thought Ron and Pansy was bad but Cho and NEVILLE?!" Harry asked quite hysterical.

"What are you so worked up about…you like Ginny now." Hermione pointed out.

Harry blushed.

"Wait, you're supposed to tell me I'm crazy for liking Ron's kid sister. I'm stupid for falling for her and it's fake, all of it! Fake! Just because we are dating here doesn't mean we are soul mates and meant to be together in any dimension right? Right?" Harry asked hopefully.

Hermione stared at him blankly.

"And you need me why?" Hermione asked with a slight smile.

Harry sighed.

"See I'm crazy." Harry shrugged.

Before Hermione could disagree Ginny and Draco came to the table.

"Hey Handsome." Ginny said sitting in Harry's lap.

Harry blushed and smiled.

"Hey." Harry said with a gulp.

"Comin' over tonight or are you going straight home?" Ginny asked curiously.

"Uh…home. Sorry…" Harry said with a half smile.

Ginny smiled.

"It's alright. I know it's your parents anniversary…" Ginny began.

Harry turned pale.

"M-my my parents?" Harry asked.

"Hey man, you alright?" Draco asked curiously after noticing Harry's pale complexion turn the color of a sheet in a matter of seconds.

"M-Draco, can you give me a ride home after school?" Harry asked hopefully.

Draco nodded.

"Sure, I gotta drop my sister off to dance lessons first but then I can take you sure. You coming over?" Draco turned to Hermione.

Hermione nodded.

"Uh, do you want to study at Harry's?" Hermione asked.

Harry looked at Hermione and smiled lightly and then turned to Draco. Hermione frowned.

"On second thought, let's just go to your house." Hermione said to Draco.

Draco nodded.

That afternoon Harry walked nervously to Draco's car as he was waiting.

"Thanks for the ride." Harry mumbled.

"Hey no prob." Draco said with a smile.

Hermione soon came out of the school and stopped to talk with someone before leaving.

"Man, I love her." Draco said dreamily.

Harry turned and followed Draco's sight to Hermione. Harry turned back to Draco and saw his smile. Harry smiled lightly.

"Just don't hurt her." Harry mumbled.

"Are you kidding? I'd be more worried she'd hurt me." Draco said with a laugh.

"We ready to go?" Hermione asked as she walked up to them.

"Hop in, my sis is already in the car." Draco said as he sat in the driver's side.

Hermione gave Harry a reassuring smile as they sat in the car.

"Hey Harry," Kaylie said happily with a slight blush.

"Uh hey." Harry said with a quick wave.

"Hi Hermione." Kaylie said with a grin.

"Kaylie, face the front you know the rules." Draco sighed.

Kaylie rolled her eyes much like her brother and sat forward.

"Thank you." Draco said.

Within a few minutes he pulled into the parking lot of a dance class.

"See ya, mom'll pick you up around three okay?" Draco asked.

Kaylie nodded with a wave as she ran inside.

Harry stared out the window as Draco drove off again. Within a few more minutes the car stopped. The car ride seemed to last an eternity to Harry until the car finally stopped and he stared at a large white house. Harry gulped as he got out and walked to the house. He took a deep breath before opening the door slowly and stepping inside.

Am I a genius or what?! Lol. Next chapter you'll see what Harry's parents are like…smiles proudly I am so smart! Lol. Hope no one saw that coming because I really wanted people to forget and say "Hey that's right, Harry's parents are alive in the muggle world!" Ok, this is a surprise update! I started it yesterday but I was sick all day yesterday so when I wasn't sleeping the room was spinning…now it's only moving a little…lol. I don't think I should be writing in this state but so many ideas came to me I couldn't help it! So here is your surprise chapter! I got so many new reviewers!! I'm so happy! Thank you to all reviewers!!

Call-Sugarhigh-Police- Hahaha the scene when Harry talks to Hermione about how weird it is I wrote just for you! Lol. Hope you liked this chapter! Thanks! Ttyl!

Spordelia Chase- I think it's my favorite movie now! Lol. Anyway, I know what you mean, I don't want them to go back either…maybe they won't…lol. Well, it won't be for awhile anyway! Thanks! Ttyl!

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SwTnDrEaMyPnAy03- California must be nice…I live in Maine so yea…kinda chilly…lol. I'm glad you're moving on! Right! Single is great! See I'm more of a flirty kinda girl so being in a relationship is REALLY quite difficult for me…I don't really know what to do b/c all my relationships all the guys completely drop flirting with me and I get bored…lol I'm odd like that…aww kyle sounds so cute!! All my cousins are either WAY older than me or WAY younger…I only have one near my age and he lives in Florida so you can imagine how many times I see him lol. I'm so paranoid right now…lol. I think it's b/c I'm sick…I shouldn't be on the computer…I should be ASLEEP! But as you can see…I'm not…my mom's supposed to come home for lunch so I'm constantly looking out the window as though I'm a spy or something…crazy I tell you! I swear I'm trying to sound normal…it's overrated anyway but oh well…I know what you mean though…I'm very pessimistic…I push guys away by thinking they're going to cheat on me…not that I've been wrong but my ex I would constantly tell him how worried I was that he'd leave and I think it got on his nerves…don't you hate when you break up with someone and they're the only ones on your mind ALL the time? I can't stand it b/c my ex I'm completely over but he won't get out of my head! I think I just like the idea of having a b/f or something b/c I really think of him more as a brother now but everything reminds me of him…ok enough of the depressing stuff…lol. Aww you and Cesar…you seem cute together but I know what you mean! My best (guy) friend everyone CONSTANTLY asks if we are dating and I'm like "Think about this guys..it's me and Gerard? I think not." Lol. He's really great to have around though…we had a dance and my boyfriend broke up with me just before it so I was sad b/c I wouldn't have a date after I told everyone about my boyfriend from a different school well Gerard was so sweet he brought me to the dance and stayed and danced with me the whole time! It was so sweet. Hahhaa Cesar sounds really cool…I can only imagine. Lol. Oo compliments! I'd be lying if I didn't say this was my FAVORITE part of the review! Lol. Awww yea I finally wrote them kissing!! I was so proud I almost cried while writing it…ok not really but still…aww thanks for the nomination Jay oh and thanks to Cesar for presenting me with this award!! Have fun at the mall! I'll have fun being sick…lol j/p. Thanks so much again for everything! Ttyl!!

Keys3303- Oh don't worry I still have TONS planned for this fic…it won't end for QUITE some time. I just meant that Hermione is starting to get her confidence back now that she has a friend and realizes that the wizarding world hasn't given up on her and that Harry was indeed looking for her. Hope that makes sense lol. Glad you stuck with this story! I really love hearing from you! Thanks!! Ttyl!

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Well I believe that is everyone! So far no sign of my mother so I should be alright!! Hope you like the update!! Ttyl! Thanks!!! R&R!!!

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