Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter… "I don't? How about Draco? wink wink…NO!? Ron? Maybe? Please?!" pouts… "Doesn't that figure?"

WARNING: AUTHOR IS VERY WELL!! Come to find out I just have low blood sugar and somehow that makes me sick…or something…anyway, Characters are WAY OOC! They kinda have to be but anyway, don't blame me for their OOCness! Thank you!

A/N: I can't believe I've only been to school once this week and I'll go tomorrow…holiday today! (don't ask me which one b/c frankly I don't pay that close attention) j/p it's Veterans day! YIPPIE no school!! Lol. ANYWAY, sorry for getting off topic so much but I had to go to the dentist and I got another filling so my mouth is numb and I've been really hyper b/c I've been trying to whistle for the last hour or so…ok before I get off topic AGAIN, hope you like the update! Sorry for it's lack of humor and I think it's sort of boring…oh and no wizarding world stuff…sorry! R&R!!

Dedication: I dedicate this to Sarah I Am because she has been really nice in her reviews and constantly is one of the first people to look out for my updates! I appreciate your comments and your kind words and I hope you have fun this weekend! Ttyl!

Last Time on WTF!?…

IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…

Within a few minutes he pulled into the parking lot of a dance class.

"See ya, mom'll pick you up around three okay?" Draco asked.

Kaylie nodded with a wave as she ran inside.

Harry stared out the window as Draco drove off again. Within a few more minutes the car stopped. The car ride seemed to last an eternity to Harry until the car finally stopped and he stared at a large white house. Harry gulped as he got out and walked to the house. He took a deep breath before opening the door slowly and stepping inside.

Now on WTF!?…

IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…

Hermione stared blankly at her homework while biting her bottom lip unmercifully. Draco looked up at her as she sighed and tapped her pencil.

"Alright, what's wrong?" Draco asked highly amused as he set down his book and looked at his girlfriend.

Hermione looked up at him shocked.

"Nothing." She mumbled.

Draco shook his head and got up to sit by her on the floor. They both sat on the floor of his room across from one another doing homework.

Draco sat down next to Hermione and wrapped an arm around her waist. Hermione immediately set her head on his shoulder.

"Don't worry, I'm alright." Hermione said looking up at him.

Draco nodded.

"Then what's wrong?" He asked again.

"I'm just sick of studying." Hermione said after a moments thought as she set down her book.

Draco nodded and gave her an innocent smile. Hermione couldn't help but laugh and roll her eyes.

"What are you thinking Mr. Malfoy?" Hermione asked with a smile and narrowed eyes in a playful manner.

Draco grinned widely as he wrapped his arms fully around her waist and pinned her to the ground. Hermione bit her lip to try and stop the smile forming on her lips.

"Let me help you with that." Draco said staring at her lips.

Hermione stared at him a moment before he leaned in and captured her lips with his own.

Hermione shut her eyes and kissed him back as the couple lay there for a few moments wrapped in eachother's warm embrace still connected at the lips. Draco backed up slowly and grinned. Hermione smiled shyly as she blushed slightly under his gaze.

"You've never kissed me like that." Draco said thoughtfully.

Hermione's smile vanished. Draco noticed this and smiled.

"It's a good thing." He said giving her a quick peck on the nose.

Hermione couldn't hold in a giggle at what this scene would look like to an outsider, especially from the standpoint of a witch or wizard.

"Lavendar and Parvati would have a holiday if they ever saw the way Draco was behaving like…well like a real gentlemen. A sweetheart even." She thought while staring at him.

Draco saw the familiar thoughtful look in her eyes as he smiled.

"Wanna get some food?" Draco asked sheepishly.

Hermione grinned.

"Why not." She said and for once, with Draco holding her hand as they walked downstairs, Hermione's mind drifted away from thoughts of Harry or anything else from the wizarding world.

Harry sighed as he slowly opened the door to his house and walked inside. He shut the door behind him and tried to steady his beating heart. He opened his mouth to call the names of the two people he no longer had in his life but no words seemed to come. Harry swallowed hard and decided to walk around the house. Slowly Harry took to the stairs first climbing one step at a time. A door stood in front of him at the top of the stairs. Wide eyes and beating heart Harry made it to the door and slowly pushed it open. He sighed and almost had to laugh at himself for being so nervous when before him was nothing other than a bathroom.

Harry chuckled quietly to himself as he turned around and found more doors down a hallway. Harry sighed and nodded as though he were convincing himself to press forward. Slowly he continued down the row of doors until he opened the one to a large spacious bedroom. Harry stood in awe as he looked around it. A king sized bed was in the middle of the room with two bedside tables, one on each side. The curtains to the window on the left side were a deep maroon.

Harry was about to leave the room when he spotted a picture on a hope chest. Harry walked up to the photo and picked it up. The photo showed a young Harry about the age of thirteen sitting in between his parents. James had an arm around his son with a proud smile as Lily was standing behind them both with a grin.

Harry almost cried after seeing the picture.

As soon as Harry set down the frame the door opened downstairs and Harry froze.

"HEY! Anybody home?!" A young man's voice called.

Harry thought a moment.

"That doesn't sound like dad?" He thought as he left the bedroom and made his way downstairs.

"Hey Harry!" The man had light red hair with green eyes and a large smile across his face.

He wore a light jacket and jeans with a pair of white sneakers.

When Harry never answered the man's grin became even wider.

"Is that anyway to greet your brother?" He asked.

Harry's jaw dropped and he began to stutter.

"B-brot-ther?" Harry asked.

The man walked up to stairs to Harry who was already halfway down them and wrapped him in a warm hug much like Mrs. Weasley. When the man backed up Harry gave him a confused smile and the man went back downstairs.

"Are mom and dad home yet?" He asked.

Harry's heart tied into a knot at those words but he regained himself quickly and shook his head.

The man smiled.

"What do you say we get some food and catch up a bit until Miles gets here." The man said looking at his watch.

"He should be here before mum and dad anyway." He finished as he began to walk to the kitchen.

Harry followed and sat down on a bar stool trying to let this all sink in.

"So, how ya been little bro?" The man asked as he rummaged through the kitchen for food.

"Uh…alright…" Harry said still flustered.

The man turned his head to Harry and nodded.

"So how's that girlfriend of yours?" The man said as he set ingredients on the counter and winked at Harry.

Harry blushed.

"She's doing good." Harry said.

His brother nodded with a smile.

"ANYBODY HOME!?" A voice called.

The man rolled his eyes.

"IN HERE MILES!" He called.

"Bloody idiot can't even find the kitchen." The man joked.

Harry smiled.

"Hey, I thought you weren't coming?" Miles asked as he sat down next to Harry.

Miles was the spitting image of James. Even his eyes were the same color. He also wore a t-shirt and jeans with sneakers. Miles turned to Harry with a grin.

"How ya been kiddo?" He asked giving Harry a hug.

"Alright." Harry said.

"Got a girlfriend?" Miles asked glancing at Harry.

Harry blushed but nodded.

"Where have you been Miles? Harry's been talkin' about the girl since Christmas." The man said with a grin.

"Oh, so you did finally ask the little Weasley girl?" Miles asked with a grin.

Harry blushed.

"So this is what it's like to have relatives to tease you?" Harry thought to himself.

"Alright, let's leave him alone. We can always tease him when she's over." The man said happily.

Miles nodded.

"So wise Christopher." Miles said proudly.

"Why do you think I'm the oldest?" Chris said cockily.

Harry smiled widely at the older men.

"So this is what it would have been like…" Harry frowned.

"I'd be the oldest though…" He thought.

Harry shook his head to clear his thoughts. It wasn't important after all.

"Oh my!" Harry spun around quickly at the sound of a woman's voice.

For a moment he could of sworn his heart stopped.

In the doorway of the kitchen stood none other than Lily Potter. Her red hair was short in a motherly haircut that framed her pretty features. Her green eyes shone with happiness as she grinned at her children.

"Happy anniversary mum." Miles began as he gave her a hug.

"You boys came!" Lily said excitedly as Chris gave her a hug as well.

"Of course. You guys can't keep us away." Chris said with a laugh.

Lily turned to Harry who was frozen to the spot staring at his mother.

"You alright baby?" Lily said worriedly as she put a hand to Harry's forehead.

"What's wro…Harry James Potter, what have you done this time?" Lily asked giving her youngest a frown.

Harry stared blankly at Lily as she fussed over him.

"How on earth did you get this…it's a scar? How could you keep this from us? How did this happen? Come on, speak up young man." Lily said sternly as she examined Harry's lightning shaped scar.

Harry shook his head.

"Uh…I don't know." Harry mumbled never tearing his gaze away from his mother.

Lily nodded with a smile.

"Let me guess then, you and Draco trying to impress the girls again? Honestly you two will break your necks before you're old enough to know better." Lily said with a warm smile.

"Just like your father." Lily said with a smile as she brushed his hair out of his face.

Lily then turned her attention to her oldest.

"Oh it's so good to see you boys, when did you fly in?" She asked sitting in Miles' seat next to Harry.

"A few minutes ago…"

The conversation turned into pointless chatter as Harry watched his mother admiring every wrinkle of age and every bright smile she had to offer. It made him want to cry or to hug her and tell her how much he missed her and wished he'd gotten to know her and dad. But, he couldn't, as far as they knew he'd sound crazy. They weren't the wizard parents he'd heard so much about, but they were his parents and he'd cherish every moment spent with them.

"Whoa, did the party arrive without me?" Harry was taken out of his thoughts as he turned and found his father standing in the doorway much like his mother.

"James, look what our son has done…" Lily began as she brushed Harry's hair back.

"Wow, that must of hurt…looks painful anyway, tell me you at least got a date?" James asked curiously.

Lily smacked her husband playfully.

"I'm only kidding Evans." James said in a playful manner.

Lily rolled her eyes and turned back to her boys.

"Harry I don't want any more of these stunts you hear? I've been telling Narcissa for years that having your father and Lucius for fathers was never a good idea for you boys…" Lily began sternly but slowly turned to her husband with a smirk.

James laughed.

"But you love us and it's good for the boys. We need to pass on our…shall we say talents?" James said sitting down.

"I mean, Chris and Miles ended up just fine." James remarked.

Lily nodded.

"Alright, but be careful…some girls are not worth it." Lily said with a shadow passing over her eyes.

After a moment of silence Chris spoke up.

"Alright, you two go upstairs and change into your finest attire." He began with a grin.

"What are you boys up to?" Lily asked excitedly.

James also gave a curious look.

"Just go change you'll know in a minute." Chris explained.

Lily quickly ran off with a grin and James slowly to follow.

"Hurry up James I want my present!" Lily called from the top of the stairs.

"We better go change too." Miles said putting a hand on Harry's shoulder.

Chris nodded and the three boys left to change.

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