Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter… "I don't? How about Draco? wink wink…NO!? Ron? Maybe? Please?!" pouts… "Doesn't that figure?"
WARNING: AUTHOR IS PASSING OUT! I'll explain at the end of the chapter…sheepish grin…anyway, Characters are WAY OOC! They kinda have to be but anyway, don't blame me for their OOCness! Thank you!
A/N: Alright, this chapter is kinda short…only like 1,600 some odd words…I usually do around 1,500 but lately I've been in the 2,000 ish range…anyway, this was the QUICKEST update I've ever written so I'm not sure how good it is…oh and there's no humor…cries mostly drama sadly…R&R please! I'll try to update this when I can…I just wanted to add another thing to make it interesting…I thought the idea was kinda funny until I actually started writing it and now I'm not sure how I like it…so please tell me what you think…if you like it I'll leave it…if not I'll delete this and try again…thanks!
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!! I figured out why the chapter seems so short!! (I always check the word amount so I know it's the same every time and I'm not cheating you guys out on like 500 words lol) It's because the reviews are so long!! Lol. Oh well, I'll still reply and you'll have to live with it looking like shorter chapters! Lol. Thanks guys!! Ttyl! R&R please!!
Last Time on WTF!?…
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
"Alright, you two go upstairs and change into your finest attire." He began with a grin.
"What are you boys up to?" Lily asked excitedly.
James also gave a curious look.
"Just go change you'll know in a minute." Chris explained.
Lily quickly ran off with a grin and James slowly to follow.
"Hurry up James I want my present!" Lily called from the top of the stairs.
"We better go change too." Miles said putting a hand on Harry's shoulder.
Chris nodded and the three boys left to change.
Now on WTF!?…
IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…
Harry and Hermione were the last to leave the Great Hall.
"So, where're our classes?" Harry asked looking around curiously.
"We don't have class…this is an amazing school." Hermione said with a smile.
Harry raised an eyebrow at his friend.
"We are apparently wizards!" Hermione said excitedly.
"What?" Harry asked stopping in the hallway.
"Haven't you noticed how…enchanted this place is? It's a school for wizards or something…" Hermione shrugged.
"So we can do magic?" Harry asked with an evil grin.
Hermione frowned and shook her head.
"No, I tried using a wand but it didn't work." Hermione said sadly.
Harry frowned also but looked thoughtful for a moment.
"So, that's what Draco was pointing at me?" Harry asked.
"Uh…I didn't see him point anything at you…" Hermione began referring to that morning's breakfast.
"Oh it was last night when Ginny brought me back from the library." Harry said waving a hand dismissively.
"Harry you can't tell anyone that you're from a different dimension okay? Just tell them you're sick is why you're not in class." Hermione said with the utmost seriousness.
"Why not?" Harry asked.
"You and the other Harry switched because Harry was so worried he'd never get the other Hermione back here. We don't need anyone else…" Hermione trailed off.
Harry looked at her curiously.
"That's it! Harry switched with you in the library right? I heard the other Hermione is a real bookworm too so maybe there's something in the library that switches us back!" Hermione said excitedly.
Harry thought a moment and finally nodded.
"Could be…but how are we going to find it? It could be anything! Maybe someone cast a spell on them or something who knows!" Harry said raising his arms dramatically.
Hermione dismissed his thoughts easily as she began to walk down the corridor once again.
"Alright, I have a plan!" She yelled while turning to Harry with a finger raised in the air and a grin on her face.
"No one is to know about it alright? When everyone goes to class we will meet in the library and find…anything that will get us back home okay? Until then you need to be their Harry." Hermione explained.
"How can I do that? I don't even know what the guy was like." Harry said defiantly.
"Duh! I met him. He's really sweet so you can do that…not as troublesome so don't do any major stunts alright?" Hermione scolded.
Harry rolled his eyes with a sigh and nodded.
"Oh, and don't charm Ginny too much. You're best friends with Ronald here oh and they call him Ron I guess…" Hermione kept on until Harry finally interrupted her.
"What about these geeky glasses?" Harry asked taking them off.
"Sorry, but you have to wear 'em." She shrugged.
Harry scowled as he placed them back on.
"Now, the most important thing you need to remember, never show ANYONE your forehead got it?" Hermione said sternly.
Harry gave her an odd look.
"What are you on?" Harry asked crossing his arms.
Hermione rolled her eyes.
"The Harry here has a scar that's apparently famous or something like that and if anyone finds out that you don't have it…we're in deep shit got it?" Hermione stated firmly with a pointed finger at his chest and narrowed eyes.
"Yea alright." Harry said dismissively.
"I guess we are off to the library then." Hermione said her mood instantly changing to a smile as they continued down the hallway.
After turning a corner both students looked up to see Professor Dumbledore walking down the hallway. As the two got closer they saw the serious expression on his face.
"You two should not be wandering around the corridors." The Headmaster explained.
Harry and Hermione gave him an innocent grin.
"We're sorry professor but Harry was just showing me how to get to the library." Hermione lied.
Dumbledore frowned.
"Sorry Miss Granger but I'll need to see you both in my office right this second. I had hoped Mr. Weasley would be with you but I supposed I'll have to call him from class. Will you show Miss Granger to my office Harry?" Dumbledore asked.
"Yes Professor." Harry said as the two walked off in what Harry hoped to be the right direction.
He lucked out when they were out of sight Hermione led the way.
"Luckily I remember where it is from when I arrived." She said with a nod as they turned another corner.
Harry nodded.
"What does he want to talk to us about?" Harry asked looking at Hermione.
"Maybe he knows how to get us home." Hermione shrugged.
"How would he though?" Harry asked curiously.
"I don't know Harry I'm only guessing." Hermione said slightly annoyed.
Dumbledore walked down to the dungeons and into Professor Snape's classroom. Snape immediately looked up at the Headmaster with a slightly worried expression.
"I'm here for Mr. Weasley." Dumbledore explained.
Snape nodded and motioned his head in the direction of Ron who looked at Dumbledore curiously. He got up and packed up his things to leave. Whispers began from the students until Snape silenced them.
Hermione and Harry were waiting in front of the statue for Dumbledore when the said professor and Ron approached.
"Do you have any idea what this is about?" Ron asked Harry.
Harry shook his head.
Dumbledore said the password and they walked briskly to his office at the top of the spiral staircase. Each student took a seat in the three chairs placed in front of the headmaster's desk. Dumbledore sat down on the opposite side of the mahogany desk and looked at the three individually.
Dumbledore sighed.
"Professor? What's wrong?" Ron asked first as he had seen that look on Dumbledore's face plenty of times through his years at Hogwarts.
All three looked to him curiously.
"Normally, if this situation were to arise we would tell all students to report to their house common rooms until we knew exactly what was happening. That will be happening shortly but I thought I should give you three the details of what's going on." Dumbledore began sadly.
All three students listened intently as the Headmaster continued.
"You three have grown up before my very eyes into smart young wizards and witch. I know that Miss Granger is not with us for the moment but I believe with two out of the three members of the Golden Trio you will do just fine." Dumbledore dragged on.
"Professor, if I may, what are you talking about?" Harry asked.
Dumbledore gave a small smile.
"Voldemort has arisen once again Harry."
Ron gasped at this.
"He is on his way to Hogwarts as we speak." Dumbledore said with all seriousness.
Dumbledore looked at a clock on the wall and nodded.
"As we speak students are being rushed to their common rooms and I think it would be wise if you went as well. But, as I know you all too well I can not force you." Dumbledore said with a tiny smile.
"Professor, do you know when Voldemort is to arrive?" Ron asked.
"I'm not positive but any time now." Dumbledore said.
Ron stood up.
"We have to get ready. Come on Harry…" Ron began as he walked to the door but stopped.
He turned to Hermione and gave her a small smile.
"Hermione, you should go to the common room." Ron began.
Hermione stood up.
"Why? What can this Voldemort guy do?" Hermione asked.
Harry kept silent still not understanding why Dumbledore was only telling them this information.
"Hermione, you're not a witch. You're from a different dimension. Besides, it's really not our fight…" Ron began as he looked at Harry.
"What?" Harry asked.
Hermione gave him a frown and he shut up.
"Why doesn't that whole school go against him?" Hermione asked.
"Why are you only telling us three?" Hermione asked curiously.
"Listen Hermione, in this dimension Harry was the only survivor, he is meant to kill Voldemort once and for all. He's fought him almost every year and never failed us." Ron explained.
He looked at Dumbledore before continuing.
"This is the last battle and Harry will win." Ron said sternly.
Hermione gave Ron a blank look before turning to Dumbledore.
"Excuse me Professor but I REALLY need to get to the library." She said nervously as Harry's face when as pale as a sheet.
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
Harry, Miles and Chris walked out of the kitchen to go get dressed. Halfway to the stairs a sharp pain came to Harry's forehead. Harry yelled out in pain as his legs failed him and he fell to the floor in a heap holding his head in pain.
Miles and Chris quickly kneeled at his side worriedly.
"Harry…Harry what's wrong?" Miles asked.
Harry groaned at the intense pain from his scar. Harry gritted his teeth and shut his eyes tightly to fight back the urge to cry.
"I…I-neeeeeed…'Mmmmione…" He groaned.
"What's wrong?" Lily came down the stairs and stopped to look at her sons.
When she saw Harry curled up on the floor she quickly ran the rest of the way down and kneeled by her son putting an arm under his head with a worried expression.
"JAMES!" She called panicked as James came running down the stairs.
Lily gave him a worried look and Chris went to call an ambulance.
Hermione suddenly frowned. She and Draco were on their way to her house when a sudden dread fell over her.
"Something's wrong." A voice in the back of her mind said worriedly.
Hermione shook her head as she looked at her grinning boyfriend. She gave a small smile and dismissed the thought. Hermione turned back forward and saw an ambulance coming towards them.
Draco quickly pulled over as the ambulance passed and suddenly the voice came back stronger than ever.
"Something's wrong…"
Hermione turned to Draco with her eyes darting around the vehicle trying to make sense.
"What could possibly be wrong?" She thought.
"Draco, we need to go to the hospital." Hermione said aloud.
Draco gave her a questioning look.
"Please, I know this sounds crazy but I just…I have a feeling something's wrong." Hermione said distressed.
Draco sighed but as he looked at her worried expression he nodded and turned the car around.
Well, yesterday was a LOVELY day…NOT! I watched a movie about the most amazing surgeries in my health class and almost passed out…well being the emotional girl I am I cried and was wheeled down the hallway in a wheelchair…then they send me to lunch and then class instead of letting me go home not to mention the fact that we were one of the only schools to have school yesterday considering we had Thursday off…a lot more worse things happened but at the moment I have a MAJOR headache…but that is why I didn't update yesterday…I was angry lol. Sorry this update isn't good…I think I might delete it but I thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt…I find it funny that NOW they ask Harry to save the world and he can't even use a wand…I'm so evil to the poor guy…lol. Well, I thank reviewers for being so nice about last chapter! Oh and thanks to all reviewers who read my poem I just posted "A Shall We Call It An Interesting Poem?" Thanks! Glad you thought it was funny! Thanks!
Call-Sugarhigh-Police- What can I say…I'm talented!! Lol. J/p again, lover your reviews!! Nice curtsy…lol. Glad you liked the chapter! Ttyl!
Spordelia Chase- Wow! I don't even put off math homework to write this…I suck at math…lol. Actually I am putting off U.S. History to write this! But it's ok b/c it's a weekend and I have tomorrow to work really hard on my homework lol. I know I was just as excited as I wrote about his parents!! I'm so glad you like it…I was a little scared b/c I don't know much about Lily and James…too busy obsessing over Draco…lol. Thanks!! Ttyl!
Takeshiyo- Well, I apologize…I promised more Draco/Hermione in this chapter (wizard world) and I didn't do it!! But, I had a wonderful idea about them telling Harry to save the world when he can't…I know I'm evil…lol…and besides, if people don't like this chapter I can easily rewrite it with more Draco/Hermione (WW) stuff!! That will happen eventually THAT I can promise…sorry for the lack of interest in the WW but I might add in something about Sirius and Peter…oo that would be good…evil laugh "Harry lunges across the hospital room wrapping his strong hands around the startled rat known as Peter's neck! He gasps for air as they both fall to the floor as Chris and Miles attempt to pry Harry off their old friend." Well? Lol. Thanks! Ttyl!
SwTnDrEaMyPnAy03- Omg I had so much fun talking to you!!! Hope you had fun shopping!! Cesar was so funny…I tried not to flirt…although I don't think I was that successful…anyway, now you see how I flirt! Lol. Innocently…like "aww I love you cesar…" lol. Anyway, you really made my day!! After getting up so early this morning just to go to a mall and NOT be able to shop?!! Insane I tell you! Lol. At least I didn't have to drive though…and then yesterday, almost passing out from low blood sugar and we watched that gross movie…I felt really bad for my teacher because it was the first day he had me in class! Lol. How embarrassing…at least I didn't pass out although he and my friend Molly practically had to carry me down the hallway…I'm doing much better and my family gets a kick out of it because I always seem to pass out at the worst times…like the last time was my VERY FIRST date!! And I pass out at the movie theatre…and now this…lol. At least I can laugh about it and it's not like a serious condition but when that nurse was talking to me like a 2 yr old I could of hit her!! Then I couldn't go home!! And I ran into the guy I had my first date with and he was being a real jerk…oh and did I mention I broke down in tears so everyone all day was asking me what was wrong? Well yea…everytime I talked about passing out I'd start crying for no reason…well tear stained face and that guy says "Larissa? Hey I didn't realize it was you." Then walks past me to talk with his friend. Then I had to take an algebra 2 test with a headache! And I didn't study b/c I planned to during my lunch but I had to make up my class time I missed while eating…so my day sucked! Lol. So you and Cesar really cheered me up!! Thanks bunches!! I hope I didn't make his head too swollen with all those compliments but I think we deflated it when he said he was the finest guy on the planet…TOM!! Lol. Yay more awards!! Thank you so much!! Oh and speaking of I think the best gift is Tom Felton and you and Cesar driving to my house! Lol. Wouldn't that be a dream…I'd probably pass out again…lol. Gotta love that guy!! Well, it's late yet again…I start this so soon and yet I always finish it so late…I take a lot of breaks apparently…lol. Thanks for everything!! Ttyl!
Keys3303- Ooo I never thought about the Weasley's…that would be an interesting twist to write them…but I like them in the wizarding world…lol. It would be difficult to change them but I might be up to the challenge…Yea I should write more about Hermione's parents but I can't really find a place for them in the plot or anything…hmm…now you got me thinking…I might just be brilliant once again!! Lol. Thank you! I've written about Lucius and Narcissa but there will be more of them to come. Thanks again! Ttyl!
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Honey-gurl808- Oh good you liked the Potter's lol. I've been wanting to say that…anyway, you'll still have to wait for the surprise because Harry has to go and have a painful scar attack…jeez…lol. I agree! Hermione's fitting in wonderfully! I think we have Draco to thank for that one…lol. Thanks! Ttyl!
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XxXbloody nekoXxX- That's good your name stands out isn't it? That's why I like my name…except I wish people could pronounce it…Larissa…most people say "Marissa? Clarissa? Relissa?" sigh oh well, lol. Don't worry, I have homework too…lol. Tons from those two days I was sick…but I'll get it done tomorrow I hope…aww that's so sweet!! Thank you!! Hope you don't lose your voice from all that yelling but thank you! Lol. Aww thanks!! You really don't know how much that means to me!! I STRIVE for originality!! More stories need it in my opinion…aww so glad you have a sense of humor!! Lol. YES MA'AMS!! Saluts (You and Jay…lol) thanks!! Ttyl!
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Skydive-babe- OMG NO! Romance is NEVER in short supply here!! Trust me…sigh lol. Well even after all those hints(even though I plan to stick to those) I still left out Harry saving the world…it came to me at around 10 last night while watching Armeggedon (sp?) and I thought hm…they save the world…Harry needs too…evil grin lol. Really? I post that much? Wow, here I thought I was being slow!! Although in my e-mail my fav. Authors I only get up to 5 alerts a day out of like 50 people…ridiculous…oh well they have more to their lives I suppose lol. So when I look up that story do I look up Becki or does she have a different name? I'd like to check it out. Thanks! Ttyl!
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OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! 300 and some odd reviews!!!!!! passes out…guess I wasn't kidding last chapter…I almost did yesterday…hehehe…I'm doing alright now though so that's good…THANKS FOR TALKING WITH ME JAY!! It really made my day…I was almost asleep when you started talking to me…lol. R&R thanks everyone!!
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