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WARNING: HOMEWORK OVERLOAD!!! It's not my fault for these slow updates!!…anyway, Characters are WAY OOC! They kinda have to be but anyway, don't blame me for their OOCness! Thank you!
A/N: Yes, homework has sadly taken over my life!! Literally! This vacation I only have TWO DAYS to draw FIVE PORTRAITS!!! Let's see that's three hours a piece so I'm wasting 15 hours of my writing time to draw PEOPLE!! Luckily I love to draw and that's what I want to do with my life but still!! It's a bit stressful as you can imagine! Wish me luck but luckily as I have had some free time here and there…eleven o'clock at night…I've been able to write tid bits here and there. This chapter is a bit longer than any of my previous chapters because I felt bad for not updating so I wrote even more! And then the site was down so I couldn't post it…cries but it's here now! So BE HAPPY!!! Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoy!! I worked hard so PLEASE leave a nice review!! Thank you!!
Dedication: I'd like to dedicate this chapter to g!!! Your review inspired me with this chapter and where I REALLY want to take this fic! Thank you for being so brilliant!! I hope you don't mind I used your idea but it was too good to pass up!! Thank you so much!! This is for you!!
Last Time on WTF!?…
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
"Something's wrong…"
Hermione turned to Draco with her eyes darting around the vehicle trying to make sense.
"What could possibly be wrong?" She thought.
"Draco, we need to go to the hospital." Hermione said aloud.
Draco gave her a questioning look.
"Please, I know this sounds crazy but I just…I have a feeling something's wrong." Hermione said distressed.
Draco sighed but as he looked at her worried expression he nodded and turned the car around.
Now on WTF!?…
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
"Hermione what's this about?" Draco asked on their way to the hospital.
Hermione stared out the window with glazed eyes and a thoughtful expression across her face..
"Hermione!" Draco said somewhat panicked.
Hermione shook her head.
"Draco you're speeding!" Hermione said noticing his speed.
"I don't work so well under pressure!" Draco said flustered.
"You're not under pressure, you just have to trust me and drive! Without asking questions." Hermione added while turning back to the window.
Draco nodded.
"Right…I can do that…" He said with a sigh.
Hermione turned to him and he looked at her also.
"DRACO!" Hermione yelled after a few seconds.
"What now!?" Draco complained turning back to the road.
"You're still speeding!" She said pointing to the speedometer.
"You were the one in a hurry!" Draco complained.
"I never said I was in a hurry…" Hermione began to argue.
"Draco, take me to the hospital…that sounds like an emergency and usually, if I'm not mistaken, you RUSH in an emergency!" Draco explained.
"Oh stop it and slow down!" Hermione said putting her hand on the wheel.
"You want to drive?" Draco asked letting go of the wheel.
Hermione's eyes got wide.
"DRA…" She began to scream until Draco grabbed the wheel.
"Let's stay quiet then shall we?" He asked.
Hermione shook her head in disbelief.
"Thank goodness we're going to the hospital…" She thought while looking towards her deranged boyfriend.
IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…
Hermione walked briskly down the corridor. Turning a corner quickly she made her way to the library.
"Oh my gosh, no one mentioned I'd have to save the WORLD Hermione!" Harry said panic stricken.
Hermione growled as she pressed on. Harry began to sulk.
"We're gonna die." He mumbled incoherently.
Hermione sped up more until she ran around a corner and ran straight into none other than Draco Malfoy himself.
Hermione looked up at him with shock. Draco looked down at her with the same curious look. Harry came around the corner and stopped his mumbling.
"What are you two doing?" Draco asked raising a slender eyebrow at the two and letting his thoughts get ahead of his reason.
He cursed himself mentally for showing that he actually cared what they were doing. Hermione didn't let this slip by her attention and smirked.
"We were on our way to the library…" She began as she noticed that neither boy held out a hand for her assistance.
She sighed as she helped herself up and dusted off her skirt and shirt.
"Which, we don't really have time to chat…lovely talking with you…man…Draco…Malfoy…" Harry shook his head in confusion and settled for grabbing Hermione's hand and continuing down the corridor.
Draco stared after the two in utter confusion.
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
Harry fought hard to stay awake but it seemed almost inevitable. He looked up, his green eyes staring into those of his mother's matching orbs. They now sat in the hospital and Harry couldn't help but feel sorry for ruining their anniversary.
"What am I thinking? I need to find Hermione!" Harry yelled at himself not helping the pain any from his throbbing head.
"Mum…" Harry began as he bit back the pain.
"Shh…Harry it's alright. The doctor's coming." Lily began as she turned to James who was looking just as frightened.
"I don't need a doctor…I need…Will someone…" Harry grabbed his forehead.
It hurt to speak but he had to tell them.
"I need Hermione! PLEASE!" He yelled frustrated and in a deep amount of pain.
"James…do something." Lily said panicked as she sat by her son's side to try and comfort him the best she could.
Just then Miles came running into the room.
"Chris is on his way with the doctor mum." He explained somewhat out of breath.
"If only I had my wand." Harry thought angrily.
Hermione and Draco finally stopped at the hospital and rushed into the emergency room. Hermione looked at Draco somewhat sheepishly.
"I'm not sure exactly what I'm looking for." She admitted.
Draco sighed. He opened his mouth about to speak when another voice interrupted his.
"Hermione? Is that you?" Hermione turned around to be face to face with a surprised young man of around twenty or so years.
Hermione stared at him blankly.
"Do I know him? He seems to know me but you can never be too careful…" She thought apprehensively.
"You've grown up so much." The man continued with a warm smile that was vaguely familiar.
"Um…I hate to be rude but…do I know you?" She asked sheepishly.
The man smiled.
"Sorry, I got a little ahead of myself. Chris, remember? Harry's brother?" He asked trying to see if she remembered.
Hermione's jaw dropped open.
"Harry's brother?!" She asked somewhat hysterical.
Chris grinned with a nod.
"I know it's been awhile. Last time I saw you, you were a little squirt. How's your brother?" Chris asked.
"Um…fine." Hermione said somewhat confused.
Chris nodded.
"You probably came to see Harry then right?" Chris asked.
"Harry's here? Yes I came to see him." Hermione said quickly.
Chris nodded and led the couple down the hallway to Harry's room. Immediately after opening the door they heard a yelp. After entering they realized the sound had indeed come from Harry as the doctor had arrived without Chris's assistance and was now poking Harry's forehead asking if it hurt.
"YES! You stupid freak of a doctor now stop jabbing at me or I'll accio my wand here and kick your sorry ass!" Harry yelled his anger getting the better of him.
Hermione looked absolutely shocked as did Lily.
"Don't worry, most patients start saying odd things when they're in a deep amount of pain without treatment." The doctor explained calmly with a smile.
Lily sighed with relief.
"Now Harry, he's only trying to help." Lily began.
Harry couldn't be mad at his mother no matter what she said or did. Harry just clutched his forehead until he noticed Hermione. He gave her a halfhearted smile and she nodded.
"Can I have a word with Hermione alone?" Harry asked.
The doctor was about to protest but Hermione being the smart witch she was quickly made an excuse that another patient had come in with second degree burns and that the other doctors needed his assistance immediately.
The doctor quickly ran out of the room finding this more important than Harry's "headache".
"Please mum, it'll only be a minute." Harry said through clenched teeth.
"Alright, but call us if you need anything." She said before giving Harry a kiss on the forehead and giving him a worried smile.
Although the pain was horrendous Harry still continued to stare at her and felt tears come to his eyes.
"I love you mom." He said with a small smile.
The worry vanished from Lily's face as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair.
"I love you too Harry. Don't you worry we'll have you out of here in no time." She said with a nod.
James took Lily out into the hall followed by Chris and Miles.
Draco stayed but seemed to be unnoticed.
"I knew something was wrong." Hermione began as she sat on the side of the bed and took Harry's hand.
Harry smiled lightly. Before Hermione could ask what was wrong Draco interrupted the two by clearing his throat. They both turned to him surprised.
"Forget I was here?" He asked glaring daggers at Harry.
Hermione let go of Harry's hand quickly.
"Draco…" Hermione began.
"Don't Hermione alright? Is this why you both have been so…well weird lately?" Draco asked somewhat angrily.
Draco suddenly stared at them in shock.
"How long has this been going on? You know what? I don't want to know…" Draco said waving his hands and shutting his eyes as though a bad thought had entered and he was trying to erase it.
"You were my friend…all that talk…about getting her back…you…I can't even look at you both." Draco began in a whisper.
"Draco please this is not what you think. Harry and I are just…we're friends I swear to you that's all." Hermione said standing in front of Draco.
He turned his head away from her a thoughtful and confused expression on his features. He began to turn away and leave the room but Hermione stopped him.
"Draco, if you love me at all you'll believe what I have to say." She said quickly and sternly.
Draco turned his face to her.
"How can I trust you after all you've put me through?" He asked quietly.
Hermione walked closer to him and turned him around to face her once again.
"Because I'm telling you." She said softly as she stared deep into his eyes.
Draco looked from one chocolate brown orb to the other and then leaned in and gave her a kiss on the lips. Hermione, forgetting Harry was sitting on the hospital bed staring at the two with the utmost disgust, wrapped her arms around his neck slowly and kissed him back.
Draco got one arm around her waist and one hand caressing her hair before Harry couldn't take it anymore and cleared his throat loudly to separate the two lovebirds. Hermione turned to Harry quickly and blushed a scarlet red.
IN THE WIZARDING WORLD…
After a few wrong turns Harry finally reached the library Hermione in tow. They ran in quickly only to be met with a reprimanding look from the librarian. Harry ignored her and continued down the rows of books with Hermione until he stopped at a table and finally let her wrist go. Hermione rubbed her wrist affectionately before letting it fall to her side. She turned to Harry with somewhat of a scowl across her face.
"Alright, you're the genius, where do we start?" Harry asked ignoring her scowl.
Hermione remembering the seriousness of the situation shrugged as she looked around at the large library.
"I say just examine everything you can, if you disappear I'll run and get the others." Hermione shrugged.
Harry nodded as he went to a bookshelf and took random books off to set them in a stack on a nearby table. Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Do you think this times Hermione and Harry would have randomly picked up books and then suddenly…" Hermione put up her hands to make quotation marks in the air. "disappeared?" She asked with a bored look.
Harry glared at his friend.
"Fine! Where do you think they started?" Harry asked.
Hermione smiled.
"Harry was looking for Hermione right? He must have known we were from different dimensions so we look in every dimension book from The Time Machine to Back to the Future." Hermione said happily.
Harry nodded and they began their search.
Nearly four hours later they had been through every single book that matched the criteria.
"It's not here." Harry said turning pale.
"We're going to die." He finished solemnly.
"Hush up! I refuse to give up you hear?" Hermione said sternly.
"It has to be here somewhere." Hermione said thoughtfully as she glanced around the spacious library.
Hermione sat down in defeat.
"We're never getting home." She finished with a silent sob.
IN THE MUGGLE WORLD…
"Then what is going on?" Draco asked curiously.
Harry and Hermione looked at one another before Harry gasped.
"The pain's gone." Harry said shocked.
Hermione smiled.
"Is it from your scar?" Hermione asked.
Draco gave them an angry look as they ignored his question.
"Wait, scar? Jeezum how the heck did you get that man?" Draco asked with a small smile.
Harry sighed and turned to Hermione.
"You tell him." Harry said with a comforting smile.
Draco turned to Hermione curiously.
"Draco, Harry and I aren't the Harry and Hermione you know." Hermione began.
"Not this again." Draco sighed.
"Again? You told him before?" Harry asked.
Hermione shook her head.
"No, well sort of when I broke up with him but that's not important. Draco, Harry and I are from a different dimension then you and anyone else here." Hermione explained.
Draco gave them both a blank look.
"What are you two playing at?" Draco asked after a moment of silence.
"We're not playing. Haven't you noticed how different we are? It's because we were transported here away from our time." Hermione explained.
Draco shook his head with a frown.
"Stop playing Hermione." Draco began.
"I'm not playing!" Hermione said sternly as she looked around for something to prove her point with.
Her gaze landed on Harry's scar.
"See this?" She said pointing at it.
"Here, Harry doesn't have this scar you know why? Because here Harry never faced the Dark Lord. The Dark Lord probably doesn't even exist…" Hermione stopped short.
"Wait a second…" She mumbled a few choice words under her breath and turned to Harry who looked at her confusedly.
"You said your head hurt from your scar right?" Hermione asked.
Harry nodded.
"But Voldemort isn't here." Hermione whispered.
"He might be though…" Harry began.
"No, Harry don't you see, you only feel that sort of pain if Voldemort is doing something horrible right? Well even if he was in this time he wouldn't be doing anything bad because he'd be a muggle too." Hermione explained.
"You lost me." Draco spoke up confusedly.
Hermione waved a dismissive hand.
"Don't you see, Voldemort did this on purpose." Hermione said smartly.
"Then why are you here? Wouldn't he at least bring Ron here to this time too?" Harry asked.
Hermione stood thoughtful for a moment.
"Unless, I wasn't supposed to be here either." Hermione mumbled.
"Maybe…maybe your scar hurts because he's going to attack Hogwarts." Hermione thought aloud.
Harry nodded slowly.
"Why would Voldemort come to this muggle world and then to our dimension though? I mean he must have been here for my scar to hurt and then gone away right?" Harry asked.
Hermione turned to Harry.
"What if…what if we're not in a different dimension." Hermione stated more than asked.
"Hold it, what are you talking about? You both sound insane." Draco protested.
Hermione sighed.
"We can get to Hogwarts from here. We have to hurry though." Hermione spoke up quickly.
Harry nodded.
"But what if you're wrong?" Harry said after standing up from the hospital bed.
"Then we need to find another way home as soon as possible. Either way Voldemort is about to strike and you're the only one who can stop him Harry." Hermione said solemnly.
Harry nodded curtly.
"Wait, wait wait, how the heck do you plan to get out of here?" Draco asked suddenly.
Hermione and Harry looked at one another. Harry turned to the window and sighed.
"If only I had my broom." He thought.
"I can show you a way out if you let me come with you." Draco said somewhat sternly.
Harry and Hermione reluctantly nodded.
"Quick this way." Draco said as he walked to the door.
He opened it slowly to find no one in the hallway.
"Your parents must be in the waiting room or talking with the doctor. We can leave through the kitchens." Draco explained.
The two nodded and they silently left the room.
Draco led the two down a long hallway and around a corner. He walked briskly to the elevator where he proceeded to press the down button. As the elevator doors opened the small group heard a voice call them.
"Harry?" Harry turned to see his brother Chris giving him an odd look.
"What are you doing out of bed?" He asked.
Harry panicked and ran into the elevator where Hermione and Draco were already waiting. They quickly shut the doors as Chris began to run to the elevator. The doors shut just before he got there.
"MOM!" Chris hollered.
"That was close." Draco commented with an evil grin.
Harry gave him a questioning look as Hermione began to explain.
"You and Draco play pranks and stuff all the time apparently." Hermione said.
Harry nodded as the elevator stopped and opened. Hermione looked around this time and didn't see anyone so she waved a hand signaling the two boys to follow her.
Right in front of the elevator was a sign to go left to the kitchens Hermione quickly walked down the long hallway until she found a pair of gray doors in front of her.
"This way." Draco said leading them into a side door.
"Where's this?" Harry asked curiously as he followed.
"Ta da!" Draco said spreading his arms and taking a small bow with a grin on his face.
They were now outside.
"How'd you know about that door?" Hermione asked as they hurried to Draco's car.
"Oh, Harry and I take food from their all the time for pranks. The hospital has the stickiest eggs next to the school's food." Draco grinned.
They all climbed into the car and Draco drove off.
"So, where we headed?" He asked becoming serious.
"London Train station." Harry said seriously as they headed down a long paved road.
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