Futurama

Anthology of Interest:

Fry vs. Homer

Part I

AN- Hello everybody! Hi Dr. Psychito! I'm back! may have eliminated two of my best stories, but this story will be my best and will stay on this site! Please R & R!

SPRINGFIELD, U.S.A. 2004

"Homer! Clean out the garage please." Marge asked Homer willingly

"What! Again? But I just forced Bart to do it a week ago. Fine, I will get the boy.

Homer walks up to Bart's room, Bart is watching TV, on TV, there is a chase the suspect drives off a cliff, the vehicle explodes, the cops follow him down the cliff, you see many explosions.

"I wouldn't want to be that guy." Homer says

"Dad, what are you doing here?"

"I lost a hundred dollar bill in the garage, I was wondering if you could clean it up and find my hundred dollars. If you find it, I will give you one dollar."

"If you want me to clean the garage I will."

"Okay.... thanks."

Homer leaves and Bart goes to the bathroom were Lisa is cleaning.

"Lisa, I got another job for you."

NEW NEW YORK CITY, 3001

Fry- Merry Christmas!!

Bender- You mean X-Mas right?

Fry- Sure, whatever.

Hermes and Zoidberg come through the door yelling

Hermes- Santa is here!! Run for you life!

Zoidberg- And he has evil little trolls following him!

Leela- Those are Neptunians, not trools.

Hermes- Who cares, they have a wormhole ray gun, they are sending people in it.

Fry- So, that means we will be away from Santa.

Bender- He is right. Everyone attack the little troll people!!

(The crew goes outside to the Niblonians/Trolls and jump in the wormhole)

SPRINGFIELD, U.S.A. 2004

Homer- Please Lisa!

Lisa- No, never!!

Homer- I will give you money.

Lisa- No! Do it yourself.

Homer- Fine!

Homer goes to clean out the garage, when he cleans out the last pile, he gets a huge surprise.

Homer (singing) - My bologna has a first name and it's H-O-M-E-Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Planet express is at the bottom of the pile

Fry- Hiya!

Homer- I thought we got rid of all of the courpses.

Bender- How could we be courpses if we were alive?

AN- This is the end of the chapter, I am sorry it has been two months, but I has a hard time finding the file. So I wrote a new one. Please Enjoy. And Merry Chrismachuanzahaunichka (No clue how to spell it, sorry) -Tito Psychito P.S. The next xhapter will come out Early 2005 (January-March)