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You Scratch My Back, I'll Scratch Yours – Chapter Fourteen – Foiled Again!
Outside the Hyuuga Compound
Sasuke stood outside the gate waiting for Hinata to greet him. In his hand, he held a few violet roses to give to his pearl-eyed girlfriend as a "just for the hell of it" gift.
The gate opens to reveal Hinata in her training clothes. She smiles as Sasuke gave her the roses.
"What's this for, Sasuke-kun?" Hinata ask as she smiles at her boyfriend.
"I just thought you might like them." Sasuke said as he directs his gaze somewhere else.
"That is so sweet." Hinata said softly as she kisses Sasuke on the cheek.
A flask could be seen as the two glances at the doorway to the Hyuuga mansion, only to see Hinata's mother holding a camera in her hand with a smile on her face.
"You two look so adorable." She said as she pinches Sasuke's cheek.
'This is hell.' Sasuke thought as he allows Hinata's mother to pinch him.
"Mother, you are hurting Sasuke-kun's cheek." Hinata said as she rubs Sasuke's face with her palm.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist. Come Hinata, lets put those flowers in water." She exclaims as she pulls Hinata back into the house.
"You sure know how to make the Hyuuga women fall at your feet." A voice said from beside him.
"You aren't here to hassle me again are you Neji?" Sasuke asks as he stares at Hinata's cousin.
"No, just making conversation. What is it about you that makes the Hyuuga women like you so much?" Neji said as his gaze run up and down Sasuke's form.
"Didn't you know? I'm a great catch." Sasuke said with an arrogant grin.
Neji rolls his eyes.
"I don't see it." Neji said as he walks closer to Sasuke's body.
"You do know that you're being watch don't you?" Neji whispers.
"Yeah, but he won't succeed in his plans." Sasuke whispers back.
"Whatever. It's not my problem." Neji replies as he walks back into the Hyuuga mansion.
"This is my chance." Kiba said quietly as he aims his kunai towards the beehive on the tree branch on top of Sasuke's head.
'Sasuke will run away from the bees, leaving Hinata behind. Hinata will think that Sasuke ditched her and I will be there to console her. This plan is foolproof!' Kiba thought as he raises the kunai, only to freeze.
'My body, I can't move my body.' He thought as he saw Sasuke and Hinata walk away from his trap.
His body unfreezes and anger began to swell in his body.
"What the hell happened?" Kiba yells as he looks at the beehive, only to notice that said beehive was coming right at him.
"What? NO!" Kiba said as the beehive hit his face, breaking the hive open.
Hundred and hundreds of bees came out of the hive and targeted Kiba as its enemy. Kiba ran for his life towards the forest where he hopes he can find Shino to dispel the bees from attacking him.
"Good job, Shikamaru. Your shadow bind technique totally stopped Kiba in his tracks." Sakura exclaims as she climbs back down from the tree after throwing the beehive at Kiba.
"That is what I'm here for. Can we go now? This is troublesome." Shikamaru said as he puts on a bored face.
"Yeah. It's after lunch now. It's Ino's and Naruto's turn to watch Kiba. Come on, let's tell them their shift is coming." Sakura said as she grabs Shikamaru's hand and drags him towards the ramen bar.
Inside Sasuke's Apartment
"Sasuke-kun, what movie are we going to watch today?" Hinata asks as she watches her boyfriend put in a DVD into his DVD player.
"It's a horror movie." Sasuke said calmly as he walks back to Hinata and wraps his arms around her.
"I hope it's not too scary." She said as she snuggles against Sasuke's chest.
"Don't worry. I'm here." He said as the movie started.
Outside Sasuke's Apartment
'Stupid Sasuke thinks he can move in on my girl does he.' Kiba thought as he stares at the two of them through the window.
'What can I do to ruin their evening?' He thought as he sat down to think of a plan.
Kiba sat on Sasuke's front step for a while, trying to think of a good plan to break the two lovebirds apart.
"What is he doing?" Naruto asks as she stares at Kiba's form.
"He looks like he's thinking." Ino replies.
"He looks like he's constipated to me." Naruto answers back.
"He's been like that for fifteen minutes already." Ino said as she sighs in boredom.
"Wait, he looks like he's making his move." Naruto said as he hides further in the bush.
Kiba smiles as he hits his fist onto his palm.
'I know, I'll scare them! I'll cut the electrical wire, scare the two of them, protect Hinata since Sasuke is too scared to protect her and all will be well. It's fool proof!' Kiba thought as he started to climb Sasuke's roof to cut the wire.
"He's going to cut the wire." Naruto said quietly.
"Don't worry, I'll just use my technique and enter his body." Ino said as she started to create seals.
"Wait Ino. When you enter someone's body, there is a few seconds that the body holds no soul at all. Those few seconds can cause Kiba's body to fall off the roof and he can get hurt pretty bad." Naruto said as he let's go of Ino's wrist.
"Wow, Naruto. How did you know all of that?" Ino asks as she stares at him with surprise eyes.
"Shikamaru told me." Naruto replied.
"That figures." Ino replied.
What the two didn't know is that when they were talking, Kiba already cut the wires.
'Hah, that should do it. Now all I have to do is make a lot of noise and scare them. Too bad Akamaru isn't here. He could have done some howling or something.' Kiba thought as he started to grab two trashcan lids in his hands.
Walking towards Sasuke's apartment, Kiba began hitting the lids together, making a loud banging noise to surround the area.
When he stops, he hears no sound inside the apartment.
'What the hell, I guess I didn't make the sound loud enough.' He thought as he started to band the lids together again.
"Hey, kid. Stop that racket will ya!?" A man yelled from his window across the street.
"Why don't you make me ya old fart!?" Kiba replies back.
"Oh, I'll make ya." The man said as he threw a shoe out the window, which landed on Kiba's face.
"Damn it!" Kiba yelled as he threw the shoe back at the man's window, only to have it break.
"Opps." Kiba said as he ran to the back of Sasuke's apartment to continue his plan.
Kiba created a clone of himself and the both of them stood in front of one of Sasuke's window. Kiba took out a kunai and pretended to stab his clone while his clone screams bloody murder. The clone then slides down the window towards the floor. Kiba looks in the window and still hears nothing from the two.
'Man, how hard is it to scare people?' Kiba thought as he shook his head.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" A girl yells out of nowhere.
'That must be Hinata!' Kiba thought, as he was about to run into the apartment and save her only to stop in his track. Kiba head droops, only to later look up with a girlish smile.
"I guess you failed again, Kiba." Ino said inside of Kiba's body.
"What should we do with him?" Naruto asks.
"I'll leave his body and you use the sleeper hold on him. We will then take him home where he will sleep for 12 hours." Ino said as she cancels her jutsu.
Naruto presses a pressure point on Kiba's neck, causing him to fall asleep.
"Well, I guess that is that." Naruto said as he began to walk away.
"Hey Naruto, did you fix the wire?" Ino asks as she follows Naruto.
"Yeah. Shikamaru also taught me how to fix wires after I kind of rip his cable wire a few months back." Naruto replies as he and Ino disappear from sight.
What Kiba didn't know was that the scream wasn't Hinata, but the woman who lives across the street from Sasuke. She saw her window broken and she nearly burst her top. She looks towards the bed to see her husband sleeping. She knew that her husband had something to do with the shoe and the window, but she decided to wait until later to nag him about it.
Why is it that Hinata and Sasuke didn't react to Kiba's scare tactic? Well, once the lights were turn back on, the two could be seen on the couch. Sasuke lies on his back, as Hinata lays on top of him, fast asleep. It seems that the two slept through the whole ordeal. Poor Kiba.
-First off, I'm sorry that this was such a late update. School has been hell for me. Hope you all like this chapter.
-I know that their aren't any DVD's and DVD players in the Naruto world but lets just pretend there is. I mean, they do have a few machinery in the Naruto world so who knows; maybe they do have advance technology.
-Review! Hugs everybody.