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What to do when you are attacked by the Zerg.

The following is what different races should do when attacked by the Zerg.

Terran: Shoot like crazy. If you don't have a gun? RUN! And look for that useful little store, Bob's Guns. If you're with a hero (Raynor for example) turn to them for guidance (they have more health)

Protoss: Concentrate real hard, seriously, you'll need you're psionic abilities to confront the Zerg. But the running option's still available, unless you're surrounded, and if you happen to be on a Terran settlement get those gun's anyway, just remember, the trigger shoots a projectile out the hollow end, not the solid end, though you can use that to whack guys.

Zerg: WTF, Zerg killing Zerg, I guess it's possible, heck, it happens in Brood War, just, try killin' all your enemies, if you die, you're just a minion. Unless you're Kerrigan, in which case you'll either slaughter them, or bring them under your control. If you're a Cerebrate, or the current Overmind, then it's your minions' fault if you die. If you don't die, then give them a reward, let them eat those who they kill.

And finally,

You or Me: Don't really give a crap, it's just a game, and if it's in real life, email me at , and then you're on your own, you'll have to tell me because I gave you this useful guide to try to help you survive against the Zerg or just kill them and die in the process.

Now for a little story about the Zerg:

Once upon a time, on a strange, strange jungle planet called Aiur, A Protoss called Fenix killed some Zerg, and later on got killed by some different ones.

The End

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