Author's Notes: Thank you for the reviews! And now we present yet another installment. Have you figured the pairings yet? Don't be too sure. A crack might suddenly jump out! Oh and if anyone wants to suggest a Christmas song, you're welcome to do so. Now, onto the fic!

Standard Disclaimers Apply. Yes. As much as we would want to wake up with these people beside us, that would just be in our dreams.

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The Prince of Tennis Christmas Carols

Track Two: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Akutsu had enough. He was not going to sing another song. Not another damn one.

"Hoi! Akutsu nyah! Where are you going?"

He flinched as the acrobatic player – well one of them – decided to sling an arm around him. This… cat, person, whatever… was going to get it.

"You wouldn't want that wonderful smile on Taka-san's face to fade into a frown, don't you nyah?"

He gritted his teeth and saw in the corner of his eyes, he saw his childhood friend new the bar, smiling. Damn.

"I don't know what the next song is."

Kikumaru smiled triumphantly. "I have a copy. You can have it while we sing, nyah. Just don't let Taka-san down, okies?"

Did he mention how much he hated that day?

The Seigaku doubles player grinned at the helpless boy then turned to Wakato, signaling him to announce the next song.

"Did you like the first song, minna? I bet you did! So make way for our next song, The Twelve Days of Christmas S and F version!"

All: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Konomi gave to us…

Akutsu: Twelve Saekis bathing

The Rokkaku fukubuchou raised an eyebrow. Fuji smirked.

"Saa… now that's some sight to see."

Tachibana: Eleven Kiyosumis bouncing

"Tell me, Muromachi, do I bounce?"

Said Yamabuki player tried his best not to laugh.

Wakato: Ten Kajimotos bending

Two eyes met from across the room. The Jyosei Shounan buchou smirked. Wakato licked his lips.

Seductively.

Kurobane: Nine Kamios dancing

"Tell me, did Tachibana-san really help writing this? If so, how did he know that Akira loved dancing? And nine Kamios… one is definitely enough. Doesn't Tachibana-san know that? He's our buchou after…"

"Shinji, shut up."

Yuuta: Eight Mizukis flirting

The younger Fuji fought the urge to bang his head on the floor. One Mizuki flirting was enough… to have eight of them would mean the Apocalypse.

Somewhere in the room a sound was heard.

"Nfu..."

Eiji: Seven Akayas snoring

But Akaya doesn't snore. He actually…

Yanagi blushed. Things like those weren't supposed to be in his mind right now. He might…

"Feeling a little hot, Yanagi-sempai?"

Could he glare with his eyes closed?

Mukahi: Six Yuushis stripping… Yum…

And it was possible, Oshitari knew, Mukahi would ask for more than that.

All: Five purring Ryomas

"But Ryoma purrs only when…"

"Takeshi, if you want to reach home alive, shut the hell up!" the freshman said, voice dripping with venom.

Yagyuu: Four moaning Tezukas

"Hmm… does Tezuka really moan, Fuji?" asked a particularly teasing and sparkly eyed Saeki.

"Saa… would you want to find out for yourself, Sae?"

Eiji, Akutsu,
Kurobane, Yuuta: Three French-kissin' Fujis

"Now that is what I want to try too. Is that on the menu as well?" Saeki snickered, then stopped when he saw his other companion's reaction.

"Getting too many images in your mind, Tezuka?"

Saeki, the buchou knew, was not helping at all.

Mukahi, Tachibana,
Wakato, Yagyuu: Two Sanadas whipping.

"Never knew you had a whip, Genichiroh," Yukimura commented, a rare sly smile on his lips.

There was a deep red blush on the fukubuchou's cheeks.

"I was planning to use it later."

"Sou…"

All: And a Keigo atop of Ji--roh--!

There was silence.

Everyone waited for Atobe's reaction.

Three…

Two…

One…

Zero…

"But of course. Ore-sama will never be uke."

And Fuji could just chuckle. Atobe was still Atobe. Even if there was already something tainting his cheeks.

-Tsuzuku-