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The Prince of Tennis Christmas Carols

Track Three: I saw Tezuka kissin'…

Kikumaru grabbed the mike, not even waiting for all the applause and cat-calls to die down.

"This next song is dedicated to my one and only buchou, Tezuka Kunimitsu! No laps, okay, buchou?"

Eiji, Yagyuu: I saw Tezuka kissin' someone…

Underneath the mistletoe last night

Tachibana: He didn't see me creep, to the courts to have a peek.

"Oh, so it was on the courts ahn, Tezuka?"

Akutsu: He taught that I was tucked up with Takashi fast asleep--- WHAT THE FUCK?!

"Ii data, Taka-san. I never knew you shared something with Yamabuki's Akutsu."

"Fsshhh…"

Mukahi, Yuuta: Oh I saw Tezuka cuddle someone

Underneath those glaring spotlights

Kurobane, Wakato: Oh what a laugh it would have been

If everyone had only seen…

All: Tezuka kissing SHINJI last night!

Eiji: I saw it buchou. I did.

Saeki and Fuji's arms were around a very flushed stoic buchou. Saeki was grinning like a mad scientist, wiping away imaginary tears. Fuji was grinning widely too.

"I didn't know you had it in you, Tezuka! I'm so proud!" the tensai exclaimed, tightening his arms around the buchou.

Across the room, somewhere in the darkness, the ever mumbling Shinji was silent, mouth open.

Kamio stared at him, emotions in a jam. "But how, Shinji? When? Why? How could you do this to me, Shinji? Shinji, talk to me! SHINJI!"

This, Ishida thought, was the result of hanging too much around with Shinji.

-Tsuzuku-