Authors' Notes: We're back to humoring people! We worked hard for this and we hope you like it! Thanks to our wonderful reviewers!
Disclaimers: Belongs to the wonderful Konomi-sama. Song isn't ours as well. Only the revised one is ours.
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The Prince of Tennis Christmas Carols
Track Four: Guess who's coming to town?
"After that heartwarming performance by Yuuta-kun, we are back to humor you," said Mukahi, looking all refreshed.
Kurobane grinned. "So give it up for our next song, Guess who's coming for Christmas!"
Wakato: You'd better watch out
You'd better not die
Eiji: You'd better not die
We're telling you why…
All: Mizuki is coming to town!
Fuji groaned. Of all the people in the entire universe, why him?
"Nfu."
Tachibana: He's making a list
And twirling his hair twice
Saeki snickered. Yuuta was squirming. He glanced at the tensai near him and he laughed. Yes. More squirming. Come to think about it, not even Atobe and Tezuka looked like they appreciated the thought flashing in their mind.
"Nfu."
Kurobane: He's gonna find out who's naughty
And who's got spice
All: Mizuki is coming to town!
Mukahi: He sees you when you're sleeping
And knows who you've been sleeping with
"Choutaroh? What's wrong? You're red."
"B-B-Betsuni, Shishido-san."
The dash specialist wanted to laugh at the blush on Ohtori's face. Just too cute and too obvious.
Yagyuu: He knows if you are good or bad
So be good, be very good in bed!
"Nfu." Naturally, Mizuki thought. He was skilled in such things; therefore he deserved skilled partners, too.
Yuuta: You'd better be hot
You'd better be sly
Nfu. Yes, Yuuta-kun. I think you already pass the qualifications. His eyes scanned the room, grinning at the sight around him. Though this room is too full of qualified… participants. Nfu.
Akutsu: You'd better be able to come
We're telling you why…
"Fsshhh…"
"Kaidoh, why did you fall?"
"Fsshhh… Just lost my balance, Inui-sempai."
"Oh? Interesting."
All: Mizuki is coming…
Mizuki is coming…
Mizuki is coming…
… to town!
They waited for an outstanding applause. Well, Eiji did not expect one from Fuji for one. But they didn't expect only one person applauding.
Mizuki.
"Ara? Where's everyone?" asked Tachibana. The place was deserted save for the band and Mizuki.
Wakato, Mukahi, Eiji and Yagyuu snickered but said nothing. Well, the thought scared the hell out of people didn't it? They were geniuses.
Yuuta shrugged. He would've done what the others have, if only he wasn't on stage. The thought of Mizuki knowing everything was indeed very scary.
Even scarier than Inui knowing everything. Or Fuji.
He paused. No, scratch that. Nothing or no one is scarier than Aniki.
"Nfu."
-Tsuzuku-