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The Prince of Tennis Christmas Carols

Track Five: Bouncy old… who?!

"Now that we have everyone back," said a sweat-dropping Tachibana. "We will now proceed to our next song… Jolly Old St. Nicholas – Remix!"

The opening notes of the song hit the speakers. Ishida stared at his captain. Seriously, he was considering that ole dot-in-the-head (no one knows he had nicknamed Tachibana like that and he didn't want him to know) was captured by aliens and this one was a mere clone.

Yuuta: Bouncy old Kiyosumi
Lean your ear this way

"First I'm bouncy, now I'm old!" Sengoku turned to his companions. "Tell me, do I look old?!"

Tachibana: Don't you tell a single soul
What we're gonna say

Yup, Ishida thought. Captured by aliens.

Mukahi: Someone's getting laid soon
Now you dear old man

"Do I look old?!"

Akutsu: We'll whisper who it is to you
We'll tell you all we can

Whisper? Echizen thought, emptying his ninth can of Ponta. How could they whisper while singing?

Kurobane: When the clock strikes twelve
And everyone's fast asleep

Eiji: To their room you'll creep
Recording while you peep

"Now I'm a hentai?! Decide will you?!"

Minami snickered. Who would've thought that his usually laid back and easy going fukubuchou would be affected by a song?

Wakato: All the clothes you will find
Scattered on the floor

Kiriyama was a little red in the face. "Wakato-san should stop singing such…"

"Perverted lyrics?" offered Kouhei who was grinning ear to ear, obviously amused.

"Aa…"

Yagyuu: Careful not to make a noise
Or you'll burn in Mordor(1)

The Fudomine bunch blinked. Mordor? They all thought. That means Tachibana-san was also writing the lyrics…

Sakurai shook his head. Ishida was right. Captured and brain washed by aliens but Tachibana-san's love for LOTR never waned.

Akutsu, Mukahi,
Tachibana: Muromachi wants a copy

And so does the Jimmies

The Yamabuki buchou raised an eyebrow. How did he get dragged in to this?

Eiji, Wakato
Yuuta: And for Kita and Nitobe

You should have a recopy!

Yagyuu, Kurobane: And now you're all curious
Just like Taichi

"Boku desu?"

All: But you never thought that Akutsu Jin just got laid
By Kawamura Takashi!

Complete silence followed the fading notes. The other members of the band were inching away from a flaming and enraged Akutsu. The bomb was ticking, waiting to explode.

Three…

Two…

One…

Zero…

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK WAS EVERYONE DOING, POKING AT MY DAMN PRIVATE LIFE?! WHO WROTE THAT DAMNED PART?! HE IS GOING TO FUCKING BURN IN HELL WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH HIM!"

As for Kawamura…

Tezuka, who had been sitting nearest to the burning boy, turned around.

"Fuji, water please. Kawamura is down."

Saeki chuckled despite the situation. Tezuka sounded like a doctor and cop combined. He turned his attention to the ruckus on the stage. Everything was getting really interesting.

I wonder what they will cook up for Rokkaku…

"Saeki, get me a fan, stat!"

He was right. "Hai, Tezuka-sensei."

And Tezuka glared.

-Tsuzuku-

Oh, some notes: (1) Mordor is the mountain in LOTR which can burn the ring, blah blah…; (2) Sorry for the language. It's just we think that's how Akutsu would react.