Author's note: This is the work of my little sister Culare who is too young to post her own fanfiction, so she has so share my account until next May. Anyway, she liked my idea for LOTR Christmas songs, which wasn't even my idea in the first place, because I just saw some on and some LOTR fan website, so I liked the idea. Anyway, these's are Culare's. Once again, please no flames. Both of us will take criticism better if it is serious and not a ramble of swearing. But funny reviews and complimenting reviews are always nice, silly as they may be! Thank you, previous reviewers! I love reading reviews! Okay, I'll stop boring you all with my tedious writing and let you read my sister's Christmas carols.
Disclaimer: Culare and I don't own Lord of the Rings, that would be Mister Tolkein who does. She also doesn't own any of these Christmas songs, and neither do I. In fact, I have no idea who wrote them. And we don't own the idea for LOTR carols. Enjoy!
O Come, All Ye Valar
O come, all ye Valar,
Magical and elven,
O come ye, O come ye to Cormallen.
Come and behold him,
See the mighty Ringbearer,
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
Frodo the Hobbit.
Sing, choirs of Entwives,
Sing cuio i Pheriain anann,
Sing, all ye citezins of Caras Galadon.
Glory to Manwë,
And Yavanna, glory!
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
Frodo the Hobbit.
Yea, Halfling we greet thee,
Destroyed the Precious this morning,
Frodo, to thee be the Evenstar given;
Word of Illuvatar,
Now being carried by Gwaihir,
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
Frodo the Hobbit.
Joy to the Shire
Joy to the Shire! The Took has come;
Let Hobbiton receive its fool;
Let every heart prepare him room,
And hope he doesn't break anything,
And hope he doesn't break anything,
And hope! And hope he doesn't break anything.
Joy to the Shire! Lord Pippin reigns;
Let hobbits cook more food!
While breads and meats, rolls, pies, and chocolates
Look out, 'cause here comes Pippin,
Look out, 'cause here comes Pippin,
Look out! Look out, 'cause here comes Pippin.
He breaks plates and paintings with truth and grace,
And makes the other hobbits fearful
That everyone should steer clear of him
And beware when he carries a sword,
And beware when he carries a sword,
And beware! Beware when he carries a sword.
Rockin' around Shelob's Lair
Rockin' around Shelob's Lair,
Have a happy Gollum today,
'Tis the season to eat hobbits,
DECK! Orodruin with Frodo's mithril,
Rockin' around Shelob's lair,
Have a happy Gollum today!
O Fireworks
O fireworks, O fireworks,
Beware of Merry and Pippin.
O fireworks, O fireworks,
Little hobbit children love them.
Thou art a dragon in Bilbo's honor,
And to remind him of his journey,
O fireworks, O fireworks,
Now we must listen to Bilbo's speech.
Gandalf the White is Coming to Town
Oh, you'd better not look in palantirs,
You'd better not drop things!
You'd better not swear allegence to Denethor,
Gandalf the White is coming to town.
He sees when Frodo is still alive,
He knows that Merry is dancing,
He knows if Sauron's been good or evil,
So be good for Gandalf's sake!
Oh, you'd better not look in palantirs,
You'd better not drop things!
You'd better not swear allegence to Denethor,
Gandalf the White is coming to town.