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And now, chapter two!
"Speech" "Thoughts"
After introductions, Shinobu showed Naruto to his room. Keitaro would have shown him, if only he wasn't so clumsy....
Geez, the guy fell. Even I could tell it was an accident. He slipped and fell face first into Naru's breasts. Accidents happen. Now if Ero-Sennin did it, I would have given Naru full permission to knock the hell out of him....
Naruto was appalled at Naru's strength; he only thought Tsunade was strong like that. He was freaked out, to put it simply. I mean, he has seen Jiraiya fly through the door many times, but the ROOF?!!
Damn, Keitaro got clubbed. Hard.
"Ummm...Naruto, right?" Shinobu decided to speak up.
"Yeah."
"If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?"
"The Hidden Village of Konoha. I'm a ninja."
Now this caught Shinobu off guard, she always thought ninjas were dark, shadowy people with dark hair. People like Sasuke. She had no idea ninjas could have blonde hair...
"I see. Ummm...does the blonde hair make hard on you?"
Naruto laughed, "Nah. Many people think so. I'm a good ninja, I'm still alive, see?"
Shinobu giggled, "I noticed. Unless you vanish like a ghost now."
He did vanish. She stood there, about to freak out until she heard, "Turn around."
She hesitated at first, but she did turn, and there he was, smirking. She looked at him, and then hit his arm playfully.
"You do that again, and you get no food. I'm the cook here, and I'm sure you're hungry. At least I know you're a real ninja..."
Naruto's eyes grew in size. She's the cook?!!! I shouldn't have done that, now I'm gonna starve...again. I'm so screwed.
"Don't worry, I won't starve you. Yet."
"Not funny."
"Kidding. Now what do you want to eat?"
"Ramen! It's my favorite food! I don't care what kind, I like them all!"
So he likes ramen...interesting. Although I have no idea why I'm playing around with him so much, I'm normally shy and stuff. I guess he has that effect on people. Not to mention he's good looking.... Stop it Shinobu, you gotta cook, and on top of that, you're starting to blush, gotta make a run for it....
"Uh, I gotta go cook. See ya." And she was gone with that.
Naruto stood there for a while; he had no time to respond to her hasty retreat.
She's nice. She has a great body. Very nice curves. Her chest is not bad either...DAMN YOU ERO-SENNIN! Your bad habits are rubbing off on me. She kinda reminds me of Hinata-chan though, she's shy. Hinata-chan also has a great body....DAMMIT!
Good job Jiraiya....
I guess I'll explore the house now...
Naruto left his room, turned the corner....
...and saw Su waiting for him.
"Play with me!"
"Ok. I can play until dinner is served!" Delicious food. You will be mine soon.
"YAY! Outside we go!"
Naruto followed Su outside to play, and this is where we see what Jiraiya is up to....
Jiraiya was currently drinking sake with Kitsune. He was doing well may I add.
"So what do you do?" Kitsune asks.
"I write novels."
"What kind?"
"Not telling. I'm also a very talented ninja."
"I see, and would your ninja skills have any connection to your writings?" Kitsune asked with a wink. She had no idea how close she was....
"They're a source of inspiration, so to speak." Right. Keep telling yourself that. Using your skills to peek at naked women is nothing to be proud of....
"I see."
"I gotta run. I have to check out the house (girls)." And he was gone.
He's got money, now I gotta swindle him out of it. Kitsune thought.
Jiraiya walked the house looking for Mutsumi again. I have to see those nice, firm breasts again! He has his goals set....
He found her, much to his pleasure.
"Hello, Mutsumi. How are you?" Oh wonderful breasts!
"Hello, how are you?" She was eating watermelon.
"Fine." Great cuz I see your breasts up close!
"That's good. Say, do you like watermelons?"
"I love melons!" Especially the ones on you!
"Do you want some?"
"Yes. I would love some watermelon to eat." I would love a glass of milk too....
Jiraiya was very confident he wouldn't be caught, this girl didn't expect a thing! However, his good streak was about to end....
Naru had walked in, saw what Jiraiya was looking at, gritted her teeth, and launched Jiraiya through the roof. Ow. Naru looked at Mutsumi with a quizzical look.
"Do you have any idea what he was doing Mutsumi?"
"Being nice? He is a nice guy Naru. He was gonna eat watermelon with me."
"Forget I asked Mutsumi..."
"Alright then."
Meanwhile, Naruto and Su were playing tag, until they saw a figure with long white hair fly out the roof.
"Looks like Naru got your grandpa."
Naruto sweatdropped. "Damn. She got him good." Oh boy, Jiraiya's gonna need a full-body cast before we leave here.....
End of Chapter Two! Sorry if Shinobu seems OOC. As she thought, Naruto has those effects on people. Anyway, leave me a review! I appreciate comments on the fic. Thanks!