Heheh, instead of making an alternate ending, I started a sequel! (Thanks for the comment, Litefantastic. And EVERYONE else who reviewed, some of you even did it multiple times!)
Kaede looked suspiciously down the street. No one there. She looked the other way. No one.
She slipped out of the light screen door, and into the night. She carefully threaded her way through the various garbage cans (in feudal Japan?) to a clearing, surrounded by pine trees.
A pink polka dotted sign read, "Committee for All the Nutters Out There Who Want to Become Placemats." Erm. Okaaaaaaaay.
Kaede smiled beatifically at the small group. "Have you decided what color you want to be, Inuyasha?"
"No," Inuyasha replied sullenly. "I can't decide between pink, or purple striped with lime green."
"Oh, that's a bummer," Kaede said sympathetically. "Kikyo?"
"Eh, I've narrowed it down," Kikyo shrugged. "Poor Naraku, though. He can't decide. He wants navy blue, but he's really a pastel kind of person, don't you think?"
Um. Anyways...
"Ooh," Kaede said, and began addressing the rest of the group, which included Sango, Miroku, Sesshomaru, Rin, Kikyo, Inuyasha, Naraku, Kanna, and Hakkudoshi. "Well, let's get down to business, then..."
A/N: What have I done this time??? Well... I personally have no idea! More later!