AN: Um, sorry I haven't updated for a while! Yeppers. Never mind they're so short. Also, I just thought about Kanna moonwalking... and I cracked up. Tee hee.
...a large walnut dropped from the sky, hitting the ground and changing the plot exactly zero. Anyway, Kaede picked up the food and put it near the rock. Then, she tapped Naraku discreetly on the shoulder. He looked at her, and put a finger to his lips: "Sshh." Kaede bit back the urge to laugh, but she couldn't.
She yelled, "Everybody, STOP!" Everybody stared at her and made shushing motions. Kaede went on. "Come BACK! Check! Do you have the food?!"
"Yes," Naraku hissed, looking down. "Of course I do."
Kaede got similar reactions from everybody. "YOU'RE ALL HAVING HALLUCINATIONS!"
"No," Kikyo said, clearly puzzled. "We're not. We all have food with us."
Kaede wrinkled her brow in confusion. What what what??
Everyone moonwalked to the rock, and one by one placed their meals there. Kaede followed suit, placing the REAL food there.
"Kaede, what are you doing? You don't have any food," Miroku said, looking at Kaede.
"???" Kaede stared at him. "Of course I do!"
"No," Miroku said, looking at her closely. "What are you talking about?"
"Never mind," Kaede said quickly. Well, one way or another, the food had been transported. Now they had to wait. "Let's go back behind those bushes."
Everyone complied, and they crouched down in wait. Soon, Shippo came out from some plothole or other, and saw the feast.
"My, how yummy this looks!" he said, his voice sounding oddly fake and cheerful. He rolled his eyes in the direction of the bushes. "I think I'll eat it!"
He chomped down on the walnut, and began eating. Soon enough, a remarkable change began to occur. His tail changed to green, and... so did the rest of him. Sesshomaru looked quickly at the walnuts, then at his own hand. Suddenly, Shippo was an asparagus! Erm... yeah.
"Why do I have to get all the nasty side effects?" Shippo grumbled, before his face changed into a horrified expression. "Oh, no! I have changed into an asparagus. Whatever shall I do?"
Kaede smirked obliviously, and led the small group away.
"Wow, cool!" Kikyo said enthusiastically.
"But..." Hakudoshi said faintly. Everyone looked at him. He cleared his throat and went on. "I think the effects will wear off in 24 hours."
"Good!" Sesshomaru wimpered; he, too, had been changed into an asparagus. Delayed reaction, I suppose.
"I said it would wear off for Shippo," Hakudoshi said. "Not for you, Fluffs. Your... um... hair makes it impossible for you to change back..."
"NOO!" Sesshomaru screamed pathetically.
"I didn't say it was impossible," Hakudoshi snapped. "You just need assistance... from the Society for All the Nutters Out There Who Want to Become Screwdrivers."
"NO!" Sesshomaru howled. "Midoriko is ugly!"
"You don't have any choice in the matter," Hakudoshi said. He was loving this, you could tell. "Come on now, I hear they live... um... over there..."
He pointed lamely ten feet away, where a small group was huddled.
"Well, let's go!" Kagome said enthusiastically. She led her group over to the other... um.. group.