A/N: If you read the ToS Carols, this is where the idea originated.

Yes... I wrote this before that...

Disclaimer: I don't own anything somebody else does.

A ToS Christmas

"ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY BUDDEH GAVE TO ME!! TWELVE TOY KENDAMAS! ELEVEN ELVEN SWORDS!! TEN LIFE BOTTLES!! NINE MAGIC LENSES!! EIGHT APPLE GELS!! SEVEN SUPER STAVES!! SIX PALMA POTIONS!! FIVE... GOLDEN CHAKRAMS!! FOUR SANDWICHES!! THREE GIANT AXES!! TWO TWIN-SWORDS!!

AND A NAME FOR THE GIANT KHARLAN TREE!!"

"SHUT YER FACE, TWERP!!" The singing twelve-year-old had a pillow flung at his head.

"I was done anyway."

The Chosen of Tethe'alla groaned something more, and then used a big fluff of blankets as his pillow.

"Come on, it's Christmas!"

"You're not getting any Christmas presents, ya know. So you can go back to sleep," Lloyd murmured.

"I know. But it's Christmas! And you still gotta confess--"

"Shut-up and go back to sleep!" A second pillow was chucked at his head, this time Lloyd being guilty.

"Hmph, fine." Genis took both pillows and snuggled them on the floor. A chorus came from both males.

"Give back our pillows!"

But he remained on the floor, pretending to sleep, while trying to suppress his snickering.

"GENIS!!"

When everyone had actually woken up, no one really considered that it was Christmas. (Besides everyone being extra nice to each other.) The calm was broken by a knock on the door.

"I'll get it." Sheena walked to the door. "Hello, may I help you?"

A waitress was standing there, with two plates of cookies in her hands. "Compliments of the inn." She put them into Sheena's hands, who fumbled them, almost dropping them. "Have a nice day." The door was shut and the employee left.

"Wow, cookies!" Genis went to grab one when his sister pulled on the back of his shirt.

"Last thing you need is sugar."

"But it's Christmas!" Eyes going extremely bubbly, she couldn't resist and released her death grip.

"Can I have a cookie, Sheena?" he squeaked in an excited voice as he rushed over.

"He-help yourself, I don't have any extra hands." She held out her arms slightly to show it.

He grabbed one and took off.

Setting down the plates on a table, Sheena stared at the cookies, mouth already starting to drool. "Well, wonder how they taste." She took a bite, and set the remains of the cookie down. "Uh... that kind's no good."

"I'll try one!" The Chosen of Sylvarant took a cookie and nibbled on the end. "Umm... it's okay..." Grimacing, she finished it off to be polite.

"You guys just don't know the great taste of a cookie!" Lloyd got up and grabbed one. He munched on it for three seconds before tossing it across the room. "Gah! That's not a cookie, it's... a rock!"

The cookie that had flown across just so happened to crash into the back of Zelos' head. He turned around quickly. "Okay, who was that?"

"Um... oops..." Lloyd said under his breath.

"Why you!..." Grabbing a cookie, he chucked it at Lloyd's forehead. "That's what you get for getting crumbs in my hair!"

"Uh oh." Raine took shelter behind the fake Christmas Tree in the room, followed by Presea and Regal.

"Hey, he didn't try it!" The summoner joined by tossing a cookie at the hotheaded Chosen.

"Psst, Colette," Raine motioned to the angel, and she walked over.

"What is it Raine?"

"Hide." Raine pulled on her clothing to tug her back behind the tree.

"Ooh... Sheena! So it's all about Lloyd! You love him more than me! Woe is me!" In his act for attention, he aimed a cookie for Lloyd, but it missed.

"You. Are. DEAD!" The victim of the shot, Genis took a cookie and it marked its target, Zelos' nose covered in sugar and crumbs.

"Oh, it is so on."

"And a cookie fight ensued.

Many a gallant soldier fought in the Great Christmas Cookie War, stopping the tyranny of the Chosen of Tethe'alla.

In the path of destruction, only a few brave soldiers survived... resting without strength in a meadow of Christmas cookie crumbs...

Which didn't taste any good anyway--"

Kratos: How much of this book did you want me to read?

Genki: Uh, the whole thing.

Kratos: It's 629 pages. -.-;

Genki: It's the history of the Great Christmas Cookie War. ::rolls eyes:: Duh!

Kratos: I thought you didn't specialize in History.

Genki: AKA, it's one of my worst classes next to Science. T-T Anyway, FINISH THE BOOK!

Kratos: Not likely. ::chucks book on floor and leaves::

Genki: No WAY! Come baaaaaaack!!

On the floor laid the four "gallant soldiers," with cookies and crumbs everywhere. The others hiding behind the tree hadn't noticed, because they were way into the Uno game they had started.

A/N:

Missing: Kratos Aurion.

Age: Over 4,000 years, looks about late twenties.

Description: Looks like a purple grasshopper with occasional sapphire wings.

If found call--

Kratos: ::runs in:: I AM NOT A GRASSHOPPER!!

Genki: Hurray for cheezy I-wasnt-going-to-give-away-my-actual-phone-number-so-fear-me-HAH! entrance! ::glomps Kratos:: Now finish that book!

Kratos: . . . I'm afraid not. ::pulls off clinging Genki and leaves::

Genki: WAIT! ::chases after::