Ok this chapter USED to be in play format, but because does not accept scripts I changed it. But now it has only dialogue... whatever... (Thanks Fred the Mutant Pickle) Also, I realized Kaede got mysteriously dumped somewhere. Ohhh well.

WARNING: CONTAINS CROSSOVERS INTO MIDDLE-EARTH!!!

Fluffy said, "I'm all better now! Wheeeeee!"

Inuyasha replied, "Hey there sweetie."

Fluffy wailed. "Waah! You're scaring me!!!"

Kikyo sighed and said, "So now what do we do?"

Kagome looked disgusted. "Let's just give up on the whole Shippo thing. It was getting pointless anyway."

"Indeed," Hakudoshi said.

Fluffy skipped along.

"Hey there sweetie!" Inuyasha called after him.

"Indeedy-do!" Naraku said vigorously. "And I'm gonna make another placemat!"

"Hey there sweetie."

"What color?!?!?" Kagome, as usual, was hyper. "Ooooh! I love Dr. Raskop." (DO NOT ASK who Dr. Raskop is. Inside author joke, and even she doesn't get it. Eh heh.)

"Who's Dr. Raskop?" Hakudoshi asked.

"A really annoying eighth-grade honors science teacher," Kagome replied.

"Hey there sweetie."

Naraku said peppily, "We need to have an emergency Pony Pal meeting. Without Eve. Everyone bring an idea, 'k?"

Note: this is from the Pony Pals books by Jeanne Betancourt, and the Pony Pals always write down their idea for a problem and stuff their faces with brownies.

"An idea for what?" Hakudoshi asked curiously.

"I don't know... anything!!! Meet at Off Main Diner at noon, okay?" Naraku said.

"Errrrrm... alright..." Hakudoshi said uncertainly.

"Hey there sweetie."

::Noon::

"Does everyone have an idea?" Naraku queried.

"Yessss," everyone responded.

EVERYONE'S IDEAS

Sango: Have a boomerang party, and then throw... boomerangs.

Miroku: Have a shopping party at Macy's!

Sesshomaru: Talk to Midoriko and explain we were not trespassing on her land. Then invite her to a tea party with mostly adults to make up for it and bake a cake shaped like a business card.

Rin/Jaken: Sesshomaru keeps turning into a walnut, so we should split into groups of two and look for any more in the area. If we find any, blow one blast on our Pony Pal whistles. If we get lost, blow two blasts.

Kikyo: Go to Naraku's Nite Club.

Inuyasha: Heyyyyy there sweetie. Go to Holiday Inn and order room service.

Naraku: Go find some random anime/book we can cross over into.

Kanna: I don't have any, I'm boring.

Hakudoshi: Tell Kagura we're sorry we blew up half of the Sengoku Jidai. Make a card and have everyone sign it.

Kagome: End this story finally!!!!! (NOOO WAAAAAAY!!!)

"Kagome, that's a dumb idea. You are basically asking for your own destruction!" Kikyo wailed.

"Oh, never thought of it that way," Kagome replied airily.

"So anyway, which idea is best?" Kikyo said, disapprovingly.

Naraku said, "Well, I like Sesshy's idea."

There was general agreement.

Suddenly, Kikyo said, "We must flee! No fly! No flee! Fly! Flee! Nooooo fly you foooools!" She dropped mysteriously into a pit full of hungry Balrogs.

"Well, Naraku, you got your wish. Look's like it's your idea now, we've crossed into Middle Earth. Sorry Fluffs, we can do your idea later," Kikyo announced.

Frodo suddenly popped up. "Hello, welcome to Middle Earth. I'll be your tour guide for the day."

"EEEEEEEEP! You're not a sweetie, you're a creepo!" Inuyasha shrieked.

Sam popped up. "I agree with Mr. Frodo."

"On what?" Frodo asked.

"Uhh..."

"Anyway. Where do you want to go first??" Frodo asked them.

"Minas Tirith!" Kagome said instantly.

"Alrighty, to the palace of the king with the crazy mind!" Frodo yelled.

A plot hole opened and everyone stepped in – they reappeared in Minas Tirith, in the chamber of Denethor.

"Whooo be these folk?" Denethor asked.

"Hi!" Faramir said bouncily.

"Hmmmm. Crazy hyper people," observed Hakudoshi.

"I thought you were dead!" Denethor exclaimed.

"Meee?" everyone asked curiously.

"No! You!" Denethor said.

"Meeee?"

"Never mind. So, I see you've gained weight."

"Meeee?"

"But I've been cutting carbs lately!" Faramir protested, his brows knitting.

"Never mind," Denethor said hastily. "And you, I see you've been following my advice about the meatballs lately."

"Meeee?"

"Erm, never mind..."

"Let's go somewhere else now," Kikyo said hastily.

"Indeed. To Rohan!" Kagome exclaimed.

A plot hole opened...

A/N: Sorry about the crossover... I just felt like it! (-)apologizes(-)