Author's Note: SORRY I haven't written anything in a long, long, long, long time! Uh... yeah! Sorry! This is just more aimless rambling.

Disclaimer: There's a reason this is called fanfiction.. (haha, I stole my friend's disclaimer)

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...and then, suddenly, the plot switched back because the author got bored. Ahem.

"Where are we?" Kikyo asked, surveying their new surroundings. Kaede, who had long since been ditched, was floating with her new Nike brand shoes in some other author's "least favorite characters" list.

"I dunno. But Frodo and Sam got ditched," Miroku observed.

Shyly, Fluffy mumbled, "I think we should go to a noodle house."

"Whyever would you think THAT?!" Hakudoshi demanded incredulously. "However, I think it's a great idea!" He sipped some invisible tea.

Naraku watched Hakudoshi sip his invisible tea for a few minutes, then looked skyward so he would up this story's word count a little. Then he looked earthward, before saying, "I think we should write a story."

"Wow! Great idea!" Hakudoshi enthused. From behind him, Kagura coughed oddly, sounding something like "suck-up."

"Okay then. This story needs some direction, so we might as well," Kikyo muttered. "First off, let's define some characters. Anybody?"

Obediently the group sat down in a little circle, and held hands.

"I have an idea," Kagome said serenely. "How about a story 'bout an evil half-demon?"

"The word is 'youkai'," Inuyasha corrected her promptly. "Say it with me: yooooooooooh-kayyyyy."

"Yooooooooooh-kayyyyy," Kagome repeated, before continuing. "And this, um, yooooooooooooh-kayyy's name is... Kaede!"

"No, that's dumb!" Kagura grumbled. "We need something stupid like Kaede-chan or something."

"I love it! KAEDE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!" Kagome shrieked. Then she remembered that she had to be serene. She calmly said, "So, there's Kaede-chan, and she has two dog ears because she's half a hamster yooooh-kayy--"

"Hamster pee smells yucky," Kanna commented quietly.

"--and long, white hair," Kagome continued peacefully. "She's perfect in every way, too. Everyone likes her."

Everyone except Kagome coughed suggestively, "Mary-Sue!"

"How about she has a friend, too?" Sango said, looking very interested. "How about, um, a taijiya named, erm, Sungo?"

Taijiya means demon slayer, if you don't know

"Sungo! I love it!" Miroku beamed.

Suddenly, Sesshomaru, who had run away across the rainbow, sped by on his jet ski, screaming, "END THIS STORY, YOU FOOLS!"

"And Sungo is, um, this girl who's about seventeen years old and she has a demon exterminator's outfit and a little kitty named, uh, Kirata," Sango continued. "And she's really nice and strong and smart--"

"Hm. That name sorta reminds me of someone," Kagome said thoughtfully. "Doesn't it, Kikyo?"

"Yeah," Kikyo mumbled obliviously, staring at the non-existent hawks on the horizon. Because, you know, hawks don't live in Japan. "Reminds me of.... Kagura?"

More suggestive coughing.

-Fin.