"Are we there yet?" Flame was having an obnocsious moment...again...
"No." said Aragorn.
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we-"
"NO!"
"Ok...jeez...I was only asking..."
Aragorn, with a puzzled expression, turned to Legolas, who mearly shruged and looked quite amused.
"So..." said Flame, growing very bored with the whole riding-in-silence thing. "What's Rohan look like?"
Aragorn was getting annoyed. "You'll see when we get there."
"Oh I get it. You don't remember!"
Aragorn was completely fed up. "Think what you will..." he mumbled.
Flame ignored him. "Hey Leggy (as she had taken to calling Legolas), what's Rohan look like?"
"My name is Legolas, not 'Leggy'-"
"And you're Prince of Mirkwood, yes, we know, we've heard it a billion times already...but what does Rohan look like??"
"Ugh!!" was his reply.
Flame, being the smartass she was, decided to play upon this. "Really? Well what does 'Ugh' look like?" she giggled.
"I say we just leave the brat here..." Legolas said.
"Nooooooo! You can't leave me here! If you do, I'll never get to tell you what I was supposed to!"
"What?" She had caught everyone off guard.
"I'm supposed to tell you guys something!"
"I thought you said-" Aragorn began but was cut off by Flame.
"Forget what I said. Lies and nonsense."
"But..." Aragorn was overcome by realisation. Stupid realisation, but realisation, none the less. "Why did you say it then?" he asked, thinking he already knew the response.
"Well, let's see. Reason one:...um...wait, what was reason one again...hmm..."
"I say we should leave her here." Legolas said again.
"Oh yea, that was reason one: So you guys wouldn't leave me stranded in the middle of god knows where without 3 strange men I barley know. Reason two: I have found that sob stories increase—whoa...nevermind about reason two, it's not important..." Then she noticed they were stopped. "Wait, why did we stop?" 'Because you're a stupid git.' She told herself.
They all stared at her.
"You're about to start laughing, aren't you?"
Indeed they were. And did.
"Err! I'm gonna—um...nevermind..." She was about to say "I'm gonna clobber you!" but remembered Aragorn's sword and thought against it. "Dumb gits...Right..so..can we get moving again? Maybe?"
Their laughter died down and on they went.
Bored, Flame started humming Led Zeplin's Stairway to Heaven.
They rode in silence for a while untill they sky darkened. Then they stopped to make camp.
