-Alright, this is it- Asuma stood in front of a tall house.- You three are to take care of two important seniors here until their real bodyguards come back.
-Wow, they have bodyguards? They must be pretty rich! – Ino smiled excitedly.
-.....I guess we can say that.....but well I have to go, go ahead and knock they must be expecting you.
-Alright! - Ino cheered- Let's have some fun guys!
-Oh and one more thing...try and please those two on anything okay? That's just a little advice. Their sensei said and then left.
Ino excitedly knocked the door, and after some seconds a soft voice from inside told them to come in, so she slowly opened it, and what a beautiful place that was, it had a traditional Japanese theme and it looked really elegant.
-Wow, it's beautiful!- Ino grasped, Chouji just looked around with his mouth wide open in amazement.
-( This means we'll have nothing to do but to watch these geezers....sounds good to me...I don't feel in the mood for fighting today.)- Shikamaru thought while spotting the couple keeled in front of them while drinking some tea.- ( I just hope their not troublesome.)
-So...are you the ones that are gonna take care of us?- The old man asked without bothering on turning around.
-Yes sir!- Ino said happily while taking off her sandals, the other two did the same.
-Oh we're so glad you're here- The old lady said sweetly while turning around, her eyes widened as she spotted something or better said, somebody.
She quickly stood up and ran up to them.- Grandson! My little baby! You're finally back!- The woman cried while giving Shikamaru a big hug.- But look, you've grown a lot! And you're skinny now, how did that happened Fumimaro-san?
-Looks like she likes you- Ino laughed along with Chouji.
- (This woman is totally out of her mind....)-Shikamaru thought horrified-(This has to be a joke...)
-Huh?- The old man said while looking at Ino, who gave the old lady a confused look.
-My little baby you're back!My dear granddaughter, I knew you would be back!- The old man ran and hugged the even more confused Ino.- Old woman look! Yuki-san is back!
-Old man, our babies are back! See told you!- The old woman said now hugging Ino, and the old man hugging Shikamaru; then they both pulled them towards the rug. Chouji started to laugh his ass off.
- ( Okay, this is getting off hand now...this old fags are completely confusing my friends with somebody...they're insane...)- Chouji thought while looking at a picture of two kids, that was on a wall, they did kinda look similar to Shikamaru and Ino, but not to confuse them like THAT.
-Hey lady let go, you're confusing me with somebody- Shikamaru said angrily while trying vainly to run away from the woman.
-Hush! Shikamaru! Don't ruin these poor people happiness, this is convenient!- Ino whispered while sitting on the rug along with the old man.
-(Damn, what's on her mind now? Shit! Now this is troublesome...) - Shikamaru thought while the old lady squeezed him.
-Hey you!- The old man called Chouji- Make yourself of some use and bring our babies something to eat!
-No way old man, I'm not your servant here! – Chouji said angrily
-Huh? How dare you refuse? If you don't do as we say we won't pay you!
-But....
-Go! – Ino ordered with an evil smile.
Twenty minutes later......
The old guys had turn on the TV, and what they watched? The Teletubies! - Oh, aren't you entertained my dear grandson?- The old lady rubbed Shikamaru's head- We're finally together....
-Yeah....right...- He said after his fifty two yawn, he had been counting them in order of not falling asleep.
-Here (pant)....Here (pant)....here is your candy- Chouji came back from the kitchen for his seventy fourth time with two bowls on his hands, at this rate he might have lost ten pounds already.
-Look what I have for you my baby- The old woman said while holding the candy on her hand- Some exquisite chocolate!
-Chocolate?- Shikamaru asked terrified-( Damn it! Now what? I'm allergic to chocolate!)- He thought while remembering the times he almost died with the vomits and the itches in his whole body...- NO! Wait!- He tried to stop her but too late, the old woman had already stuffed the chocolate on his mouth.
-Oh isn't it delicious?- She smiled
-Yeah...delicious....(Damn!)
-Look! It's your favorite sweet!- The old man said, Ino quickly turned around and before she could say anything, the old man had already stuffed something into her mouth
-Don't you love it? It's my favorite too!
-Um....ahem! – Ino just swallowed it- Please tell me what kind of sweet was it...
-Oh it was mint and strawberry! Your favorite!
-Strawberry?! (Shit! I'm allergic to strawberry!)- The two chunnins stood still for a while until the two old guys fell asleep.
Shikamaru quickly tried to go away, but it seems impossible since the old woman had her arms tightly wrapped around him.
-Ino! Ino let's get outta here! – He said while scratching his arm which already had a big red bump.
-I can't move! - She said from the other side of the rug- This guy's squeezing me! Shikamaru this is bad, this guy gave me strawberry and I'm allergic to it! - Ino said desperately- I feel terrible!
-It's your fault that we're stuck in here, what was the big idea anyways?!
-I don't know, for a minute I thought we could get advantage of this guys' money!
-Right, now we're in freaking trouble, damn it!
-Alright, I'm sorry okay?!
-Save it, let's get outta here!- Shikamaru finally slipped under the woman's arms and ran towards Ino helping her get out too -Chouji let's rush!- Chouji stood up from the floor were he ate a snack and ran behind his teammates.
They ran with all their might out of the place and stopped near the river panting heavily. Shikamaru crazily scratched his arms and legs, the itch was killing him now, while Ino ran towards the river and started vomiting.
-Geez....guys I didn't know you were allergic to old people like that? - Chouji asked while helping Shikamaru with his itch on the back.
-Hey guys! So how did everything go?- Asuma appeared behind them with his usual smile. Ino puked one more time, Chouji stuffed his mouth with chips...
- It was bullshit! - Shikamaru groaned.
By the other side of Konoha...
-So this is the place Gai-sensei?- Lee asked with a frown while looking at the tall building.
-Yes, you all have a very important mission here today! And I expect a very well done job!
-Don't you worry Gai-sensei! We will do our best! Right guys?!- Lee asked Neji and Tenten who had a confused expression.
-(A toy store? I hope this is not another stupid task)- Neji thought
-(This is great! I bet the owner's gonna give us free toys!)- Tenten thought- Yes! We'll do our best!
-Good! 'Cause my beautiful presence has some business to attend! Farewell!- Gai disappeared in a flash.
-Alright guys let's get to work! - Lee entered the door followed by the others; the place was stuffed with kids running everywhere and their parents trying to keep up with them.
-So are you the ones for the job? - A rough male voice suddenly asked.
-Ye sir!-Less answered exitedly as he raised his fist up.
-Alright, follow me...- The tree followed the man into a dark room...-Three of my workers have been missing for a week now...- The man began...
- (Finally something serious)- The three thought.
-So you are those people job.
-Huh? And what are we supposed to do sir?- Tenten asked
-You are to....distribute advertising brochure of my store to the people in the festival!- The man said happily while the three put some dumb faces...-Oh but that's no the best part! Boy you're gonna love this!
-Huh?
-The best part is that you get to wear...- The man turned on the lights- My beautiful brand new costumes!!- The man pointed to a closet, and inside a grey mouse costume, a pink fairy costume and a white bunny costume were shown- Now hurry up and get changed! I don't have the whole day you know! - The man left and slammed the door, there was an absolute silence for some minutes.....
-....I guess I'll take the fairy!- Tenten said- How about you Neji? – Neji's eyes were still wide open looking at the stupid costumes with disgust.
-There's no way I'm doing this...-He crossed his arms and looked away.
-Come on! This is our mission and we have to accomplish it! It's Gai-sensei's orders!- Lee said while grabbing the mouse costume and staring at it.
-No...no...and no.....
-Come on Neji! How bad could it be? Don't worry nobody's gonna recognize us, we'll just do it as quick as possible- Tenten smiled.
-(Damn it! For me to do this! How would I humilliate myself like that? ...No...this can't be fate...this is bad luck!)
-Come on...- Tenten said sweetly, trying to convince her angry teammate.
-Tsk...alright.....-Neji accepted with a huge frown and an annoyed expression.
-Yeah! Let's all change now! -Tenten raised her fist.
The three entered the dressing rooms and five minutes later they got out, Tenten wearing the fairy costume, the skirt was really short which showed more that it should, Lee had the grey mouse and the head was really big making it turn around,also the tail was extremely large which made him almost trip as he walked, and Neji had the white bunny with the stupid pink nose, the round tail and the big ears; the three stood on the middle of the room and looked at each other....there was silence for some seconds...until Lee bust out in laughs along with Tenten, the two laughed uncontrollably making fun of each others costume, Neji tried his best to hold the laugh, he still had his arms crossed in anger, but he couldn't hold it anymore and also started laughing along with his friends.
Twenty minutes later...
-Mommy looks at the bunny! Isn't it cute? - A kid squealed.
-Yes sweetie, he's cute- The woman smiled kindly.
-Mr. Bunny can I give you a hug? – The kid asked with shinny eyes, and before the "bunny" could even answer the kid was already squeezing his legs. (Darn!)
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-Here you go sir, please visit and have a nice day! - Tenten cheerfully gave some people the brochures.
-Hey you cutie fairy, don't you wanna come with us and take us to dream land?- Two men said from behind her and touched were they shouldn't have.
-WHAT?! YOU PERVS!!!-And before they could say anything else, she had already kicked the crap out of their minds – THAT'LL TEACH YA SOME RESPECT!!!
As the day passed it was getting hotter and hotter inside those ridiculous costumes, Tenten's costume itched her whole back and she couldn't just stop scratching herself like crazy bringing the attention of a lot of people who thought she was about to have and attack or something; Lee felt like he was roasting and he would've sold his soul to the devil in order to have a cold drink right now, and Neji felt like running away from the bunch of kids hugging his knees.
-Mommy look at the bunny! It's really cute!! You hug him to!!
-(What no way!)- Neji definitely tried to run away this time after he spotted a huge lady in front of him.
-Mom hug him! Hug the bunny!- The kid demanded.
-Alright- The woman laughed and gave the "bunny" a big...and...tight...SquEEzE....
-(....This is bullshit!)- Neji thought angrily as he felt sofocated by the woman's arms.
What a long day that was, everyone looked exhausted and in the bad mood.
The four teams walked their way home in company of their senseis..........
-Hey Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma! - Gai spotted the other teams on their way, so they all stopped and started to converse.
Naruto looked around, it looked like he wasn't the only one who had a bad day, Hinata was all dusty and looked very exhausted, Kiba's face was scratched all over as he mumbled some curses, Ino and Shikamaru scratched their arms and faces to death, they looked pale and about to puke, Chouji looked tired and for the first time he wasn't stuffing something on his mouth, and the rest of guys including the ones on his team had such long and angry faces.
-So should we tell them right now?- Kurenai asked
-Yes why not, they're all here so let's just tell them...- Asuma answered
-Alright everybody, listen up!- Kurenai grabbed everyone's attention- We have a very important announcement for you all, so meet tomorrow at the Hokage monument at three o'clock! A very important mission is waiting! We will give you the details tomorrow-Everyone looked bored already- I'm sure you'll be interested, for now dismissed!
So, what do you think of my story? Should I keep it up? Reviews please!!