Hey everyone, I updated soon! Well thanks for reviewing my weird story and please excuse my grammar, I'm not that good....but anyways....here it goes.....

At Hokage's place........

-Good afternoon everyone....- She greeted

-Good afternoon- all replied

-Please take a seat...( sighs) I'll go straight to the point and I'll now explain the situation, and what your mission will be...( sighs again) This is gonna be long, so get your pillows ready- She joked, nobody laughed but sighed and rolled their eyes- ( Damn teenagers!)- She thought-( That's why I sometimes can't stand them...) Alright here we go......- She turned around and took out a scroll, she opened it and a map was shown, the map of the normal countries, fire, wave, sound, earth, rain, grass, waterfall, lighting, wind, and water...- Can you all see?

-"..........."

-Yeah, so what about it? - Naruto asked eagerly, she opened the scroll a bit more, more countries were shown, some other countries that they never knew anything about...

-Yeah, so what about it?!- Naruto asked again, she opened the scroll a bit more, a country painted in black was shown, it seen like it was big, and with white letters it said Lacigam...

-Huh? What place is that?!-Naruto asked

-Sshh, Naruto let her talk now!-Ino scolded

-Lacigam, it's a big city, you guys probably don't know much about it.....but anyways, it is known for its big cities and enormous buildings, in other words......it's a neon city.... (Big pause)- In this city they don't have ninjas or anything like that they might have some kind of special forces, but who basically protects the city are these people called cops or police....

-Huh?! why do they need ninja then?-Naruto asked stealing that question out of everybody's mouth

-Lately, there have been many unusual issues over there, and it seems that their police haven't been acting appropriately.........

-Huh? What do you mean?- Tenten asked, now she stole the question

-(Sigh) In other words, some of them have been receiving money form under the table...............there is this man, a wealthy one..............he's the leader of a mafia and he's trying to clean the territory so that nobody can interfere with his dirty business..................anyways this city is getting worse and worse as seconds pass.......streets aren't secure anymore, there are a lot of people dying and disappearing, illegal business are increasing rapidly, such as drugs and prostitution........and a whole bunch of other stuff ( Sigh) ..........

-This wealthy man is the promoter of everything, before he appeared everything was normal....but.....anyways.......this people have been requesting help for months, they want to try out a new strategy so they can finish with this man once and for all..........it won't be easy though, but you guys are smart and strong, and I'm counting on you for this job.......you are to serve as back up for any of their plans.....go that?- Everyone looked thoughtful except for Naruto

-Alright finally something important! Count me in!- He exclaimed

-....Thanks Naruto, but you guys don't have to answer right now, you have until.............tomorrow eight a.m sharp! – A sweat drop fell down everyone's face. – Think it through, there are many advantages same as disadvantages...it's your choice...........

-Hokage-sama, I have a question- Sakura said- If we go, would we be the only ones?

-Nope, there are other jounins and chuunins teams that are also going, not the best around, we can't let Konoha's guard down, but some good ones.

-.....Okay......

-Well, if that's it for the questions, dismissed.....- Everybody walked quietly out of the place.....some had already started thinking on their answer........

Later on...

-I can't believe you accepted right away- Sakura said to Naruto who had just called her by a public cabin

-Oh come on Sakura-chan, no biggie, I'm dying to kick some ass!

-Naruto...do you know that you may never make it back alive?

-Now, that's what I call pessimistic! Why would I die? I'm strong and I'm gonna kick those bastards' ass!!

-(.....Naruto....)

-So, are you going Sakura-chan?

-(Inner Sakura: Not without Sasuke-kun!) I don't know......

-Come on! I'm trying to get the group together! But that Sasuke idiot won't answer the phone; all the other teams are going! - Naruto said while putting another cent into the phone, there was a huge line glaring at him already...

-How do you know?

-'Cause I just talk some of them, they're all going, you and that baka are the only ones missing!

-Don't call him that!

-Think it through Sakura-chan! It's gonna be fun!

-"................"

Voices from the line: Hey! Are you done already?! That phone's not yours you know!!

-Come on Sakura-chan!

Voices: GET MOVING!!

-Don't worry 'bout Sasuke, he'll go even if we have to drag him! Hey stop pushing me!

-I don't know.....

-We're the only team missing! ( Pleople smacks him on the head) Ouch!

Voices: GET OUT! (Hit Naruto on the head and then push him again)

-Hey! (Rubs his head) Come on Sakura-chan!

Voices: MOVE YOU IDIOT! WE DON'T HAVE YOUR TIME!!! WE'RE BUSY PEOPLE! (Hit Naruto on the head again)

-Ouch! Sakura-chan!

-I'm not sure.........

Voices: HEY! MOVE IT DAMN IT!!!

-SHUT IT ALREADY! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING OVER HERE!!!-Naruto shouted

Voices: "............."

-Plea-se Sakura-chan! –Naruto begged

-.....Alright....I'll go.... (Inner self: What?! did you just accepted without knowing if Sasuke-kun is going or not?!!)

-Hooray! Way to go! See ya tomorrow Sakura-chan!- Naruto hanged up and turned around just to find some deadly glares directed to him.- Um....I'm done! See?-She chuckled nervously

Voices: GET HIM!!!!-Naruto ran away with all his might, the angry villagers after him.

Yep, as you all might have noticed, this fic is kinda crazy, but if you all like it, I'll keep it up! So...reviews please? I wanna know what you think, but no flames! Hey, and I'm not that good at funny stuff but I'll try my best to make the story better! Thanks for reading everyone!