Now I know why the caged bird sings Chapter 2: A sacred Ceremony, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Disclaimer: you know the drill

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I would like to say, that I personally have no hatred of gay people. Even sterotypical types. I just like making fun of everybody! EVERYBODY! PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENEDBY ANYTHING!! Ah' mean no dis-ray-spkt!

Oh! And when somepeople are talking, randoms "S's" get added at the end dopf certain words. These are not mistakes, it's how these peoples talks.

"Such a dirty, dirty mouth Bakura…"

Bakura's eyes widened with horror "I know that voice!" and he turned around to see Pegasus and three of the biggest and most gayest looking men in the world. Pegasus smirked like a shark...a really snobby shark. "Welcome Bakura… to my summer home."

One thought flashed through Bakura 's mind /Oh fuck...!/

"THE FUCK?!" Bakura roared, "Didn't I like kill you...or something!? Ovbiously not though since here he was with three goons who kept giving him suggestive blinks. (goons can't wink so they just blink)

"This is where I come when I feel..." Pegasus raised his eyebrows suggestivly, "horny."

Bakura felt a moment of true repulsion and horror. "..."

"Anyway i'll show you our new theme song, Bakura! READY BOYS? Yelled Pegasus jumping in the air, appearing in a red cheerleader uniform.

"GRUNT SNORT!" Translation, RIGHT BOSS! Yelled the fruity goons.

All of a sudden music filled the cell and Pegasus & goons started snapping their fingers in a strange song

(Please feel free to make up any tune to the song) (But this was made to the lyrics of the Barney Theme song.)

(WARNING YOU ARE ABOUT HEAR THE MOST BADLY WRITTEN SONG IN THE WORLD!)

I love you,

You love me,

Lets go to prsion to see Barney,

Oh how fun it is to take it up the ass!

Oh no, hope we don't get AIDS.

The end of the song left Bakura speechless. When he gained control of his mouth the first thing that came out was, "The last part didn't rhyme."

"...It's a working process dahln'."

(Meanwhile with malik)

"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH…." Malik turned around just in time to see Susie playing with his hair and his earrings.

"I THOUGHT I SAID STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Malik ran screaming to the other side of the cage.

"But your hair wanted touching!" claimed Susie defensibly. "It begs me to comb it, it does!" Malik stated bluntly, "touch and I rip your nuts off"

Susie sulked at went to the darkest corner and stared at Malik planning his next move.

(With Isis)

"These are the best hamburgers I have ever eaten with my mouth Ms. Isis!(Where else would you eat Hamburgers...?) What kind of meats did you uses? It couldn'ts be beefs!" claimed Isis's boss.

Mr. gullible bite into another of Isis's homemade hamburgers.

"… It's chicken"

"Really! Aren't you goings to haves one?"

"NO- I mean I-um... had some all ready" stammered Isis backing up "if you excuse me!" With that Isis ran away to throw up in the random bushes

"……" Mr. Gullible just stared at Isis before shrugging and turning his attention to her wonderful "chicken" hamburgers.

(just a tidbit of what's happing with bakura)

"Now Bakura, we The Allience of Jail-Sex have a mission... that every year we find a new member! Guess who our new member is this year?

"Martha Stewart?"

"This year's new member is you!" Pegasus exclaimed doing a little jig.

"Now all we need to do is give you the introduction..."

Once again the music returned and Pegasus began singing… well it was more like shrieking

Welcome all my honored guests...

for a club of the bests of the bests...

Soooooooo...

welcome to our club

welcome Bakura

welcome Bakura.

Bakura's pupil shrunk to the size of teeny tiny dots and he resigned himself to pounding on the jail cell bars.

Sorry it's so short! I have to go to my grandma's for the weekend! I know Bakura and Malik are OOC... but being lock in a cell with two different loony fruits cakes can that, no?