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/thoughts/

While all this chaos was going on in prison. Ryou was being questioned at the police station for an unspeakable crime. He had stepped out to get some vegetables knowing Bakura probably wouldn't even though he locked the insane-alcohalic-thief out the house.

"I DIDN'T BURN DOWN DUNKEN DOUNUTS!" Exclaimed Ryou for what he thought was the umpteenth time. "I don't even LIKE dounuts!

The police officer George shifted to a sitting postion more comfortable on his giant squishy gut, rolled his eyes and took a drag of his cigarette"Right so the nearly blind eighty year old lady that placed you outside of Dunken Dounuts at 11:30 last night was lying?"

Setting what George thought was a intimadating look, (which actually looked more constipated) on Ryou he blew the smoke into Ryou's face.

"Look kid, the old bird said she saw a white haired freak (Ryou winced at that) in a green jacket with the sleeves rolled up running from the scene of the crime five minutes after the fire was started. Now… how many white haired freaks are there in this city?"

Ryou tried to laugh at the irony and failed horrible."I told you! My er-cousin Bakura!"

"The only Bakura we know has been in jail since 10:00 clock last night. He couldn't have set Dunkn' Dougnuts on fire."

"ADMIT IT!" Screamed Teddy, slamming his giggly fist blob into the table. "ADMIT THAT YOU DID IT! WHY!? DID YOUR MOTHER NOT LET YOU HAVE DOUGHNUTS AS A CHILD!? DID SHE JUST SIT THERE INFRONT OF YOU EATING THEM!? IS THAT WHY YOU DID SUCH AN AWFUL, AWFUL THING!? With that little rant, Teddy collapsed in a corner, sobbing.

Ryou finally snaped. It was inevitable, and he continued to scream about millennium rings, duel monsters that came to life and other stuff until finally the police officer pronounced him insane and sent him to the nearest mental hospital.

After getting Ryou into a straight jacket and sending him away another officer waddled up.

"Um… We found out that that one Bakura (Is there more then one?) has been in jail since 10:00 this morning not 10:00 last night. As it turns out hardly anybody here knows the difference between AM and Pm."

The other police officer paused...and tried to stand up. After a few attempts he just shrugged "Oh well! Not my job anymore-Hey want to go get a dounut?

"It was burned down."

"I mean at that other doughnut place."

"There is no other doughnut place."

"...there's not?"

"not for fifty miles."

The gravity of the situation finally reached George. With one great heave Police Officer George tood up. "THAT BASTARD!"

"IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!"

Bakura rolling on the floor while Pegasus played the album 'The Hits Of PBS And All The Other Wimpy Songs In The World' in the background. Where he got the CD player or the CD is anyone's guess.

"YOU SONAVABITCH!!!

"Oh come on Bakura! Join the fun!" said Pegasus dancing to the music.The goons grunted and kind of just...shoved each other about. That's how goons dance.Then squealing like an obsessed fan girl Pegasus turned up the music

"I LOVE THIS SONG!"

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!

Bakura screamed.

Pegasus clapped.

The goons tried to clap.

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!

Bakura tried to commit Hari Kari.

Pegasus grabbed the knife out of his hands.

The goons tried to clap.

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT THEN YOUR FACE WILL SURLY SHOW IT! IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!

Bakura punched Pegasus for stopping him.

Pegasus punched back with surprising strength for a wimpy albino freak.

The goons still tried to clap

IF YOUR EXCITED AND YOU KNOW SCREAM HURRAY!

Bakura screams in pain

Pegasus scream in triumph

The goons grunt

IF YOU EXCITED AND YOU KNOW IT-

Bakura finally had enough of the stupid song and kicked the CD player against the wall. "THEN GO TO HELL!"

Pegasus screamed and fell to his knees holding the broken CD player. "NO! SETO! COME BACK TO ME! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Tragic romantic music filled the cell and Bakura had a feeling he was in one of those sappy old love movies where the main character dies at the end.

Malik sighed looking out of his cell where Dumbass and another guard were exchanging makeup advice. "Is every guard in this god-forsaken place obsessed with makeup and clothes?"

The warren chose this time to show everybody his new outfit that he found at Limited 2 .

"Isn't it a beauty?" The Warren exclaimed twirling around in a little circle.

Malik made little gagging noses

/Ra help me/

As Ryou was dragged out of the back of the white van he saw a horrifying sight.

Hundreds of fat cops were lined outside of the mental hospital. The dude holding him grimaced in pity.

"They're all here to see you get locked away for burning the only dounut shop in a 50 mile radius. It's actually not a 50 mile radius, but when you're that fat it's LIKE a 50 mile radius." Ryou whimpered and clung to the doctor

"Help me…"

Isis was running all the way to Ryou's house. (Actually Isis dosen't run...she glides very fast.) Her skirt was torn and all the construction workers whistling. She really hoped that Ryou (who had to deal with Bakura every day) would be able to help her with her 'problem'

Flashback…

You see Mr. gullible was eating Isis 'chicken' burgers when he started throwing up. So he went the doctor to get his stomach scanned. (Hey! a rich guy can do whatever he wants)And apparently Mr. Gullible is allergic peanuts, which is what Isis's landlord had been eating at the time.

Huh…go figure.

Daz it! I'll actually make a new chapter soon. I SWEAR!!