Revenge upon Malfoy101
Chapter 02 – Out of Hatred
By Heidi, Jays and free2bfroody
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The next morning dawned gray and damp. The clouds from the previous night's rain still lingered above and a rumbling in the distance threatened for more rain.
"I hope we don't have Herbology." Heidi said, walking down to the Great Hall with Julie, Fiona and Jay.
"No kidding." Fiona agreed, taking a seat at the Ravenclaw table.
"We've got double Herbology-" Jays was broken off by groans from the other three girls. "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we have double Herbology with the Slytherins."
"Wonderful." Julie said, throwing a glare toward the Slytherin table.
"I wonder how little Malfoy101 is fitting in over there," Heidi said thoughtfully.
"Hopefully they all hate her too." Julie said.
"We can always make life a little bit worse for her, if we think she's too happy." Fiona said.
Grinning, the girls continued with their breakfast.
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Over
at the Slytherin table, Malfoy101 sat alone, with no one on either
side. She didn't have her laptop for once, which was unusual, to
say the least, and she didn't look too happy about it. She had
received a detention with Mr Filch scheduled for that evening because
of her rule breaking. She scowled at the memory, which caused three
tiny first year Slytherins to inch even further away from her. She
looked up sullenly from her breakfast to catch the eye of one of
those annoying Ravenclaw seventh years. She had been staring right at
Malfoy101.
Malfoy101 looked back down and vowed to teach those
girls a lesson.
What do I have first? She wondered. Herbology? Excellent.
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"Don't look now, guys, Malfoy101's giving us the evil eye." Jay said, rolling her eyes.
"We should throw something at her." Fiona said.
Julie grinned evilly, pulled her wand, pointed it at her goblet of pumpkin juice, whispered something and the juice slowly floated several feet above their heads and drifted over toward the Slytherin table. There was a distinct hush over the Great Hall that went unnoticed over at the Slytherin table. Then, without warning, the goblet stopped right over Malfoy101's head, turned itself over and gallons of juice rained onto Malfoy101's head. The Hall erupted into laughter, including the other Slytherins.
Malfoy101 screamed in anger as more and more pumpkin juice spilled onto her. "STOP IT!!" she roared in vain. The laughter just increased and the juice fell more rapidly. Malfoy101 jumped out of her seat and ran out of the Great Hall, the goblet following after her.
"That was awesome, Jules!" Heidi said, laughing.
The girls went back to their breakfast, breaking into fits of laughter if any of them dared to look at another. They couldn't say anything else to each other because of Professor McGonagall, who had become suspicious of them and was watching them sharply.
After breakfast, the girls made their way down to their Herbology lesson, laughing and generally making fun of Malfoy101.
"Did you see the way she screamed?!" giggled Jays. "I mean, that was just hilarious! Hopefully she won't make it to Herbology on time."
Unfortunately, once the girls had arrived, they found Malfoy101 standing in a shadowy corner, glaring at them but not being able to say or do anything to them because of Professor Sprout.
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Professor Sprout started class very cheerful, and at that Malfoy101 groaned. She hated when a teacher is so cheerful in the beginning, because she knew that by the end of the year, they wanted to kill all of their students. Serves them right. Malfoy101 thought. Class is such a waste of time. I could be doing better things then Herbology.
On the other side of the classroom, the four Ravenclaws were laughing about Julie's pumpkin juice "incident" while occasionally giving the short girl a deadly glare. During this class, they all got a good look at her, and she wasn't mighty at all.
Malfoy101 was about five feet tall, and her face was ghastly white. She had short black hair, and black eyes which made her look even paler than she was. Her expression was always of hatred, and her eyes were always searching suspiciously.
Fiona was studying her. Finally she came to a conclusion, "Hey, you know who she looks like?" The other three girls just gave her questioning stares. Fiona laughed, "She looks just like Snape!"
The Ravenclaws looked at the Slytherin and saw what Fiona saw. The girl had a very similar nose and face structure to their potions teacher, Severus Snape.
"Whoa, do you think it's possible that Snape has had some kind of love child?!" Heidi laughed incredulously.
"More like hate child," grinned Julie.
"That's incredibly scary," Fiona said. "I really want to ask her about her parents now!"
"No, you don't." Jays stated calmly. "Look at her. She looks ready to kill."
The other three girls looked over to what Jays was staring at, and saw Malfoy101 glaring stonily back at them. Though they diverted their eyes for the remainder of the lesson, all of them could still feel the gaze of Malfoy101 upon their backs.
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Those girls... thought Malfoy101, are going to find themselves in a very sticky mess if they don't watch it. This thought cheered her up slightly. Vowing to run and start up her laptop as soon as she possibly could, she settled for glaring daggers at anyone who chanced a glance toward her.
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"Finally we're out of Herbology! I thought it was going to take all day!" Julie said with relief.
"I know what you mean," Fiona said, "What do we have next?"
Heidi looked at the schedule and groaned, "You guys are going to love this! We have potions."
Jays looked at Heidi and remarked, "You're kidding, right? Who's it with?"
Julie, who finally decided to get her schedule out, said, "Gryffindor's. That's much better than Slytherins."
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Potions went smoothly enough. Snape's attention was mostly fixed on the Gryffindor's, as he always seemed to feel the need to criticize them at every opportunity.
The rest of the days classes went well enough, with no further sightings of Malfoy101 by any of the girls. When they all went down to dinner in the Great Hall, they still couldn't see her.
"I just know she's planning something really horrible to get us back with," said Fiona.
"We'll be ready for her," reassured Julie with an evil smile.
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Malfoy101 skipped all the rest of her classes. She realized that she had more important work to do. She was sitting on her bed, on her laptop, when a smile formed on her lips. She was almost there, almost! Suddenly, her laptop went dead.
"Shit," she said very loudly. She realized that her laptop was out of battery and needed to be recharged. She had lost all her work.
Or rather, she had lost all the work that she had stolen from other people.
You see, the thing about Malfoy101, the truly horrible character trait that she had hidden so far, was her tendency to steal and plagiarize from others. Whenever possible, she would search her sources to try and uncover a truly fantastic story that she could rip off and pass off as her own. It had to be a story that many people had already read and loved, so that when Malfoy101 made it look like hers, other people would review it and give her a sick sense of satisfaction by saying how good it was.
Malfoy101 had no sense of justice, decency or people skills, and this was the reason why the trick she was planning get back at the Ravenclaw girls was so horrible.
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Malfoy101 would make those girls rue the day they'd ever laid eyes on her. Granted, that was only a couple days ago, but it made sense. She'd obliterate them in fiction, humiliate them beyond belief, steal all their glory and hard work and take the credit. It was a foolproof plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong. Assuming, of course, that her laptop battery would charge soon.
Since the battery wasn't fully charged, Malfoy101 sat down with her quill and parchment and began planning the horrendous things she'd do to those girls...
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Meanwhile …
Julie, Heidi, Jays and Fiona had nothing to do. Absolutely nothing. Currently, they were sprawled out in the Ravenclaw Common Room, waiting for something to happen. The only problem was that they were the ones who ever made anything interesting happen and if they weren't doing anything, nothing would happen.
"We should do something." Heidi said, ever the Captain-Obvious Wannabe.
"Yes, we should." Fiona said, stifling a yawn.
Silence.
"What should we do?" Julie asked.
"Something?" Jays said, pulling off pieces of fuzz from the sofa.
"Brilliant. Just brilliant." Heidi said, sighing.
"How about we do something to Malfoy101? You know, transfigure her laptop or something." Fiona said.
Grinning, the girls all gathered round the table and began plotting...
A few hours later, the girls finished planning. The girl's plan was perfect. Nothing could to wrong, and wouldn't go wrong.
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Malfoy101 was sitting at the Slytherin table, with her laptop. It had just finished charging, to her delight. She was almost there... almost there... almost there...
BAM! A letter dropped on her head. She disgustedly looked at the envelope that interrupted her. On the front had a seal of a court jester hat. She opened it up slowly and read:
Dearest Slytherin,
We were just wondering if you'd stare at your laptop. Now it's there? It won't be black and smooth for long!
From your Best Friends,
JJFH
Malfoy101 went white. She started to close it, and return it to the dorm room but it wasn't a laptop anymore! Instead it was a real live elephant!
"Oh
my LORD!" she screamed and backed herself up to the wall.
A
couple other Slytherin girls ran into her room, but when they saw it
was Malfoy101 who was in trouble, they all sloped back out the door,
smirking.
"You're going to pay for this!" Malfoy101 screamed. She ran downstairs, past the small crowd of sniggering Slytherins in the common room and ran straight into Malfoy, who had just been climbing into the common room.
The Ravenclaw girls heard a scream. They were hiding under an invisibility cloak that was Heidi's. They ran up the stairs, as fast as they could, cramped under the silky cloth that was soaked with magic. When they got up there, they saw their favourite Slytherin shrieking against the wall. There they saw Julie's uncle's favourite elephant try to get the packet of peanuts in Malfoy101's pocket. They rushed out of the room, and out of the Slytherin Common room very quickly. As soon as they were out, they were on the floor laughing with red faces, and tears coming out of their eyes.
"How did you know that Malfoy101 would have peanuts in her cloak pocket?" Julie choked out, wiping the tears from her eyes.
"Oh, you know, she's always seemed a bit nutty to me." Fiona said, trying not to smirk.
"That was the worst pun I have ever heard!" Julie laughed, and hit Fiona with a fold of the cloak.
"Quick guys, we better get back before someone finds us," Heidi warned, unable to keep the smile from her face.
The girls quickly walked back to their common room, giving each other high fives and giggling continuously.
--End Chapter 02