Alucard: So, police girl.
Seras: Yes, master?
Alucard: Today you will learn one of the most important skills of being a vampire.
Seras: Oh…o-okay…
Alucard: sigh Don't worry, it has nothing to do with blood. I'm going to teach you how to overtake and control a human's mind. You will practice on our volunteer here.
Pip: Hi!
Alucard: Now as you know, it is much easier to control a human than a vampire, and the weaker the human's mind the better. Therefore, I got a nice, easy subject for you to start with.
Pip: Hey!
Alucard: Now what you must do first is catch the eye of the subject.
Pip: But I thought you said…
Alucard: Stare deeply into his eyes until his attention is entirely upon you.
Seras: Okay…
Pip: Oh, my attention is on her, believe me...eep!
(rampantly violent scene)
Alucard: Well, looks like we'll have to find a new mercenary. This one seems to have 'expired'.
Yet another drabble that's been brewing in my head for awhile.
-Vandae