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Act Two: Sano the doorknob

Yahiko was walking home, when then, Ayame walked out.

In the auidence, Dr.Gensai shouted: " Your doing fine Ayame!!"

" pssst....Ayame...Ayame you forgot your crutch!" A stage hand said to the young girl/

"oops!" Ayame freaked out, ran off stage and then came back on moments later with a crutch under her arm. "DADDY!!" Ayame shouted and then tackled Yahiko

" Ayame! What are you doing out here?" Yahiko said...well tried to say because he was being strangled by Ayame

"Mommy told me to come and get you!" Ayame said

"oh well then we can walk home together." Yahiko said...but by this time his face is blue.

Right when Yahiko walked off stage with Ayame ( still strangling Yahiko), a thump could be heard behind the curtians. Yahiko had fainted because of the lack of air. A person could be heard shouting: " MEDIC!!"

" I'm screwed!!" The authroess shouted and ran out of the auditorium, a person with more class would have said " I'm ruined"...but mind you,The Authoress was not that type of person.

Meanwhile, Kenshin walked up to his mansion-apartment. As he reached for the doorknob, something strange happened Sanoske Sagara's face appeared on the doorknob.

"Kenshinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" Sanoske's ghostly voice droned

"oro?" Kenshin said and poked the Sano doorknob

" HEY!! Not the face!!" Sanoske shouted

Kenshin pokes the Sano doorknob another time and Sanoske bit Kenshin's finger.

" OWW!!" Kenshin yelped and his eyes once again went amber " DIE!!"

Kenshin yanks the Sano doorknob off the door and threw it into oncoming traffic.

" Dammit Kenshin Himuraaaaa!!!" Sanoske shouted as he was throw into traffic

The Sano doorknob gets run over by a horse and buggy

As Kenshin walked inside his house, the Sano doorknob shouted: " HEY I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!"

"Bah Hamburger!" Kenshin commented with a harsh tone

(( A/N: Yeah I know, Rurouni Kenshin gone stupid))

Kenshin went up stairs and got into his resting chair.

After a few hours of resting, the fire went out. There was an echo in the house...it...it sound like chains rattling.

" oro?" Kenshin said

Kenshin then got up and changed the sound effects music to the monster mash song

" He did the Mash...he did the monster mash, that he did!!" Kenshin sang along while doing the twist.

After doing that, Kenshin turned off the music and decided to go to bed. As Kenshin laid there, he heard the chains again. The door creaked opened and someone came in the room. The person has bandages all over his face, he was horrible to look at!!

" AHHH IT'S SHISHIO!!" Kenshin shouted and screamed like a little girl.

There was a flash of lightening and the light from the lightening revealed the bandaged man to be none other then Sanoske Sagara.

" Sano?" Kenshin said, " But your "dead"

" I came back" Sanoske said

" But- the door knob." Kenshin said questioningly

"YOU THREW ME INTO TRAFFIC!!" Sanoske said, pissed off at Kenshin

" I'm sorry that I' am" Kenshin said and then bowed, " Why have you come back my dear friend"

" I' here to warn youu. On this night, youu will be visited by three spirits" Sanoske said in a ghostly tone as the lightening began to flash again

" Do you have to do the sound effects?" Kenshin asked Sanoske

" Yessss! Take heed of what they say. Otherwise" Sanoske paused to at a dramatic tone You will have to eat Karou's cooking for all eternity! BUWHAHAHAAA.......BYE!!" Sanoske shouted and ran off the stage

Kenshin then dropped back into his bed and was asleep.