Disclaimer: The fanfiction that you are currently viewing was created by the lovely and very talented Kato Shingetsu. This fanfiction contains characters from the hit anime series: Rurouni Kenshin playing as character from A Christmas Carol. created by Charles Dickens. This story is a parody, meaning that it is to make you laugh so hard that you will turn purple and pass out.....well....ok maybe not that funny. Point being- chickens are not edible...enjoy act four.

Act Four: THE HORROR OF PINK!!!!!

Kenshin woke up in his bed. Alone..........alone........I SAID ALONE GAT DANG IT!!!

" That was a very creepy trip, that it was" Kenshin said

Kenshin pulled open his bed curtain and saw Sojurio. Sojurio had on two foot tall platforms to make him um....two feet taller.

" Oro?" Kenshin groaned

" Hello Mr.Himura." Sojurio said polietly " Do you know how I am?"

"A very tall Sojurio" Kenshin guessed

"No, I am the ghost of X-mas present." Sojurio said with dignity

"Very very very very-" Kenshin still continued

"Are you done yet?" Sojurio asked with a sweat drop on his forehead.

" yes....................." Kenshin said, but then added in quickly "Very tall."

"How would you like to visit Mr.Yahiko aka- Mr.Crachet?" Sojurio asked

"That would be a fine trip, that it would" Kenshin said

Sojurio snapped his fingers and the two were in the Chinatown area.........of Chicago.

"This is where Yahiko lives?" Kenshin asked " I thought we were in Merry Old England"

"Oops, wrong place" Sojurio said and redid the teleporting act, right before Kenshin was about to be mugged. Kenshin and Sojurio appeared in a old, shabby looking dojo. Yahiko, Karou, Ayame, Tsubame and a bunch of other extras where sitting at a table. The 'family' were about to enjoy a delicious Christmas feast.

" Dear the looks delicious" Yahiko said while snickering

"Why thank you Yahiko" Karou said proudly

Yahiko looked over at the stage hand, who held up a sign saying " Karou did NOT make the food"

" OK LETS EAT!" Yahiko shouted

Everybody started to eat, enjoying the feast that was not made by Karou, knowing that the chances of them getting food poisoning were greatly decreased.

"Oh yeah..." Yahiko said, remembering his lines "A toast to the founder of the feast. Mr.Scrooge!!"

"...who?" Karou said after gulping down some mashed potatoes (mmmmm favorite!! XD)

"The guy Kenshin is playing as" Yahiko said before sipping on some green tea

"oh yeah..." Karou said and then resumed character " Founder of the feast indeed....Kato Shingetsu's got a better chance of being the founder of the feast."

"RIGHT ON!" Kato Shingetsu shouted while in the audience ( yeah she came back after she was done crying her eyes out in the girls bathroom)

"Can't Ms.Karou see me?" Kenshin asked

"Since this is a play yes." Sojurio whispered " But in the real story were ghosts."

Now we notice that everyone is trying really hard not to notice Kenshin and Sojurio floating inches above them on fish wires. Kenshin noticed Ayame, who had a crutch. Kenshin also noticed that Sojurio is starting to get gray hair.

"Will Ayame-Chan die?" Kenshin asked

"Unless she is given medical attention, then yes." Sojruio answered

Kenshin frowned at Sojurio, the sad face wasn't a face for him....

"She should really hurry up though, and decrease the surplus population" Sojurio said

"What an awful thing to say!!" Kenshin said, digusted at Sojurio

Sojurio said " I was just making an ironic statement. You said it three hours ago"

" Did not" Kenshin said

"Did too" Sojurio said

"Did not!!" Kenshin shouted

"Did TOO!!!" Sojurio shouted

"GRAY!!!" Kenshin shouted

"PINK!-wait, how did you get grey?" Sojurio asked

Kenshin pulled Sojurio to a mirror and showed Sojurio that he had gray hair.

"AHHHHHH!" Sojurio freaked out and ran off.

Kenshin followed him and Sojurio led Kenshin to a graveyard.

" My time on earth ends here." Sojurio said in agony while laying on the ground "Just to let you know, the next ghost is a real hard-ass"

Kenshin stood up and looked around.

"This is a very scary place, that it is" Kenshin said....he was all alone..........alone........I SAID ALONE GAT DANG IT!!!

Kenshin walked around a bit until he ran into a very large figure wearing all black.

" Are you the Ghost of X-mas yet to come?" Kenshin asked in reverence

The Ghost nodded. The ghost made a small "follow me" motion with his hands and Kenshin followed. Kenshin was lead deeper into the graveyard. Kenshin saw someone mourning over four graves. The person was Lord Aoshi. The Ghost jumped out of the black robes. The ghost of Christmas yet to come was none other then Misao.

"LORD AOSHI!!!" Misao shouted

"Gha!!" Aoshi shouted and began to run as fast as possible.

" COME BACK LORD AOSHI" Misao shouted while running after Aoshi

"Looks like I'm all alone here, that I'am" Kenshin said

Kenshin walked around until he saw his own grave. It read:

Here lies Kenshin Himura ( Mr.Scrooge)

Hiko was cooler! ps- Pink is gay-Hiei

" WHAT! NOOOOOO!" Kenshin shouted and then droped to his knees " I'll change, that I will. I'll change, that I will!!!!!!!!"

Just then, Karou, Megumi, and Misao appeared and bashed Kenshin in the head. Kenshin was in darkness,....he was all alo-

" WE GET IT ALREADY YOU DUMB NARRATOR!!" the crowd shouted