Disclaimer: I wish I wish I owned Rurouni Kenshin....I don't....I wish I did, but I don't...I don't own A Christmas Carol....I don't want it anyway...
Final Act
Kenshin woke up. Kenshin was in his own bed. He got up and looked out a window. A boy walked by the window. Kenshin opened the window and shouted to the boy
" What day is it?" Kenshin shouted
" What?!" the boy said with a British accent
"WHAT DAY IS IT??" Kenshin shouted again
"WHAT?!?!?" The boy shouted back
"WHAAAT........DAAAAY.. IS IT?????????" Kenshin finally shouted while pronouncing each syllable
The boys mother came up. She was quite upset at Kenshin
"You mean person. My son is partly deaf. How dare you play a mean trick." The mother said
"I'm very sorry, that I'am. What day is it?" Kenshin asked the mother
"It's Christmas day....moron.." the mother said
" HURRAY I have a second chance, that I do" Kenshin said gleefully
Kenshin did a victory dance.....but fell out of the window.
" O.O ooooorrrooo?" Kenshin said while on the groun
Later, Yahiko and his "family" were having there family dinner. Just then, Kenshin bursted into the house with amber eyes glaring at his sla- I mean worker
" YAHIKO!!" Kenshin shouted
" I'm boned" Yahiko said quickly
Karou stood up and got out her training stick.
"Prepare yourself!" Karou said, assuming a Kamyia Kashin style pose. Karou chased Kenshin around, slashing at him whenever she was near enough.
"I'm a changed man, that I'am." Kenshin said before he was killed " I bring gifts for you and your children."
Kenshin gives out gifts of teddy bears,...um...Rolex watches....and Pocky. Yes lots and lots of Pocky!
Then there was a noise and a scream. The scream got louder and louder until Sano and Vash fell through the roof.
"Oro?" Kenshin said
" Were back!" Vash and Sanoske said
"YAAY!!!" Kenshin shouted and then added to Yahiko "Oh yeah and Yahiko, your getting a raise!"
" Sweet!" Yahiko said
" Sweet!" Ayame copied Yahiko
" The kid gets the most important line in the story and she screws it up!" the director said
"GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!!" Everyone shouted
Well,...except Shishio
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Everybody, have a nice holiday. No matter what religion!
