Ron's Babe
disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Harry Potter. That is J. K. Rowling. Too bad.
This is a one-shot fic. It is just for my best friend for Christmas. So happy Christmas.
"Shut up!" yelled Hermione. "You shut up!"
screamed Ron. Once again, Ron and
Hermione were at it.
I don't know why either of them ever thought
that they would make a good couple together.
They so do not.
They have been dating for at least six months.
But then Ron wouldn't buy Hermione a little
fiber-optic tree she saw at Harold's, a muggle
shop in Hogsmeade. She flipped out, and she
threw Crookshanks at him and now here we
are. They have been fighting ever since, and
lately Ron has had his eye
on this new exchange student from Beauxbatons.
Hermione has lately been releasing her anger
at Ron by practically living in the library.
She already read the whole library in her first
year. You would think that her head would
explode by now. Oh, Lord, what happened?
They just stopped bickering and Hermione is
in tears.
"Ron?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you just break up with Hermione?"
"Yup."
"How come you're not on the verge of tears?"
"Why?WHY??You try being with Hermione
24/7! She's a nightmare!! Honestly!!!"
"Well, I guess we better do our Astronomy Ron."
"I guess so."
The next day, in Transfiguration,
Ron kept eyeing that new girl, who was sorted into Gryffindor.
"Pssst. Harry?" Whispered Ron.
"Yeah?"
"Do you know that new girl's name who came from Beauxbatons?"
"I think it's Layna something-other,
why do you care about that Layna girl anyway?"
"Because she is WAY hotter than Fleur from our fourth year. Remember her?"
"Yeah, remember how obsessed you were with her? How could I forget?"
"Do you think she is part veela?"
"I don't kn- "
"Ron and Harry, do you have something to share with the class?" Sneered Professor McGonagall.
"No Ma'am, we do- "
"Actually, Professor McGonagall, I think they do, if you mind me saying so. I heard them talking specifcally about the new girl, Layna Weathers." By the end of saying that, Draco Malfoy was roaring with silent laughter.
"Is that so, Ron and Harry?" said Prof. McGonagall.
"Yes, ma'am." Said Ron.
Ron stated, "I happen to think that Layna is
the most beautiful girl I ever seen in my
whole life and I would love the honor of
asking her to be my girlfriend."
With that, Hermione's jaw dropped, as did Harry's, Draco's, and McGonagall's.
And, if possible, Layna's face went redder than red could possible be red, and when McGonagall resumed class, she threw a note at Ron and it said: meet me in the common room.
After class was dismissed, and might this be added
that Ron has never smiled as big as he is
now, Harry and Ron went to common room
to find that Layna was all by herself, and Harry
excused himself from the room.
"So... " whispered Layna.
"Did you really mean that? I mean, that you want me to be your girlfriend?"
"Yeah. I did."
"Okay."
"Just like that? Okay?"
"Yeah. I've liked you since I first saw you, Ron."
"Really?"
"Yup."
Ten minutes later, after Harry couldn't stand
it any longer, he just waltzed on in the
common room to find Ron and Layna
in the middle of an intense make out session.
"Well," Harry muttered to himself, " I guess
that was a yes."
AN- I'm sorry for all you Ron/Hermione lovers, but Ron needed some spice in his life.
Review guys, thanx