Ouch... that hurt. I just got my first real flame. But just let me say something.
Flamers: What are you afraid of? If you're afraid to take credit for your words, why say them? If you're going to flame, at least sign your review, cowards.
Why do have to cuss me out when all I did was try my best to write an entertaining story? I doubt it you even read it. Now, if you had criticized my story or writing skills instead of just using language I can't repeat to describe this story, things would be different. I can take criticism. Jenna, anonymous flamer, people like you are a disgrace to this website. Grow up and learn to act like an adult.
Whoo! Glad I got that out of my system! Sorry about that...
I don't own Lord of the Rings, ect. Please read and review!
Legolas stared at face first hobbit in his pie. "Um... is he okay?"
Pippin giggled, "Merry is kind of... cookie crazed."
"Well I hope he doesn't eat the banana cream pie," mumbled Legolas, "That's my favorite kind."
Merry's head popped up from the now empty pie tin. "Banana cream pie? That has wafers! And wafers are... are... cookies!!" He dove into the banana cream pie.
Legolas groaned, "No! Me and my big mouth!"
Pippin cheered, "Go Merry go! Show them how a hobbit eats pie!"
"What should we do?" asked Gimli, baffled.
"Revoloution!" cried Gandalf from where he was sitting.
Everyone ignored him.
"Well... all of the pies can't have cookies in them," Legolas looked at the pies.
"Actually," Gimli reluctantly admitted, "they do."
"WHAT?" Legolas screeched, grabbing his hair.
Merry had finished eating the banana cream and looked up, his face covered in yellow pudding. "COOKIES!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"
"Go Merry!" shouted Pippin to his cousin, then turned to the crowd, "Hey everybody! Merry's going for a new record!"
The crowd cheered. "Merry! Merry! Merry!"
"Well," muttered Legolas, "Things can't possibly get any worse."
"Hello everyone! Miss me?" Boromir bounded up to the table, a big smile pasted on his face.
Legolas dropped his head on the table, dejectedly. "Never mind."
Boromir looked over at the half-empty table, "Hey, is that chocolate chip cookie dough pie? My favorite!"
"Mine!" Merry grabbed the pie tin violently.
"No fair! You already had pie!" Boromir grabbed at the pie tin, "At least let me have a piece!"
"Mine!" Merry's eye began to twitch.
"Give me pie!" yelled Boromir, snatching the pie tin away from Merry.
"Mine!!!" Merry tackled Boromir.
"Think you spoke too soon?" Gimli asked Legolas, who was still sitting with his head on the table.
"No, really?" responded Pippin sarcastically, grinning, "Whatever made you think that?"
"No, mine!!"
"Mine!!!"
"MINE!!!"
Look, I have only gotten reviews from three different people (not including the flamer). I need to know if this story is worth writing or not. If it isn't, then just tell me, okay? Don't cuss, just tell me, please. I am feeling really discouraged about this story. It doesn't help that "Jenna" makes me feel like crying.
I probably won't be updating again for a while until I get a few reviews. I know this seems a lot like black mail, but I'm not trying to. I just want to know whether or not I should continue this story. Please. Please. Don't leave me here wondering if I just can't write. Tell me! ...please? :'(
I don't normally do this, but I felt it was needed.
Kelsey: Thank you for reviewing my story. It's people like you who make me glad that I allow anonymous reviews!
Macotee: I am SO glad you liked it. You don't know how much it means to me that you do. :)
Hyperactive Forever: Thank you SO much! I'm glad I've made SOMEBODY laugh!
Jenna: Grow up. None of us want to hear your four-letter words.