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So basically, the pie eating contest was a total flop. After Merry had eaten over half of the pies (due to the various cookie products included in them) and wrestled with Boromir over the cookie dough one (Boromir lost), most of the pies were gone anyway.

Then, Gandalf suddenly decided to see if he could fly.

Surprise, surprise. He couldn't.

Gandalf was unhurt. The pies, however, were not.

"Forget it!" Gimli yelled in disgust, "I give up!"

"Wait! NO!!" Gandalf got up, cowering, from his face first position on the table, his reflective convict jumpsuit covered in pie mush, "Not the evil bunnies!!"

Silence.

"Sure Gandalf," said Gimli, moving slowly towards Gandalf with a coil of rope, "Whatever you say."

"Maybe we should go get Elrond," muttered Legolas, eyeing the wizard warily.

"You'll never catch me!" Cackled Gandalf as he leaped off the table and ran, arms outstretched like wings, "Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son!!"

"Come back here you little—" Gimli chased after the insane Gandalf.

Merry suddenly stopped licking his fingers, glanced between Gandalf and Gimli, and gulped nervously, "They're not actually father... and son, are they?!"

"Eww! No!" Screeched Legolas, making a disgusted face, "That's just gross!"

"I don't know Leggie," interjected Pippin, not actually serious (then again, when is he?). "What if they are?" he laughed.

Legolas turned an unattractive shade somewhere between red and green. "DON'T CALL ME LEGGIE!!" he raged, then replied, "And no. Case closed. They are not related. That was a totally stupid and uneducated conclusion."

Merry sniffed pathetically, "Fine, be that way. It was only an innocent question!" He curled up in a ball. A few moments later, stifled sobbing sounds could be heard.

"Oh come on Lego, now you've made him cry," Pippin gazed down at his cousin.

"DON'T CALL ME LEGO!!! My name is Legolas!! And I don't care... He deserves it." Sniffed the disdainful elf.

The sobs got louder.

"No he doesn't!" insisted Pippin.

No reply.

"You apologize or... or..." stammered the Hobbit.

"Or what?" taunted Legolas, starting to feel irritated. He hadn't done anything wrong. The little sucker had deserved it... hadn't he? Legolas pushed the grain of doubt out of the mind. The prince of Mirkwood was always right... even when he was wrong.

"I'll... I'll..." Pippin searched around for the perfect idea, suddenly his face lit up in triumph. He grinned evilly. "I'll tell Marcia!"

"NO!!" screamed Legolas frantically, "Anything but that!!"

"But Legolas, I thought you didn't like Marcia?" Pippin raised his eyebrows in amusement. Merry had come out from his fetal position and was watching the occurrences with great interest, all traces of his distress miraculously gone.

"I... I... I don't!" the elf looked embarrassed.

"Fine," said Pippin dramatically, "Then I'll just go tell Marcia how you've insulted my poor cousin and caused him great emotional trauma!"

Merry sat there, watching in silence.

"Yes," repeated Pippin loudly, "GREAT EMOTIONAL TRAUMA."

Still no reaction from the 'greatly traumatized' hobbit.

Pippin leaned over and whispered urgently, "Merry, your cue!"

"Oh," he whispered softly. Legolas looked at him suspiciously. "I mean, OH THE TRUAMA!!" He wailed convincingly. "OH THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!!" He put his hand over his face and crumpled to the ground. "Tell my (wheeze) mother... that I (cough) love... her." He went limp.

Legolas just stared in horror.

"Oh hey guys," interrupted Boromir, his lower lip swollen badly, "I'm just getting the chips." He noticed Merry. "Is he okay?"

"IT'S All MY FAULT!! I'M SO SORRY!!!" wailed Legolas, in tears.

"Merry... he's not with us anymore," Pippin announced sadly, tears filling his eyes.

"Bummer," muttered Boromir, rubbing the swollen lip Merry had given him, "So, I'll just take these cookies here..."

The 'departed' Merry jerked up enthusiastically.

Legolas's jaw thumped as it hit the floor.

"Did somebody say COOKIES?!!"

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