Elrond Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Elrond got run over by a reindeer.
Walking in Ilamdris Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but all of Rivendell, they believe.
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged him not to go.
But he forgot his medication, and he
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
He had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and one lone jingle bell on his back.
Elrond got run over by a reindeer.
Walking in Ilamdris Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but all of Rivendell, they believe.
Now we're all so proud of Arwen,
She's been taking this so well.
See her out there watching footdrills,
drinking ale and
making out with Aragorn.
It's not Christmas without Elrond,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts,
or send them back?
(Send them back!!)
Elrond got run over by a reindeer.
Walking in Ilamdris Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but all of Rivendell, they believe.
Now the goose is on the table
and it really does hurt
but the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the pattern on Elrond's shirt.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves!
they should never give a license
to a lord who's who hates men
and plays with elves.
Elrond got run over by a reindeer.Walking in Ilamdris Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but all of Rivendell, they believe.