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And Yes, clouded leopard. I luv your page breaks. I hope you do not mind me using them.

Oh and thedarkazar? I'm not drinking anything, I'm smoking something however, a something called catnip....

Anyhoo, I do not wish to offend anyone who likes Wal-mart. This is my opinion of that store, and no one must believe it but me. I just wrote this for kicks! Oh, and keep an eye out for the necklace Robin bought. It plays a part in my up-coming Titans Fics. Well, enjoy!

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Fluffy was pacing back and forth, muttering about Beast Boy's stupidity. Beast boy stared blankly at the annoyed cat. "Maybe I should have come to Raven instead! But no! I had to come to this idiot. That is the last time I take Fuzzy's advice!" (A/n for those of you who do not know, Fuzzy is Fluffy's brother) She sighed helplessly. "Okay, I'll work with what I have." She sighed again and shook her head. "Okay, come with me. We need to find your friends before something bad happens."

"Wait. Hold on for a second. What could possibly happen here?" Beast Boy said, coming out of his shocked stupor. "I mean, its Wal-mart."

Fluffy sighed again. "Okay. Beast Boy, the store you love so much, Wal-mart, is a cult." Beast Boy's mouth dropped, and his eyes bulged. "Yes, I know, unbelievable, right?" She said, looking at her claws. "But, its true. And they are looking for sacrifices to their Smiley God."

Beast Boy's eyes started to bulge out of his head as he struggled to keep his laughter in. Smiley God? Wal-mart a cult? He had never heard of anything more funny, and that was including all the jokes that he had made. But, then it hit him, hard, how did he know this place existed? If Robin didn't know, and Robin knew everything, how did he? "It's all starting to come together." He said quietly rubbing his hands together.

Fluffy cocked her head to one side. "What is?" she asked.

"Nothing, it's just a figure of speech" Beast Boy said with a sigh. "Okay, so we just have to find the others?" Fluffy nodded. "Okay, that should be easy." He said, then with one more look at all the awesome video games, he walked away, with The Random Pop-up Kitty at his heels.

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Raven walked through the isles, completely board out of her mind. "I knew we shouldn't of come her, I just knew it." She glanced up at one of the pictures with a smiley face one it and shuddered. "This place gives me the creeps."

Just then, Beast Boy ran up to her. "Raven! Raven, that God your okay!" Raven looked at him quizzically. "Wal-Mart is a cult! And they are going to sacrifice one of us to He Who Lowers Prices!" he pointed franticly at the Face.

"And how do you know this?" Raven asked him with an eyebrow raised.

Beast boy sighed. "She told me." He said bringing a creeped out Fluffy into view. "Raven this is Fluffy, Fluffy, Raven."

"Well, that explains everything." Raven said sarcastically. She sighed and shook her head.

"I'll explain on the way. But we have to find the others!" Beast Boy said, taking Raven's hand and dragging her with him, with Fluffy following.

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Starfire stood facing a dusty shelf at the back of the store. On that shelf was a Melvin doll. (A/n, Melvin, the guy with swirly glasses on Sailor Moon, its an inside joke.) "Oh, this is perfect! Ryand'r will simply adore this!" (Another A/n. Ryand'r is Star's older brother, who is back on Tameran; he will also be in another of my stories!) She picked up one of the dusty boxes, and the shelf moved! Just slid aside to reveal a stairway. Star looked at it. "Oooooooo." She said impressed. "I wonder what glorious things are hidden down there?" she looked around then walked down the dark foreboding steps.

Brett Bretterson (Inside joke! I just had to add him), Wal-mart employee, watched Starfire in the shadows. "The Chosen One has come to us, as the Manager predicted. I must tell the others." He walked off.

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The Titans (minus one Starfire) gathered before the check out counter. Beast Boy (with the help of Fluffy) told his friends everything. After he was done Robin looked around "Hey, anyone seen Star?" Everyone shook their heads.

Beast Boy went ballistic. "NO! She was captured by the Greeters and any second now will probably be sacrificed to He-Who-Lowers-Prices!" He started crying. "Poor Starfire." Fluffy glared at him.

"I think there is still time, let's split up and meet back here in thirty min." She said. Everyone agreed and they split up.

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Starfire looked around a large cavernous room, made of stone, in the middle was a huge pool of what looked like lava, and on the other side of the pool, was a statue of the Smiley Face God. Before the pool was a large stone alter. She gasped as a scent entered her nose. It was ether. "No," she said before blacking out.

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Starfire woke up tied to the very alter she had just seen. No one was around. Good. "Time to leave this awful place." She said with determination.

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Lupi: Hoped you liked it! Next, Chapter 4: The Sick mind of Brett Bretterson. Bye!