Run Frodo Run
This one is a parody of Run Rudolph Run. Its for x-mas, and because hateispower (aka, Redrock) requested it. Why I am doing it... I don't know.
Johnny Marks owns the song, Tolkien owns the hobbit...sob...and I don't even own the idea.
Out of all the hobbits, you know you're the mastermind
Run run Frodo, Ringwraiths can't be far behind
Run run Frodo, Gandalf's got to make it to town
Sauron make him hurry...Tell him he can take a short-cut down
Run run Frodo, don't visit the hobbit lounge.
Said Gandalf to the hobbit what would you be longing for
All I want for Christmas is a good sound, bar song guitar
Then away went Frodo streaking like a shooting star
Run run Frodo, Gandalf's got to make it to town
Sauron make him hurry...Tell him he can take a short-cut down
Run run Frodo, don't visit the hobbit lounge.
(Go go go)
Said Gandalf to the hobbit what would you be pleased most to get
A pint or two of ale, don't spill it, you'll get wet
Then away went Frodo streaking like a Concord jet
Run run Frodo, Gandalf's got to make it to town
Sauron make him hurry...Tell him he can take a short-cut down
Run run Frodo, don't visit the hobbit lounge....
lounge, lounge, lounge, lounge....
Run run Frodo, Gandalf's got to make it to town
Sauron make him hurry...Tell him he can take a short-cut down
Run run Frodo, don't visit the hobbit lounge.