Chapter 5

Ricki screamed when she plopped down in her favorite squishy armchair. Someone was already sitting in it. She jumped up and looked down. Sirius

Black was looking up at her with that odd expression again.

"What are you doing, Black," Ricki asked.

"Sitting, last time I checked anyways," Sirius retorted.

"That's my chair," Ricki said.

"Oh it is," Sirius said with a smile,

"I don't see your name on it,". "Sirius,"

Ricki whined, "I don't feel good, can I please have that chair,".

"No," Sirius replied with a smile,

your mean to me,". "Fine," She said huffily, "I'll sit on you then you have to give me the chair,".

"Fine sit on me, I don't care," Sirius said playfully.

"You would like that wouldn't you, Black," Ricki said meanly.

"You are a very bipolar person, aren't you Ricki," Sirius said laughing.

While they were arguing they didn't notice Lilly creep down the stairs. She giggled slightly at the argument they were having. She was about to use a tripping spell to make Ricki fall into Sirius when she felt someone grab her elbow. She saw James and Remus standing behind her, both with large evil, identical grins. They started to walk down the stairs a little ways to get a better view of what was going on when someone bumped into Remus' elbow. He saw Steph's red blonde hair and very tall frame standing by him. A couple of stairs up he saw Sara's brown blond head and sparkling green eyes.

"Sara couldn't stop laughing at Ricki so we had to come down and see what was going on," Steph said apologetically.

"Be quiet," James said forcefully.

He carefully cast a silencing charm on all of them so Ricki and Sirius wouldn't suspect a thing. All five of them crept down the stairs to get a closer view. Lilly and James brought up the rear, discussing what they were gonna do.

"Okay James," Lilly said, "What do you want to do,"

While Lilly and James were whispering, Ricki heard someone behind them. That was one of the benefits of being part vampire, the heightened senses. Rick grabbed Sirius's hand and jumped up really fast. When she jumped up she her long black hair whipped around and hit him in the eye.

"Ouch Son of a bitch," Sirius said loudly.

Ricki leaned into him and said "Sorry, play along,".

The five who were trying to do something to them were trying to decide what to do to them. While they were talking they forgot to watch what Ricki and Sirius were doing. They all looked up when they heard them yell.

"Lets go up to your dormitory," Ricki said loudly.

Sirius nodded and said "Yea we can be alone up there,".

Lilly, James Remus Sara and Steph watched in horror as Ricki put her arm around Sirius and walked up stairs to the 7th year boy's dormitories. As soon as the door closed the five of them ran up the stairs. That didn't work too well. James was in front, and about the middle of the stairs he missed a step and while he was falling he grabbed Lilly. Lilly fell right on top of James. while James would have found that really cool, when Lilly fell she accidentally kneed him in the groin. Lilly got up really fast, trying to hide her giggles. James sat on the floor trying to breath without vomiting.

"Gosh," James thought, "After that I still hope I can have children,".

Lilly helped James up and they kept running. When they reached the door they saw the others were there. Remus and Steph, being the tallest, had there ears pushed up against the door. Poor Sara, being only 5'4, was stuck listening under the door crack. Lilly pushed Steph over a little and put her ear up to the door. James was standing on a stool he transfigured out of a chocolate frog he found in his pocket. They listened intently. Inside the boys dormitory Ricki and Sirius were silently laughing there asses off. Ricki was sitting on James's bed reading a quidditch magazine she had found on his pillow. She was going through her pockets and found a lollipop. She read the wrapper. "Vlad's finest blood lollipops since 1432," Under the title was A.B positive in blue script.

"My favorite," Ricki said loudly.

She quickly ripped the wrapper off. She quickly started flipping through the pages of the quidditch magazine again. Sirius was sitting on his bed trying to catch Bertie Botts in his mouth that he was throwing up in the air. Ricki turned to the next page of the magazine. There was an article about the new chasers for Puldmere. She quickly scrolled down the names.

"Harris, O'Connell, ah, there it is , Perry," Ricki exclaimed.

"I heard Perry, are you talking about Brian Perry, the new chaser for Puldmere," Sirius said.

"Yea he's my brother in law," Ricki said proudly.

"NO way," Sirius exclaimed, "I bet you get to go to all the matches,".

"If I want to," she said spoildly.

Just as Sirius was about to say something, they heard a scuffle outside the door.

"James quit whining, IM sorry I kneed you in the dick, it was an accident," Lilly exclaimed.

Ricki and Sirius started laughing at that comment. Ricki stood up on the bed.

"What are you doing," Sirius said.

Ricki started jumping.

"What the hell," Sirius said mysteriously.

Ricki chucked the quidditch magazine she was reading at him.

"Ow," he said, rubbing the part of his head where it hurt.

"Oh Sirius your so amazing," Ricki shrieked.

Sirius finally got what she was doing.

"Oh Ricki," He moaned.

They heard a few Oh my gods and a go mate from James. Ricki and Sirius moaned for a few more minutes. When Sirius was moaning particularly loud Ricki walked over and flung the door open. When the looked at every one Ricki and Sirius burst out laughing. Lilly was standing on top of James. James was in one knee with his ear up to the door. Sara and Steph were standing on James's leg so they could listen better. The stool had been discarded when the moaning had started.

"Hi guys," Ricki said, "what are you all doing,".

"Um," Lilly said quickly, "James needed his wand and then Steph lost her contact and it was just hell.

James quickly stuck his wand in his back pocket, but Ricki still saw. She also knew Steph didn't wear contacts.

"So what are you doing, Ricki," Sara said.

"I was reading a quidditch article on Brian and then I heard you retards outside the door so we decided to freak you out," Ricki said irritated.

"Okay we're going to bed now," The girls said.

"I'm coming too," Ricki said.

James gave Lilly a quick peck on the cheek and practically ran into the boys dorms. Ricki turned to walk away. She turned around and saw Sirius looking at her. She winked at him and smiled. Finally once in the girls dorms, she fell fast asleep.