Yeah!! Not too lazy after all! Hehehe…

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.

Attempt I.

A mouse is known for its trickery and sneaky skills. Well, I'll show you how much of a mouse I am. And I already have a plan to make him fall in love with me. -insert devilish grin-

"BREAKFAST IS READY!!" Tohru yelled from downstairs in the kitchen. Kyo and I slip our door opened and glare at each other. We walked down the stairs without a word because of Tohru. She doesn't want us to fight anymore, which is impossible. I mean, Kyo always pick a fight with me! He never gives up, and that one of the things I like about him. So determined. Like now, he is challenging me. I'm surprise he still think he have a chance to beat me. He train and train, wondering why can't he beat me. I may look like I didn't train for a very long time. But on the contrary, I train every single night. Just for you Kyo, if I lose to you in a battle; I wouldn't ever see you again. I absolutely don't want that to happen.

"HAHA! I WILL BEAT YOU, I WON'Y FAIL THIS TIME!" overconfident isn't he. (A/N: Haha, watch him fail.) Would he be as confident in other situations? Ahh! Gotta get my head out of the gutter! I have to win! Really, his moves are quite predictable. I could guess what moves he would make before he knows it. Well, I'm kinda cheating since I watch him train. He is so oblivious, he didn't even know that I was there. All thanks to my hard work, dedication, and the love of my life…my beautiful orange head- VERY- soon- to -be- lover -if- I- succeed -to- win- his- heart. Off topic. Back to where I am…Kyo trying to kick my ass. Not a place I want to be, I rather talk about how beautiful my breathe-taking orange head-VERY- soon- to -be- lover -if- I- succeed -to- win- his- heart. Ok…once again…off topic…back to where I am…

I dismiss his punches and kicks as if nothing, but he doesn't know how much energy it takes me to block them. Seeing an opening I swiftly kick his chest which end up tearing the paper made door and Kyo landing in the pond. Uhh ohh, kick too hard, hope I didn't hurt my Kyo. I was worry for a second when Kyo didn't jump out of the water yet. I ran outside standing near the pond, I see a shadow in the water. Then Kyo pop up out of nowhere and drag me in the water. Why so cruel my love!?!? (A/N: It sound like something Shigure would say, but then….I wanna use it.. Sue me! I'm just kidding! Don't do that) I made a not so dignified shriek when my body touched the cool water. I was gonna yelled at him for his stupidity until I saw the sun shining his soaked T-shirt, which is pretty much transparent now. My mouth is wide opened like a fish, I try closing it…but it just open up again. Kyo, with all his beautiful and soaked wet to the bones but is still damn sexy glory, there, smirking…at…me. I gotta get out of here quick before I do something that I regret.

"Hah! Baka nezumi, you beat me this time, but just wait. You won't be so lucky next time." Rubbing his almost transparent chest while smirking like that does not help my blood flow traveling to the south. Ahh! He's making it worse by taking off his shirt! Not like I wouldn't like that taken off….

"Yo! Baka nezumi, get out of the water before you make Tohru worried." Kyo yelled out from inside the tatami room. What the… When did he get there?!?! -- Must have spaced out. Out in the beauty of Kyo that is! (A.N: Getting annoying ne? Yuki should stop.)

I walked upstairs to my room getting ready to take a shower. I grabbed a towel and find some clothes in my drawer. I see Kyo also getting ready to do so too. I quickly walked into the bathroom and locked the door.

"Hey!! Get out of there right now!! I called first!" Yelled Kyo.

"Since when did you called first?!" I yelled back.

"When you are still standing like an idiot in the pond!" Kyo sounding more annoyed.

Oh…I was spaced out then. "Too bad! I went in first! This is pay back for pulling me in!" I yelled back with a smile.

"You you you! Ku'so nezumi!" yelled Kyo.

Game-d: Wow Yuki. You are so dramatic.

Yuki: Hell yeah!! I could go broad way baby!

Game-d: lol…you are soo hentai.

Yuki: Of course, I'm a teenagers with overflow hormones! What you expect?!

Game-d: You are just Yaoi hunger aren't you.

Yuki: Yaoi hunger? Baby, I am the Yaoi!

Another Yuki: IMPOSTER!! DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS! IT'S NOT ME!

Game-d: What?! Two Yukis?!

Yuki #2: I am the real Yuki, what are you talking about?

Yuki#1: In your dreams! I am the real Yuki!

Game-d: Oh no! I can't tell which is the real Yuki!
Yuki#1: I am the real Yuki!

Yuki#2: NOO! I AM!

Game-d: There is only one person who can tell which Yuki is the real one!

Yuki#2: And that is…

Game-d: KYO!!

Yuki#1: What is he gonna do?

Game-d: KYOO!! COME HEREEE!

Kyo: Yeah?

Game-d: We got two Yukis here, don't know which one is real. Can you test them out.

Kyo: Sure.

-Kyo kiss Yuki#2-

Kyo: He is the imposter!!

Fake Yuki: -dazed- I have fulfilled my dream. To Kiss Kyo! I can die a happy life!

Game-d: Who are you really?

-Fake Yuki take off mask-

Yuki: Kagura?!?!!?!?

Kyo: AHH!! I KISSED HER?!?! -go wash mouth-

I edited some stuff, because when I start reading what I wrote, I found some mistakes. I didn't read it over before I load this chapter, because I was in a hurry. Gomen.