Disclaimer: if anyone is thoroughly upset with the way I have written this I am soulfully sorry and you will just have to live with it. I also have a problem with Cassandra so please do not become upset over the way I write about her.
So most people think I am a nice, calm queen. They are wrong. I enjoy seducing toms, and I am worse than Bombalurina. The only reason no one knows is because I am not as pretty as she is. That's fight, beauty always matters. It is a pain up the arse if you ask me. Most of my friends like to tease me about my devotion to the male race, and I just laugh along. But if they have a problem with it they should just tell me, Cassandra means man pleaser and that is what I do, I please any and all males who come to me looking for sexual favors. If any of you has a problem with that I really don't care (Demeter)! So go sink into the hole of depression and rot! If I take your tom you have reason to pout if I don't then just shut your bloody trap! Although I have most likely already taken your tom. The only males who have not succumbed to my charm are Munkustrap and Mistoffelees! Even Macavity has come to me for a night of bliss. I am proud of who I am and don't let any bloody person tell you other wise!