Disclaimer: Okay, Demeter is one of my favorite characters so I am going to have lots of fun with this one. (Sorry Chi).
Okay, so most of you know me as the paranoid freak. And that is not far from the truth. I am totally freaked out by Macavity, ever since that one night of bliss I have been afraid of the male race. In fact it amazes me that Munkustrap still chases after me! No one really cares what I think, and then the whole Macavity shows up at the ball thing like hit them big time. They were all like, "Hey, he is really out to get us." And Etcetera hissing at me, well lets just say her mind is not very open to new ideas (she is very prejudice). Why do I have like ten kits? Well after my Macavity ordeal I had to do my part of community service if you know what I mean. Any way, now I adopt poor kittens off the street. Saving something so innocent like these kits is what redeems me after enjoying being raped (if anyone wonders about this, some of the choreography was meant to portray "His love was wonderful, yet terrible," or something like that). Any way I just wish that Bombalurina and Tugger would stay away from my kits, the way they lead them on is totally wrong. It made Pouncival uncomfortable after the ball; he told me he felt dirty. Etcetera tells me that having everyone think she is in love with her uncle makes her feel like a whore. Sometimes it is all I can do to stop from ripping these fools' heads off, the other cats, not Etcetera and Pouncival.
A/N: I hope you like these. I enjoy writing them.
Chimalmaht: I am sorry about the way I portrayed Demeter, I hope you don't get to mad at me.
Mystitat: no I don't want them to be longer, it is hard to come up with these off the top of my head.
Roman: not even for you. This came to me after I almost hit a girl in the eye with a pencil that I chucked at Murry (Not that it would have been wrong to take out her eye, she bugs the crap out of me).
Jemima-luvah: no I will not change my new code for anyone on here, no matter how much they enjoy it. This is mainly because I am tired of being used by others.