What Would Happen If...
Part II
Miroku was a girl and the others figured out about it
"What?" Inuyasha shouted. Kagome stared at him/her in wide eyes. "Oh my god." Sango said, smacking herself in the forehead. "Why do you go around groping girls then?" Sango asked. "It's all an act so you won't figure out my real identity." Kagome said, "Why would you want to hide you identity?" Sango said, "Did something bad happen to you?" Kagome asked, "What if Naraku figures out?" Miroku sighed. "Well, I'm scared if Naraku finds out that he'll haunt me down and try to kill me." Miroku began to cry. Sango and Kagome went over to comfort Miroku. Inuyasha cringed. "I'm surrounded by females." he yelled. Sango felt a hand on her butt. "She smacked Miroku. "Urg... I've be violated by a wanna-be guy."
(This story is just for kicks. Don't take anything seriously.)
Sango finds out that her boomerang is made of plastic
Sango charged a demon head first. She launched her boomerang at the demon and her boomerang snapped into pieces. "It broke again." She sighed. "I can't even find plastic that durable anymore." She pulls out her kantana and fights the demon with out her boomerang. "I wonder what it would be like using demon bones instead." she said.
Kagome gave Inuyasha a haircut in his sleep
"There. It's perfect." Kagome said as she climbed out of the tree.
Minutes later...
Inuyasha opened his eyes. He groggily sat up. For some reason, he was feeling light headed. He looked down and jumped out of the tree. He fell a little faster than he had expected. He hit the ground and his feet gave out from under him. "What happened?" he asked no one in particular. He kneeled. "What's this?" He picked up some silver hair from the ground. "Oh no. I'm shedding again."
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